Hearthpwn

Having some fun in Tavern Brawl.

Opponent has 4 1/1 chickens, i play a dangerous Knife Juggler and 2 chicken... 2x face.

Opponent has 5 1/1 chickens, i play a silly Knife Juggler and 2 chicken... big surprise 2x face.

BULLSHIT!

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felt like playing some casual elemental games, nothing too serious just some chilled games to have some fun. 

added Marin and elise to my deck for some crazy plays.

First game:

Tempo Taunt warrior who plays nothing but Taunt minions and the Quest. Plays a Taunt every single turn from turn 2 and completes his quest by turn 8. Hero power hits my face 3/4 times. And to make things funnier he topdecked his Direhorn Matriarch immediately on turn 6.

My luck was i drew only 2 out of my possible 8 removal spells in around 9 turns and even used double arcane intellect and still seemed to draw short. soo in around half my deck i drew no removal, which is pretty bullshit as i but 2 x Flamestrike , 2 x Polymorph, 2 x Frostbolt and 2x Volcanic Potion. 

Second game:

Super Aggro Murloc quest shaman who has the coin and plays nothing but murlocs! Play the Murloc Tidecaller intoRockpool Hunter [/card]into second  [card]Murloc Tidecaller  and second Rockpool Hunter [/card]and then topdecked turn 4 the [card]Gentle Megasaur into +3 attack to put me at like 4 health turn 4. 

I drew 0 removal spells after mullgian for any type of removal.

Third game: 

Jade druid

WTF IS THIS SHIT???????? ITS FRIDAY AFTER A LONG WEEK ...WHY MUST  THE FUCKING RNG, SWARMING AND ANTI FUN DECKS RUIN CASUAL?

 

after 8 turns of opponent only going face and roping me every turn in casual i managed to pull out 5 secrets and won the match after trading.

I wonder if some players even look at board or play like bots nowadays.

those are bots for grinding..

I am so fucking sick of Raza Priest decks. Even in casual. BORING, BORING, BORING, predictable shit. Over and over again.  Yes, if you hit your curve you will likely win. Way to go. 

Games take too long for me to enjoy this. Auto-concede. Piss off.

Bro Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season with tryhard tempostorm standard net deck fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

bayo92 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season with a fucking aggro druid in wild fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 10 fucking noob brainless shit ... Eat shit ...

Envyl Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season with a fucking kazakus priest in wild fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 10 fucking noob brainless priest trash ... Eat shit ...

Daidra Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season with a fucking kazakus priest in wild fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 10 fucking noob brainless trash tier priest garbage  ... Eat shit ...

Fucking priests with their RESSURECT BULLSHIT their fucking 4/8 TAUNT 4 TIMES !

Fuck this game bottom decking became a fkn habit I need a single card every time and it is at the fkn bottom of the DAMN DECK FOR LAST 12 games WTFFFFF

Just watching Thijs stream right now. 13th game right now, 9th priest in a row. 12 of 13 games Priest. 

Blizz reacted to the Druids pretty fast, but they screwed it up right now again so hard. This is TOO MUCH.
And don't try to talk about the priest win rate. Of course the win rate seems low because the amount of misplaying fucktards is extremely high.
How many bad Priest players Thijs already met at Legend rank 2000~.

Worse than any aggro meta ever was. I don't believe I just said that, but that is the truth.

Every fucking deck I play is immediately countered or it’s a fucking mirror match and my opponent gets the dream hand / draw while I get all my late game cards. I’ve been stuck at 10 for 3 days now. Fuck this shit. Anyone need some salt for their thanksgiving leftovers? I’ve got plenty. 

Playing Pirate Warrior (Yes, I know I'm a scumbag. I need a Warrior quest.), everyone seems to have the perfect answer to me. Karma? Probs.

I just can't make more than 3 wins in arena. all late game cards are in starting hand, and it is not in only one run, tired 5 times, give up 6th. 

it would be fine to lose, if I didn't have to lose to retards. people are drafting 3 [card]Shadow Ascendant[/card]s, 2 Pyroblasts, 2 timberwolves, and another shit. I feel super bad about this. 

I hate Evolve Shaman. From all Shamans I have encountered last month (maybe), I won only two or three times, and only once it was not an Evolve Shaman! You play Midrange Hunter? You've no AoE, and all your board is quickly destroyed by "awesome" Devolve. And of course, they get the right things all the time! You play Jade Druid (Without Fandral)? GG, my Jades are quicker, you lose!!! Me so smart! Me play good things! Me win the game! Me get the Legend!!!

I'm just sick and tired of constantly queueing into my perfect counter.  I lose to one deck I never had a chance against, so I switch decks.  Who do I play next?  THE PERFECT COUNTER TO THE DECK I JUST SWITCHED TO.  I'm done with this game for real now.  I've posted in this dumb thread too many times and I'm just done with it.

What sort of fun can possibly be derived from playing Dead Man's Hand Warrior? It's a complete waste of time whether you win or lose. I just beat a guy who emoted the whole game, made at least a million mistakes, and made me deal at least 100 damage to finally end the madness. It's a trash deck run by trash people who have nothing better to do than be useless fucks on the internet.

I want to beat the shit out of every priest main who spams "wow" after EVERY play.

I am so fucking sick of Raza Priest decks. Even in casual. BORING, BORING, BORING, predictable shit. Over and over again.  Yes, if you hit your curve you will likely win. Way to go. 

Games take too long for me to enjoy this. Auto-concede. Piss off.