Hearthpwn

Greetings to all the worthless cunts playing raza priest and quest mage, you're certainly making this game a better place. Also big greetings to worthless shits at Team 5 for adding Kingsbane and Cavern Shinyfinder IN THE SAME FUCKING SET. Well done you pieces of shit.

I'm just gonna link one card and it should explain why my salt levels are higher than usual. 

Duskbreaker

Well, I have to say this: Ben BRode became greed, simple as that. He saw his shit game growing and then decide to do like many facebook shit games. Did a shit meta wich his team will nerf later like this brainless cubelock bullshit and razakus aoe priest to make lots of virgins and nerds sustained by their fathers spend cash on this game. Now has become stupid and expensive to do a deck that controls every aspect of the game at every turn. The game will become Hearthlock eventually. 
Then in April they will decide to nerf those decks, but untill then, or u play with these brainless shit or u wait for the nerf to play with another good deck for maybe 2 months and then a new toxic meta comes and waits a new nerf and all that shit all over again! TO WHAT?! TO SPEND MORE MONEY E KEEP RUNNING AFTER UR OWN TAIL!

SO...
FUCK U BEN BRODE AND UR SHIT DEVELOP TEAM, FUCK U UR PIECE OF ShIT SMOKING POT AND MAKING BAD LIVE STREAM SHOWING US HOW ShIT IS THIS NEW EXPANSION AND THE OTHER TWO EARLY LIKE SHIT 'GORO AND BITCHES OF THE FROZEN DAD

FUCK U MAN!

Oh I really hope in the next patch they remove emotes, as a quality of life feature. There is no reason for them to exist other than to fuel my rage when someone wins a match against me because of Rng. Every single emote is a criminal. But really Well Played gets me the most pissed off. Well played, well played, well played. Shut the fuck up already and take your win. I rarely emote as it is. I only do when someone well plays me when they are about to win. Then i just rope the entire next turn and wow emote them cause if you are gonna be a piece of shit i will stoop to your level and be a petty bitch cause you decided to be a prick and emote. 

Cards>rng>rng>rng>skill. 

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Well, I have to say this: Ben BRode became greed, simple as that. He saw his shit game growing and then decide to do like many facebook shit games. Did a shit meta wich his team will nerf later like this brainless cubelock bullshit and razakus aoe priest to make lots of virgins and nerds sustained by their fathers spend cash on this game. Now has become stupid and expensive to do a deck that controls every aspect of the game at every turn. The game will become Hearthlock eventually. 
Then in April they will decide to nerf those decks, but untill then, or u play with these brainless shit or u wait for the nerf to play with another good deck for maybe 2 months and then a new toxic meta comes and waits a new nerf and all that shit all over again! TO WHAT?! TO SPEND MORE MONEY E KEEP RUNNING AFTER UR OWN TAIL!

SO...
FUCK U BEN BRODE AND UR SHIT DEVELOP TEAM, FUCK U UR PIECE OF ShIT SMOKING POT AND MAKING BAD LIVE STREAM SHOWING US HOW ShIT IS THIS NEW EXPANSION AND THE OTHER TWO EARLY LIKE SHIT 'GORO AND BITCHES OF THE FROZEN DAD

FUCK U MAN!

 

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how is it fair to constantly reward bad play?   I out play every opponent on every turn yet I'm losing almost all games.  Explain that.

Simple. If you really were out playing every opponent each turn we'd be seeing you as one of the world champion picks for the finals coming up. Since you're not on there it is safe to say you aren't really playing up to the level that you claim you are and still stand in need of improving how you play.

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how is it fair to constantly reward bad play?   I out play every opponent on every turn yet I'm losing almost all games.  Explain that.

Simple. If you really were out playing every opponent each turn we'd be seeing you as one of the world champion picks for the finals coming up. Since you're not on there it is safe to say you aren't really playing up to the level that you claim you are and still stand in need of improving how you play.

 You are incorrect.  Luck determines most games right now.

The problem is I'm not playing a copy pasted tier one internet deck.  If I were playing brain-free abominations, I have no doubt my WR would be near 60% and I'd hit rank 5 in about an hour.

"Wild is different!  You never know what you're facing!"

Every Priest is this.

Fair decks with perfect play do not win, period.  If you arent playing some stupid bullshit, you're losing every game.

my favorite part of hearthstone is constantly losing despite perfect play.  how bad players who get lucky are always rewarded more than good players who play well.

goodbye.

4 games in a fucking row against the same Warlock bullshit. Every single time they can cheese out Voidlord on turn 5 or 6. 

Oh yes, in casual.

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The problem is I'm not playing a copy pasted tier one internet deck.  If I were playing brain-free abominations, I have no doubt my WR would be near 60% and I'd hit rank 5 in about an hour.

Prove it. If not for us, then for yourself, because this way you are just making yourself look like an egoist tryhard, who is making excuses for himself just to keep the picture of himself together. Which is bad for you. 

Also, just another question, why dont you stream yet? I mean, you are a good player, you play interesting decks, you obviously spend a lot of time with the game, a lot of user knows you from here, so youd have some viewers from the beginning, you just couldnt lose with it as i see it.

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how is it fair to constantly reward bad play?   I out play every opponent on every turn yet I'm losing almost all games.  Explain that.

Simple. If you really were out playing every opponent each turn we'd be seeing you as one of the world champion picks for the finals coming up. Since you're not on there it is safe to say you aren't really playing up to the level that you claim you are and still stand in need of improving how you play.

 You are incorrect.  Luck determines most games right now.

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4 games in a fucking row against the same Warlock bullshit. Every single time they can cheese out Voidlord on turn 5 or 6. 

Oh yes, in casual.

 Maybe a reason to put a copy or 2 of Spellbreaker in your deck?

When facing cubelock I'd always consider Spellbreaker a temporary solution to an ever persisting problem. If I silence a possessed lackey, I'd have one less silence for the coming Doomguards, Cubes, Voidlords etc. 

Same applies to silencing a voidlord, the opponent will just cube it and then play dark pact which makes your silence effectively redundant.

Bottom line, Cubelock is a piece of shit.

why would you guys enjoy watching the most unlucky player in the history of hearthstone.

This is incredible, i think i found a bug, i was playing in wild nzoth secret hunter, and i never draw in last game nzoth.I watched the replay and nzoth wasnt burned or discarded or etc.WTFFF   this is the replay   https://hsreplay.net/replay/b7LwgCePnnxP6NTGXQrZkK

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how is it fair to constantly reward bad play?   I out play every opponent on every turn yet I'm losing almost all games.  Explain that.

Simple. If you really were out playing every opponent each turn we'd be seeing you as one of the world champion picks for the finals coming up. Since you're not on there it is safe to say you aren't really playing up to the level that you claim you are and still stand in need of improving how you play.

 You are incorrect.  Luck determines most games right now.

So if luck determines most games right now how can you claim that you out play your opponents each turn?

#logic

SUCK BRODE'S BALL TOO U FUCKING FGGT 

U KNOW THAT'S TRUE WHAT I SAID UPAHEAD

WHAT DO U MEAN BY HODOR?!