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Quote from Solkael >>

I want to share my last 10 loses in a row (rank 5 to rank 8 now). Let me say something first: I'm a F2P and believe this is a F2P game, so my Razakus Priest is missing many things (Velen mostly).

1. My first lose was, obvioulsy, against a Razakus Priest (best deck and luckier).

2. My second lost was against a 24/24 Jade Druid (after playing Skulking Geist -second to las card in deck- and Deathwing).

3-7. Shadowstep Keleseth (or whatever) in turn 2, wiht 5 minions on turn 3.

8. Big priest with Barnes+Y'sharaj turn 4.

And now, losing to another Jade Druid. Good day.

 

Quote from AndreiRO >>

Just how many times will I lose to rank 15 or below players in this tavern brawl because of shitty rng? Seriously, Blizzard, do something so that skill actually matters

Ok, so how does spectate quest work? I've done like 3 different spectates and it hasn't triggered. It's nice to see people on my friends list also have shitty luck.

Quote from robpcom3 >>

Ok, so how does spectate quest work? I've done like 3 different spectates and it hasn't triggered. It's nice to see people on my friends list also have shitty luck.

My ladder struggle these days as a former legend player :/// :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHzGxEzDQA

Second guy in this video is Razakus Priest player.

Bring me more cancer  face hunters in casual please, now 6 in a row.

So no new rotation after the expansion hits, huh?

Jades, the worst mechanic in the history of HS, will still exist

People will still be abusing razakus priest

People will still get a completely free 1/1 with charge

This makes me kind of happy that I've decided long ago to (temporarily) quit when the expansion hits. i can't sit through that bullshit anymore.

You know what's funny? Everyone I've seen comment about jade druid on the new article completely HATES it. Hilarious, isn't it?

The jade mechanic was the WORST thing that could happen to HS, and I called it as soon as it was announced. The only ones who don't hate it are completely delusional jade druids (quite the pleonasm, right) who aren't willing to admit they are COMPLETELY AWFUL PLAYERS who are so sad that they have to abuse a mechanic for retards in a game for retards.

Jade idol should have never  existed. When someone came up with the idea for jades, someone should've stepped up and said: this is completely ridiculous, who in their right mind thinks this is good for the game?

Squelch works like shit in Hearthstone, and everyone knows that. I remember the first time you could silence your opponent in Clash Royale, everytime the opponent emoted something, a "..." image appeared. What happened? In like 1 or 2 months they removed that and you could completely silence your opponent, because no one liked to know that your opponent was still emoting shit.

What happens with this? In Hearthstone you can squelch your opponent, but still can see how the retard keeps emoting, because you can see where the players put their cursor/finger. When you squelch, it should be included to not be able to see if the opponent clicks the hero.

HS is only 3 decks:

Jade Druid
Razakus Priest
Keleseth Rogue

That is it. There is no space for a Secret Hunter in this Meta :(

Quote from Maukiepaukie >>

 

Jade idol should have never  existed. When someone came up with the idea for jades, someone should've stepped up and said: this is completely ridiculous, who in their right mind thinks this is good for the game?

I was playing brawl as hunter, and this dickhead named TAURO (all caps as is) was spamming "I'll crush you!" as if he was some hot shit. Kept going face with the Gorehowl even though it wasn't the right play and still won. I don't see why noobs should be rewarded for bad play.

Everyone who puts keleseth, patches and bonemare together in one deck is a motherfucking copycat cuntface who is nothing without the pros telling them what to do. And blizzard rewards these idiots of course every single time. Keleseth in starting hand everytime? Check. Never drawing patches even after 20 turns? Check. Always topdecking Bonemare on 7? Check. Perfect curve every game? Check. These people wouldn't even know how to breathe and shit if the streamers didn't show them how. If Thijs came up with a new deck and put an absolute garbage card in just to troll people, everyone would just blindly copy it without even wondering why it's in there, because their brains are soooooo tiny, soooooooo tiny can't even see it without a microscope. Is that a mote of dust? Nope just a keleseth players brain. Just enough neurons to netdeck.

God those fucking cards make me want to punch through the screen every time I see them played.

Quote from latinvampire >>

Ahhh Pirate Warrior in Standard's casual.  So happy to see something new.

Me play Prince Fuckseth in my first two rounds, me skilled player, hurr durr.

Me play perfect curve, me play prince into topdeck southsea captain, hurr durr.

Me go face, me rush you down, hurr durr.

I'm so tired of this meta.

You know you did a shitty job balancing your game when even priests play pirates. And yes he won, played a second captain to push it out of hellfire range and silenced (yes silence... proof that as long as you get lucky any shit deck can win) the corrupting mist of the other one. Motherfucking god do I hate patches and keleseth.

felt like playing some casual elemental games, nothing too serious just some chilled games to have some fun. 

added Marin and elise to my deck for some crazy plays.

First game:

Tempo Taunt warrior who plays nothing but Taunt minions and the Quest. Plays a Taunt every single turn from turn 2 and completes his quest by turn 8. Hero power hits my face 3/4 times. And to make things funnier he topdecked his Direhorn Matriarch immediately on turn 6.

My luck was i drew only 2 out of my possible 8 removal spells in around 9 turns and even used double arcane intellect and still seemed to draw short. soo in around half my deck i drew no removal, which is pretty bullshit as i but 2 x Flamestrike , 2 x Polymorph, 2 x Frostbolt and 2x Volcanic Potion. 

Second game:

Super Aggro Murloc quest shaman who has the coin and plays nothing but murlocs! Play the Murloc Tidecaller intoRockpool Hunter [/card]into second  [card]Murloc Tidecaller  and second Rockpool Hunter [/card]and then topdecked turn 4 the [card]Gentle Megasaur into +3 attack to put me at like 4 health turn 4. 

I drew 0 removal spells after mullgian for any type of removal.

Third game: 

Jade druid

WTF IS THIS SHIT???????? ITS FRIDAY AFTER A LONG WEEK ...WHY MUST  THE FUCKING RNG, SWARMING AND ANTI FUN DECKS RUIN CASUAL?

No seriously,

Why doesn't Prince Kelseth work with control decks?

As in: Where is he?

Crafted him particularly for buffadin and i *hard* mulligan for it. Yet he's alway down there somewhere in the bottom.

My demonlock project is also going down the drain. Kelseth simply doesn't work. And i want defile.

But again and again, i face "luthar ogaar" or "green eyed little bit**" that just constantly pull them out. As if he favoured aggro decks.

Screw that card.

Quote from HMcCool >>

felt like playing some casual elemental games, nothing too serious just some chilled games to have some fun. 

added Marin and elise to my deck for some crazy plays.

First game:

Tempo Taunt warrior who plays nothing but Taunt minions and the Quest. Plays a Taunt every single turn from turn 2 and completes his quest by turn 8. Hero power hits my face 3/4 times. And to make things funnier he topdecked his Direhorn Matriarch immediately on turn 6.

My luck was i drew only 2 out of my possible 8 removal spells in around 9 turns and even used double arcane intellect and still seemed to draw short. soo in around half my deck i drew no removal, which is pretty bullshit as i but 2 x Flamestrike , 2 x Polymorph, 2 x Frostbolt and 2x Volcanic Potion. 

Second game:

Super Aggro Murloc quest shaman who has the coin and plays nothing but murlocs! Play the Murloc Tidecaller intoRockpool Hunter [/card]into second  [card]Murloc Tidecaller  and second Rockpool Hunter [/card]and then topdecked turn 4 the [card]Gentle Megasaur into +3 attack to put me at like 4 health turn 4. 

I drew 0 removal spells after mullgian for any type of removal.

Third game: 

Jade druid

WTF IS THIS SHIT???????? ITS FRIDAY AFTER A LONG WEEK ...WHY MUST  THE FUCKING RNG, SWARMING AND ANTI FUN DECKS RUIN CASUAL?