Hearthpwn

Fuck Defil. 

Its so damn annoying. Its prob the best boardclear in the game. Cheap too. 

And fuck warlocks. They are more annoying then priests at the moment. Almost impossible to beat

I was grinding to rank 5 again today. I'm not sure how some of the players reach rank 6. There were so much obvious misplays, I couldn't believe my eyes. Some decks do play themselves after all.

Fuck Razakus to hell. Playing against them is as fun as against quest mages, which are fortunately not meta right now.

Also just lost to cubelock who played turn 6 lackey+dark pact then cube+dark pact on voidlord. I drew Skulking geist on turn 7.

I really hate Corridor Creeper. Countless games are lost when your opponent drops not one, but two of these on you by turn 3(!) because they were in his opening hand.

Of course, I have benefited from this absurdity too at times.

It's so stupid, reduces the game to even more of a random luck situation based on what's in your opening hand.

I cant wait that all the jades/razakus will be obliterated to hell.
Did i mention that i won't miss evolve and devolve neither?Those 2 fucking cards always ruining fun times into casual.Fucking sick of shamans even if they are totally out of the meta right now.
Get raped from the tripleganger already.

Typical Chinese aggro player in Arena, leaving the gaming prematurely and letting me wait for the rope. Cunt was smashing the emotes like mad when he had the upper hand earlier in the game and then the emotes stopped when I regained the initiative. Is this what goes on in the tiny minds of every BM-ing aggro player? Annoying the hell out of your opponent with emotes and then ragequitting after realising you're a failure to society and your family? Still salty about it even tho I won smh

Hall of fame shadow step

if your deck has lethal in 6 turns or less, it's an aggro deck, period.

cubelock with giants and doomguards is an aggro deck.  you are wrong if you think otherwise.

Losing to the same person twice in a row fucking sucks. Especially when it is because they drew their win condition.

This game pisses me off sometimes.

Total coincidence. Just how it goes. Change decks and get hit with the worst draw and worst possible opponent. Total coincidence. 

And Brian Kibler is just coincidentally giving a f*** about this game. Not getting paid. Not bringing 

Oh who gives a fuck

Milled the opponent's Prophet Velen still lost from full health on turn 10 cause he drew Raza and DK on curve... I even picked Mayor Noggenfogger from Free From Amber in the attempt to stop or at least delay the machine gun but he obviously had Kazakus and obviously got AOE potion.... Can we please just delete MSG from the game instead of rotating it? Cause it was clearly just a huge mistake.... 

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Welcome to the thrilling fantasy land of Hearthstone...

... where the game is decided on turn 3 and you match up against the same 4-5 meta decks every game. Where creativity has no place if you're not playing against friends. Where the card-game-pimp Ben Brode and his harem of hoes (game designers) suck every single dollar out of your bank account if you want to be competitive by introducing ballsack cards like Corridor Creeper.

I started playing HS 2,5 years ago. My first competitive deck was Kolentos aggro shaman which I started playing about 6 months after being introduced to the game. I discovered the power of going face. Completely ignoring the opponents board and solely focusing on my own strategy (strategy? should I say draw?). When you go face you truly realize how un-interactive this game can be. Very similar to the classic freeze mage which also did not really interact with the board, as well as the new dick-popsicle-flavor of the month HIGHLANDER PRIEST. 

Surely these decks (aggro shaman, freeze mage and highlander priest to name a few) shall pose as the evidence for in which direction this game goes and always will go. It's an economics game folks, and you are all just clapping and the clowns and enjoying the circus-fiesta while having your money (or time=money) sucked away. 

Actually I want to end this on a positive note. A lot of the art is amazing in Hearthstone and sometimes you really appreciate that golden Tirion Fordring coming down or Twisting Nether your opponents board away. All though Most of the time this game is just a random-number-generator-shitshow and if you disagree that's fine. The reason I even got into it was because I enjoy the Warcraft art stuff and was a WoW player many years ago. This will probably be my last weeks of actively playing the game since I just can't enjoy it anymore due to the complete lack of creativity in a game built to challenge your creative thinking. Also I have the feeling I'm constantly playing against 12 year olds (emoting, etc) and it makes me feel old even though i'm just 23.

Cya in casual for some time bois! I'll be the shaman player.

 So in a nutshell....  "Blizzard sucks, the game sucks but I'm going to keep playing for a few weeks and then maybe quit....or maybe just make some more posts about how bad things are while I continue to keep playing longer."   ??????

lost to quest mage despite having ice block and amara

turns out when you discover multiple molten reflections your bullshit deck is not actually beatable.  good job blizzard.

Wow. Just lost against two down syndrome forever low rank newb plebs because this game has become such a powercreep fucktard fiesta designed for toilet gameplay.

Blizzard after Naxx: "We don't want more powercreeps like we did with Naxxramas"

Hearthstone 2k18: "HAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE GETS A POWERCREEP, TAKE THIS PLAYERS WITH IQ BELOW 80, YOU SHALL BE ABLE TO DEFEAT HIGH LEGEND PLAYERS BECAUSE FUCK YOU ALL :)"

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I was grinding to rank 5 again today. I'm not sure how some of the players reach rank 6. There were so much obvious misplays, I couldn't believe my eyes. Some decks do play themselves after all.

 If a deck plays itself for you, how does one misplay?
Curious...

 

Infinite health, infinite cards, and infinite damage, in a single card - Kingsbane. 

Fair as fuck, great fucking design you idiots. 

12 games with tempo rogue:

My Keleseth played: 0

My vanCleef played: 0

thanks to my deck, it is always an honor to play with you

Losing my mind...

13.01.2018 - Rank 4/ 1 Star
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17.01.2018 - Rank 4/ 2 Stars

This game became a pure gamble at high ladder. The grind is ruining HS for me...

21/6 kingsbane with lifesteal

i want to die IRL

edit: lost to a 31/14 lifesteal kingsbane

great design, really fair and balanced, good job giving rogue op bullshit for the 4th year running.