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It's way too fun reading people's salt. Go back a 400 pages and read about people crying about jade druid and op shaman times (that lasted for how many months? 6-12 months of shaman aggro/trogg being the king)... as much as it sucks, priest/warlock are having their moment... then they'll be useless for a few years and they'll come to this forum to cry.

 The worst part is that aside from the very first couple months of hearthstone, that was really Shaman's best/only run... and the changes killed midrange and aggro

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crying because he lost against SOMEONE who is actually trying to have fun in the game while playing razakus or a deck with the cunt priest op dk

second game : crying because SOMEONE is trying to bring his favorite class black while playing tempo rogue 

fuck off

Are they serious right now with Mage?  They can play like 5 fucking secrets for free by turn 3 or 4, all of which destroy your minions and block your spells.  Then, youre so fucked.  Why even play?  Eater of secrets is useless.  Thre are NO cards to deal with this fucking nonsense. 

holyshit aggro mages......i must ask is it even possible winning against those cunts ?

I really hate playing a 20 minute game only to lose by RNG... Deck of Wonders hitting me with a free Pyroblast with 4 minions on the board and my opponent had 5.... So a total of 11 targets and goes to me... 1 in 11 great game... Should have just flipped a coin on turn 1 and save me the trouble.

Skilless priest hacks still ruining the game

Priest is killing thia game. I don't even have the will to play past rank 5 now.

It's all priests and every iteration of it is disguting. Raza deals 30+ dmg a turn and it's the most stupid braindead shit this game has ever seen.

At least patron needed some thought.

The other priest deck can OTK you with divine spirit plus innerfire from YOUR OWN BOARD.

Guess the only counter to priest is retarded priest.

I was playing Cubelock (Without Doomguards,just Voidcaller,Voidlord and Mal'ganis) and played against this ultra fucking greedy Quest Razakus Priest that Entombed my Mal'ganis, then Psychic Screamed 2 Voidlords and the Obsidian Statue I had stolen (Psychic Scream is such a balanced card),bounced Kazakus back to his hand and then proceeded to get not once but twice that fucking mass polymorph to deal with both DK and N'zoth board.... Are you fucking kidding me?!?! How on earth am I supposed to win against that?!?! and he had yet to play DK and Raza for Machine Gun Hero Power.... I don't care if 99% of the community hates it but Exodia Mage needs to exist to counter that bullshit,cause in Wild Highlander Priest is so damn broken that it can afford to be so greedy and still have a chance against Aggro and there's no way to beat as a "fair" Control Deck.... Also daily reminder that Inner Fire is crap card that should be deleted from the game..... I lost cause for one turn I couldn't remove a stupid 1/6 Cleric even though it was crystal clear that I would get my face smacked for almost 30 damage the moment I saw him using Talonpriest on her.... 

TL;DR I fucking hate Priests,the vast majority of people that play the class and think they're some special snowflakes that can BM like retards the whole the time and the fact that Blizzard is giving them broken cards just cause the aforementioned snowflakes cried about their class being terrible....   

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Which F*cking warlock deck runs two F*cking Twisting Nether 

Took me a while to recover from that game. I had to take a walk. 

Do people actually enjoy avoiding to click end turn button after they are done?hs players really.

So I thought I would finish my Pally quest in casual. First 3 games I steamroll, the 4th I´m matched with a priest. The match gets to a point where we both have two cards in hand with an empty board he has 9 hp and I have 22. the bullshit starts when he plays Lyra and 3 low mana spells it generates. Next turn he equips dragon soul and UIpotions Lyra for a 1/1 copy then Ancestral spirits it. The two Lyras generate nothing but SW pain and death while he wipes anything I try to contest the board with. finally I kill the Lyras but still get board wiped. Both of us almost at fatigue. I equality/pyromancer to clear his dragons, in response to this he plays the Darkness and Reno. So I just say fuck it and concede. The next game I get matched with the same priest who kicked my ass again with a Benedictus I assume he just had in the bottom part of his deck last game.

This shit was in CASUAL, FUCKING CASUAL.

Can't wait for priest to be abandoned in the next year and a half of expansions

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So I thought I would finish my Pally quest in casual. First 3 games I steamroll, the 4th I´m matched with a priest. The match gets to a point where we both have two cards in hand with an empty board he has 9 hp and I have 22. the bullshit starts when he plays Lyra and 3 low mana spells it generates. Next turn he equips dragon soul and UIpotions Lyra for a 1/1 copy then Ancestral spirits it. The two Lyras generate nothing but SW pain and death while he wipes anything I try to contest the board with. finally I kill the Lyras but still get board wiped. Both of us almost at fatigue. I equality/pyromancer to clear his dragons, in response to this he plays the Darkness and Reno. So I just say fuck it and concede. The next game I get matched with the same priest who kicked my ass again with a Benedictus I assume he just had in the bottom part of his deck last game.

This shit was in CASUAL, FUCKING CASUAL.

Big priest, razakus priest, cubelock, quest mage make me feel like Blizzard sucks at balancing the game.

HOW DOES BLIZZARD SOLVE THE AGGRO PROBLEM?

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Big priest, razakus priest, cubelock, quest mage make me feel like Blizzard sucks at balancing the game.

HOW DOES BLIZZARD SOLVE THE AGGRO PROBLEM?

I was playing Big Priest (no mindless aggro decks for this gentleman, my brain needs complex interactions to stay stimulated). Enter Mage plebe. Things were looking adequate; I had my Barnes so I knew it was at least going to be a fair match. I dropped it on turn 3 and summoned my trusty Obsidian Statue. I sent him a few greetings. Game over, scrub. And as if to lash out at the source of his defeat, he actually removes it with a spell. I heaved my generous girth in laughter, musing that this must be what it's like to not have an IQ of 160. Genetics is a cruel mistress indeed. So you can imagine my displeasure when I tried to fully rez him (as is my right) only to find a 1/1 sheep. Can you believe it? An actual glitch in a AAA game. Suffice to say I'm getting a new phone, and my mother says it might not be the new Galaxy Note. (Moms, right?) Blizzard, please fix this obvious bug and refund me my win and my phone or I will be forced to take legal action.

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Big priest, razakus priest, cubelock, quest mage make me feel like Blizzard sucks at balancing the game.

HOW DOES BLIZZARD SOLVE THE AGGRO PROBLEM?

A lot of quest mages in casual really? fcktards

Second arena game, what could go wrong? Turn 4 fireball, turn 5 fireball, turn 6 meteor, turn 7 firelands portal...I somehow stabilize against a zero card opponent - topdeck fireball. Fuck you.

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So I thought I would finish my Pally quest in casual. First 3 games I steamroll, the 4th I´m matched with a priest. The match gets to a point where we both have two cards in hand with an empty board he has 9 hp and I have 22. the bullshit starts when he plays Lyra and 3 low mana spells it generates. Next turn he equips dragon soul and UIpotions Lyra for a 1/1 copy then Ancestral spirits it. The two Lyras generate nothing but SW pain and death while he wipes anything I try to contest the board with. finally I kill the Lyras but still get board wiped. Both of us almost at fatigue. I equality/pyromancer to clear his dragons, in response to this he plays the Darkness and Reno. So I just say fuck it and concede. The next game I get matched with the same priest who kicked my ass again with a Benedictus I assume he just had in the bottom part of his deck last game.

This shit was in CASUAL, FUCKING CASUAL.

 hearthstone players are,for the most part, lame,sad ass real life losers who think they are the best at cards game.
There are many kids now playing the game because of stupid parents  allowing them.
The usual reddit community which posts for the memes and for the lulz, the lonely losers, and those who wank at porns meanwhile playing.
I am used to say that they are lucky i am going to never meet them in person.
However, those imbeciles tend to crowd casual usually,while on ladder you will have more chances to find meme decks and people who stay quiet and play clean.
I have many friends in my list who came from ladder, many of them also added me if they had great topdecks to say they were sorry.
I am really sad about what casual became. Really,really sad. Netdeckers and kids spamming emote with top tier decks. Those internet heroes. God, how many of these lately.And if you ask them to build a deck for fun they will throw in bonemare and scalebane in a hunter face deck because they have no clue on how to build something or they dont have a brain at all.
Just check how many threads there are with questions like: should i craft cube?what can i replace this with?can i do that?Jesus christ,there are thousand cards,just fucking have fun tweaking!It is the best part of the game!

 Usually I think your posts are way to salty but I share the same vision of the game. I also look at the netdecks, try them but in the end I make some changes to make it feel like my own deck. Usually at the cost of winrates because I don't really care. I push to rank 5 with some autopilot deck like paladin or priest just to get to the rank-floor. Then I will try to counter the meta at rank 5. Of course you can find a proven deck to increase your winrate but in the end, if you are not pushing for legend, if youre not a professional player or streamer, what is it worth?

I play this game for fun in my own way that I feel works for me. Everybody should. No judgement if you want to climb the ladder. I just don't share the same idea of the game. 

Also I usually get good response from players if they get rekt by some unexpected card. It's more fun for both players.