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Quote from mini_biaggi >>

zoolock is back bois. face retards meta again, thank you Ben

I just played a Mage. First game, I had poor draws in the first 4 rounds, and could not come back. He had me dead by turn 9.  

I then replayed him, and I slaughtered him. I got good draws (maybe he got bad?), and it was over by turn 6.

Order of card draws = victory in most matches. I don't know if this is really a "salt" complaint, but it is ridiculous to me. To his infinite credit, good manners were on display in both games and I left feeling just neutral about the whole experience. 

I try to remember players like this when I queue in to the giant asshole who emotes me from the first turn.

Grumpy Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Dumbass fucking brainless "legend" player ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 9at the end of the season with a fucking brainless standard tempo storm secret mage in wild fucking noob garbage trash  ... Suck hard at rank 9 fucking noob brainless trash tier shaman garbage  ... No wonder u cant pass rank 9 because you suck and play like noob trash trihard ... Eat shit ... 

Legitimately though, what is a person supposed to do about Dead Man's Hand?

hOZEF Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 9at the end of the season with a fucking brainless mill rogue in wild fucking noob garbage trash  ... Suck hard at rank 10 fucking noob brainless trash tier shaman garbage  ... No wonder u cant pass rank 10 because you suck and play like noob trash trihard ... You think you are a pro by not emoting fucking retarded tryharding little kid ??? You are trash ... Eat shit ... 

Quote from JanOnToast >>

Legitimately though, what is a person supposed to do about Dead Man's Hand?

No matter how I adjust the deck it's always wrong. Play 2x saronite gang, run into consecutive priests, play 2x dark iron dwarf, run into consecutive rogues. And pint sized horror combo is fucking bullshit, the only way to play around it is hope they don't have it, because it kills even the goddamn scalebane.

Quote from Rhash89 >>

Well hello Warrior in Casual, wow thats a really nice golden hero you got there...and a legendary cardback. I wonder what kind of deck you play.

Wow, you won! Congrats! My casual deck that I recently made was no match against your "dead man hand + DK" deck.

Quote from JanOnToast >>

Legitimately though, what is a person supposed to do about Dead Man's Hand?

I decided to play some zoolock after a few weeks for a change and what happens? G1: mirror match against a keleseth opening, G2: mirror match against a keleseth opening. It doesn't matter that I haven't seen one fucking zoolock all fucking day, suddenly there's two and they curve perfectly. And guess what was game 3? Shadowstepped Keleseth. How the fuck does everyone draw so good. That goes for druids too, 3 ramp cards in 5 turns are practically guaranteed, and topdecked Nourish at 5 mana gets me every time. When I tried big druid my hand was aways clogged up with big drops and I ran into stupid priests anyway.

garbage game ATM sigh

Kobolds is looking decent, I can't wait.

Priests, fucking priests everywhere

Beating ranked decks in Casual is the best feeling, and yet I am still salty.

Get your fucking net deck out of casual...

Kyuubi Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless deck and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season in wild fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

How people are upset about Keleseth.

i had play 75 battlecry minions for 100 gold. putted all 1-2 minions without thinking. when i drop keleseth people quit,they dont even want to see if it triggers or not. And in this case it was in just as a filler so it didnt trigger the battlecry effect since there were other 2 costs.

It is incredible, and i thought i was the only one that was so frustrated and tired to see that card in every single deck,even in casual.

Quote from JanOnToast >>

Legitimately though, what is a person supposed to do about Dead Man's Hand?

The most disgusting thing is that you cant do a thing when there is a double keleseth turn 2 then turn 3 8/8 edwin and vilespine in hand also. It s a dead game as an opener and you just stand there watching.