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Boy I hate Controllock and especially Voidlord. The last time I felt such a hate for one single card might have been Justicar.

In my first game this morning I managed to play 4 (!) Keleseths in the first 4 turns because my opponent is a total dumbass (Controllock, rank 5) and left it on the table for 2 turns, altough he was easily able to trade. Even an Elven Minstrel shortly after that. No use when you dont get Silence by turn 5. 1238599252 fucking board clears.

And he won with two consequtive Hellfires that left him at exactly 1. He gets fucking rewarded for being a degenerated pile of wasted dust and misplaying hugely????

Fuck this all this matchup is simply retarded.

0% winrate vs aggro/murloc paladin no matter which mage deck I play... in over 20 games... from now on I'll just concede when I see one...

I like how now that pirate warrior is tier 3, people think it's not cancer anymore.

Just because it isn't good anymore doesn't mean that upgrading reaper and swinging face for four turns isn't cancer anymore.

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I'll put the disclaimer here that the best way to beat Christopher Lambert priest is, naturally, to Git Guess but with that being said...

...I really can't wait for it to fuck off. It's everywhere. Standard, wild, casual, under my bed, nicks my fav seat at the pub, takes out credit cards in my name... 

 

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really love how little skill is involved in the warlock mirror. 

Is there really that much skill in any type of mirror match? Regardless of the archtype/playstyle I'm sure it pretty much boils down to "Did the other gal/guy draw their key cards or low curve (if aggro match-up) before I did? If so, then I usually lose."

 You can tell a lot from some mirrors, tbh. (Wild) Freezemage is a good one - easy as pie to spot bad players - those that swing into an unknown secret with <4 power, for example, or let themselves get milled with acolyte - or even something like not holding Alex for defensive uses and burning dome to chip the opp down (almost always the better choice in a mirror, IMO, though much more questionable than other points), not popping a scientist before popping a block, or messing up fatigue. Basic errors, some of these, and quite common.

Probably THE most boring match to play, though. lots of draw-go, not much happening other than trying to bait errors (leaving opp's novice alive instead of pinging when secrets are up, pretty much). Freezes on empty boards, that kind of wastage.

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Playing against aggro paladin (or rogue, or hunter).

Manage to clear their board.

Their hand is empty. 

I have board control. Maybe even lethal on board.

But that all doesn't matter, because I am at 6 health, and this is exactly the time for them to topfuckingdeck that retarded charging piece of shit. 

^ that happened to me so often, I can't even 

This thread What's the best meme deck you ever made influenced me to make some weird rebirth deck where it was almost all taunt beasts and summon-a-copy cards. I was able to copy Hadronox twice and kept taking this Warrior's minions out, leaving Hadronox to wait. Turns out I was playing that Warrior deck with Dead Man's Hands, Blood Razor and Armorsmiths. The game took 39 minutes. I played all the way until the end. What has become of my life??? I probably played 40 taunts that game: full board of scarabs twice and Hadronox triggering twice: once with him and another minion on board, so 5 resummons, all taunts and once with just him on the board. Dude's armor was in the 50s.... 

Does every fucking tempo rogue have Keleseth + shadowstep in their opening hand and Vilespine slayer by turn 5? 

Fucking cancer.

Lol have fun with your pretty Keleseth <3 

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love how good, strong, fair decks have no place anymore.  you cant play good \decks. 

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Does every fucking tempo rogue have Keleseth + shadowstep in their opening hand and Vilespine slayer by turn 5? 

Fucking cancer.

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love how good, strong, fair decks have no place anymore.  you cant play good \decks. 

 Play another of the thousands of videogames that exsist?

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love how good, strong, fair decks have no place anymore.  you cant play good \decks. 

 Play another of the thousands of videogames that exsist?

 Any suggestions for non rage-inducing games that aren't CCGs or FPSs?

enjoy the jades untill they lasts imbeciles.1 mana 10/10 fucking piece of shit retards.

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enjoy the jades untill they lasts imbeciles.1 mana 10/10 fucking piece of shit retards.