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Quote from baldwindoidao >>

Quote from ShQQta >>

Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the ******** cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.

Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.

Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.

so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.

 Man! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. THE MATCHMAKING OF THE GaME IS REAL! They give u x cards that resolve themselves with x cards from the opponent. I didn't knew that's something that was never discussed between members and other players. It's the only logic to a rng card game works, otherwise would be too much random and lots of big greedy trash decks wouldn't work either way

But i can understand ur anger, specially when lots of pro players actually are bad shit streamers everywhere, from that kripp to Amaz, going trought that ******** trump, the arrogant 40years old looser kibler and several others. Even kolento are doing a shit job making meme decks to make players spend more than they have to play this to finally beat a priest or lock and loose , turning off the game , the pc and lay down on bed on fetal position waiting for nerfs and questioning ur own existence to loose time on this fucking game

NOW AGAIN! FUCK U BEN BRODE! SAY AFTER ME!
FUCK U BEN BRODE

Quote from baldwindoidao >>

Quote from ShQQta >>

Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the ******** cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.

Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.

Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.

so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.

 Man! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. THE MATCHMAKING OF THE GaME IS REAL! They give u x cards that resolve themselves with x cards from the opponent. I didn't knew that's something that was never discussed between members and other players. It's the only logic to a rng card game works, otherwise would be too much random and lots of big greedy trash decks wouldn't work either way

But i can understand ur anger, specially when lots of pro players actually are bad shit streamers everywhere, from that kripp to Amaz, going trought that ******** trump, the arrogant 40years old looser kibler and several others. Even kolento are doing a shit job making meme decks to make players spend more than they have to play this to finally beat a priest or lock and loose , turning off the game , the pc and lay down on bed on fetal position waiting for nerfs and questioning ur own existence to loose time on this fucking game

NOW AGAIN! FUCK U BEN BRODE! SAY AFTER ME!
FUCK U BEN BRODE

I'd really like to have word with who thought releasing Corridor Creeper in his current iteration was a good idea.... 

I just played a game against this Zoo and 6 of those abominations ended up being played.... 4 of them were mine (Yeah I know I suck for playing such a broken card)  and I paid 1 or 2 mana in total for them.... I really can't wait for February to arrive so that,hopefully,that abomination gets nerfed and I can dust all my copies and craft some meme or golden cards.... 

FOR FUCK SAKE! AUTO SQUELSH NOW!

I am so fucking tired of all spotty twelve year olds with sweaty arm pits and no friends (I assume everyone that likes the emotes fits in that category). How hard is it to program in auto squelsh for us that DON'T WANT TO BE ASSHOLES!?

I mean what are the emotes even there for? All they are used for is to annoy the hell out of descent players with a short temper like me. 

Another looooooser. I'm out of this game, full of ball-lickers like this guys

I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.

Quote from Rainbowhunter >>

I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.

Quote from Rainbowhunter >>

I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.

Quote from Kaladin >>

why would you guys enjoy watching the most unlucky player in the history of hearthstone.

Do you guys know Zetalot? The streamer that has been playing priest almost exclusively. Turns out, he hates both razakus and spiteful priest with passion. That's telling something

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Quote from Kaladin >>

why would you guys enjoy watching the most unlucky player in the history of hearthstone.

 are you kidding? I'd love to see that and I'm sure many others would too. Unlucky streamers are always more fun than average luck ones

Wow, playing random boring quest in casual and i just faced three different tempo mage from ladder and razakus after those. Really fcktards? You guys must suck if you have to prey on ppl playing homebrew decks

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Quote from Kaladin >>

why would you guys enjoy watching the most unlucky player in the history of hearthstone.

 are you kidding? I'd love to see that and I'm sure many others would too. Unlucky streamers are always more fun than average luck ones

My last arena run was a few months ago, so lets do it. First game losing against hunter with kill command, bow, houndmaster, traps.

After winning a game, i lose the second one because my router fucks up.. my opponent was at 3hp, i had 28hp, but fuck it, losing the game because of losing connection. After the next win losing because my skilled hunter opponent gets huffer with windfury into call of the wild turn 9.

I have so much fun, wow.

Quote from SwedishOxxx >>

FOR FUCK SAKE! AUTO SQUELSH NOW!

I am so fucking tired of all spotty twelve year olds with sweaty arm pits and no friends (I assume everyone that likes the emotes fits in that category). How hard is it to program in auto squelsh for us that DON'T WANT TO BE ASSHOLES!?

I mean what are the emotes even there for? All they are used for is to annoy the hell out of descent players with a short temper like me. 

Quote from Ivarenos94 >>

Welcome to the thrilling fantasy land of Hearthstone...

... where the game is decided on turn 3 and you match up against the same 4-5 meta decks every game. Where creativity has no place if you're not playing against friends. Where the card-game-pimp Ben Brode and his harem of hoes (game designers) suck every single dollar out of your bank account if you want to be competitive by introducing ballsack cards like Corridor Creeper.

I started playing HS 2,5 years ago. My first competitive deck was Kolentos aggro shaman which I started playing about 6 months after being introduced to the game. I discovered the power of going face. Completely ignoring the opponents board and solely focusing on my own strategy (strategy? should I say draw?). When you go face you truly realize how un-interactive this game can be. Very similar to the classic freeze mage which also did not really interact with the board, as well as the new dick-popsicle-flavor of the month HIGHLANDER PRIEST. 

Surely these decks (aggro shaman, freeze mage and highlander priest to name a few) shall pose as the evidence for in which direction this game goes and always will go. It's an economics game folks, and you are all just clapping and the clowns and enjoying the circus-fiesta while having your money (or time=money) sucked away. 

Actually I want to end this on a positive note. A lot of the art is amazing in Hearthstone and sometimes you really appreciate that golden Tirion Fordring coming down or Twisting Nether your opponents board away. All though Most of the time this game is just a random-number-generator-shitshow and if you disagree that's fine. The reason I even got into it was because I enjoy the Warcraft art stuff and was a WoW player many years ago. This will probably be my last weeks of actively playing the game since I just can't enjoy it anymore due to the complete lack of creativity in a game built to challenge your creative thinking. Also I have the feeling I'm constantly playing against 12 year olds (emoting, etc) and it makes me feel old even though i'm just 23.

Cya in casual for some time bois! I'll be the shaman player.

Quote from latinvampire >>

 He's a good sport though isn't he?  I find him rather amusing and whenever I see his clips, he's always up past the witching hour.