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Quest for 10 divine shields. I don't care about win or loose. But who plays jade shit in fucking  wild casual should kill yourself. Fucking jadedards even here, holy shit.

In my Arena Draft...
Got 4 Bane of Doom... and i lose to Bane of Doom becuz its always summon Unlicensed Apothecary (/. = .)/ FLOCK MY LUCK

Everyone getting mad about "netdecks" when it is blizzard's gold and rank system that is the main issue driving the "less fun" we are having.  Since it's pretty expensive dust wise to even create ONE tier 1 deck let alone many, people only really have a deck or two that is even semi competitive.  Factor in the fact you only get anything for winning and being a high rank... well yes everyone is going to "tryhard" as much of the community on here is stating.

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So from rank 6***, to rank 10 in a day. With, supposedly, one of the stronger decks atm. (Face hunter).

Utter rubbish. I cannot fathom why I keep subjecting myself to the torture it is playing this overrated game.

The saving grace is I, right from the get-go, promised myself to not spend a dime on it (6k+ wins/2+ trillion losses later). Which I haven't. Thank God.

Do people spend time with this game and actually feel like they're not wasting away their lives? It's so soul killingly boring.

 Maybe if you play something other than face hunter you'll enjoy the game?

 

*Insert standard legendary rouge weapon complaint here*

I know, I know you are all bored of hearing it but.... 

Seriously thought they do seem to give rouge some proper bullshit win conditions, not for rouge players obviously but for everyone else. 

If none of the devs saw a problem with a 1 mana weapon that you can retrieve at will multiple times, stack attack + put life steal on, replace into deck at will with hero power and in a class already build for milling cards then they are all smoking more weed than I am.

I can't believe the conversation for all these outcomes came up and everyone around the table said "yea that's totally fine, no problem".

Don't get me wrong in concept its fine but playing against it is broken af. It should be 4 mana minimum then they have to do a bit more work for their combo and it wouldn't feel so bad losing to them. 

Crap, now even Priest uses Patch with that dumbass Southsea Captain. 

I mean, come on, rotate already. 

I'm done for this season. Everyone is playing Warlock and I can't even draw my Spellbreaker to get a chance. What a stupid deck OMFG

The other day, someone I beat in a game on ladder added me as a friend,then cursed me out because my miracle rogue deck was apparently too good for the rank I was in, and that I must be terrible at the game because I was at that rank with those cards.   I tried to turn it around on him as a joke saying "Thanks for the compliment." and he just kept saying nice things.   Then he unfriended me.  

......he was playing Jade Druid.  

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new day, resume insane bad luck

What decks do you play? I'm looking to downrank myself so I thought you may have something to recommend.

 Big Illusionist Rogue in Wild and Tigers and Bears N'Zoth Druid in Standard (see my signature).

Today on ladder :

Cube Warlock
Cube Warlock
Cube Warlock
Aggro Paladin
Cube Warlock
Cube Warlock
Cube Warlock

Ahhh all day trying hit rank 5,from rank 9 after 2hours i was rank 6 wau.... And after that my RNG,luck "SKILL" HAHAHA abandoned me,f*ck this game. I never had a problem hit shitty rank 5 but now RAZA RAZA RAZA CUBE CUBE CUBE agrro pala with great hand everytime.
Today was bad day,maybe next time....
Happy fuc*ing new year 

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Can anyone please tell me where can I mess around with some random wacky decks? Casual is full of Tier 1 decks, rank 17-19 is full of Tier 1 decks, plus face hunter, otherwise its Aggro Paladin, Razakus Priest, Tempo Rogue and Warlock absolutely everywhere. :(

Honestly, Tavern Brawl has been this game's saving grace as far as I'm concerned. It's typically an equalizer and gold-winner. But yes, casual and ladder are unplayable this month. We need a third PVP option other than Brawl and Arena. And I'll keep saying that until someone at Blizz listens.

 Yesterday I opened King Toggwagle and i was actually happy to see him, because i can finally make my absolute meme mage deck, with him, and deck of wonders, tried it out in casual, after the third aggro paladin, i gave up. 

Another Mill Rogue. Even wining doesn't feel good. That is how salty the deck makes me. 

NoGameNoLife Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless raza meta priest deck and suck so hard taht you cant pass rank 19 at the wild fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

Seth Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless aggro paladin deck and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 19 at the wild fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

So I remember playing against Hungry Ettin like 4 times in Arena... 2 fucking times it summoned Doomsayer, while i had a pretty good board. Best part is when the opponent emotes "amazing"

Niki Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless big priest in wild and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 19 fucking noob little bitch ... Fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

Druid has to be the shittiest class for dungeon runs going on 330 bosses defeated. Room 7 boss is almost always Candlebeard and if by some miracle I beat him last boss is guaranteed to be Azari.

Daggzy Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless net deck hunter in wild and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 19 fucking noob little bitch ... Fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

I really like my tempo rogue deck but my fucking mulligans/hands have been ATROCIOUS. 

I've played it 4 times this morning and never have I pulled Keleseth. What do I get from my mulligan? fucking lich king. god fucking damn it.