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Quote from zzAMBIENzz >>

Man, I have had bad RNG before, but you couldn't script the shit I have dealt with today. 

Decks that have 50-55% win rates over 100+ games, losing 5+ games in a row. Doesn't matter what deck. How the fuck do you win when you draw the middle of your deck, and get the top of your deck on the mulligan. **Protip** ... Murloc Paladin doesn't work worth a shit when you draw every non-murloc card in the deck. Bonemare may be OP, but having 2 of them in your starting hand doesn't help much. 

Switch to aggro druid .... have a hand full of buffs, and no fucking minions. Or a handful of minions, and no buffs. 

Dragon Priest ... draw 2 Historians .... and then don't draw a dragon to trigger them with for 6 turns. 

All this while seemingly every opponent draws the nuts, plays perfect curve hands .... gotta love Turn 5 lethal! 

Yeah, I'm tilted as fuck, but that's not what is killing me .. it's absolute shit draw. Dropped from 4 stars Rank 6 back to no star Rank 10. 

Who the hell did I piss off at Blizzard?

**EDIT ... Image below is the shit I've been dealing with ... this actually was the first game after I wrote the post. Fucking Turn 5, and I'm not even on the damn board. Literally 1/3 of the damn deck is 1-2 cost cards .... WTF!?

Quote from LordMortain >>

Who the hell had the great idea to make aggro priest? For God's sake,what a shitty,boring and uninteractive deck for braindeads 

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Quote from zzAMBIENzz >>

Man, I have had bad RNG before, but you couldn't script the shit I have dealt with today. 

Decks that have 50-55% win rates over 100+ games, losing 5+ games in a row. Doesn't matter what deck. How the fuck do you win when you draw the middle of your deck, and get the top of your deck on the mulligan. **Protip** ... Murloc Paladin doesn't work worth a shit when you draw every non-murloc card in the deck. Bonemare may be OP, but having 2 of them in your starting hand doesn't help much. 

Switch to aggro druid .... have a hand full of buffs, and no fucking minions. Or a handful of minions, and no buffs. 

Dragon Priest ... draw 2 Historians .... and then don't draw a dragon to trigger them with for 6 turns. 

All this while seemingly every opponent draws the nuts, plays perfect curve hands .... gotta love Turn 5 lethal! 

Yeah, I'm tilted as fuck, but that's not what is killing me .. it's absolute shit draw. Dropped from 4 stars Rank 6 back to no star Rank 10. 

Who the hell did I piss off at Blizzard?

**EDIT ... Image below is the shit I've been dealing with ... this actually was the first game after I wrote the post. Fucking Turn 5, and I'm not even on the damn board. Literally 1/3 of the damn deck is 1-2 cost cards .... WTF!?

 This same thing happens to me regularly too. It's just infuriating. I salute your patience though. I fell from Rank 8 full stars to Rank 8 no stars and was too demoralized to keep playing.

At least this fucking joke of a game is consistent .... consistently screwing me over. 

Whatever you do, don't give me anything I could actually use ... just keep giving me Bonemare on the mulligan ... and another one on T2 draw. 

Oh, and make sure my opponent has Keleseth on curve too ... wouldn't want it any other way. 

P.S. Thanks for the Sense Demons from Swashburgler ... that will be EXTREMELY fucking helpful.  

Is Keleseth Warlock the most popular prick deck out there now?  Christ in Heaven, how can you beat this if they hit Keleseth on the curve?

Quote from zzAMBIENzz >>

At least this fucking joke of a game is consistent .... consistently screwing me over. 

Whatever you do, don't give me anything I could actually use ... just keep giving me Bonemare on the mulligan ... and another one on T2 draw. 

Oh, and make sure my opponent has Keleseth on curve too ... wouldn't want it any other way. 

P.S. Thanks for the Sense Demons from Swashburgler ... that will be EXTREMELY fucking helpful.  

i am no longer allowed to win games.

it was a fun run, guess its over though. hearthstone, you've been a fun game for the last three years.  but i guess its' over. 

Just played what felt like the longest match I ever had and no, it was not some fun control match. The dude was roping all the way. What the heck man, just play the game normally. And the moment I played a card that showed that I was playing secret mage, he stopped roping. Guess he hates exodia mage with a passion and is trying to rope every mage out there. I already knew that a large portion of the hs community is toxic but having constant reminders really suck.

Quote from RyoKei >>

Just played what felt like the longest match I ever had and no, it was not some fun control match. The dude was roping all the way. What the heck man, just play the game normally. And the moment I played a card that showed that I was playing secret mage, he stopped roping. Guess he hates exodia mage with a passion and is trying to rope every mage out there. I already knew that a large portion of the hs community is toxic but having constant reminders really suck.

can we not play murloc paladin in casual

please

im going  crazy

my enjoyment doesnt matter

if you want to play top tier net decks in casual, your enjoyment matters more than mine. 

i mean nothing.  i am worthless.  i get that now.

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Quote from RyoKei >>

Just played what felt like the longest match I ever had and no, it was not some fun control match. The dude was roping all the way. What the heck man, just play the game normally. And the moment I played a card that showed that I was playing secret mage, he stopped roping. Guess he hates exodia mage with a passion and is trying to rope every mage out there. I already knew that a large portion of the hs community is toxic but having constant reminders really suck.

 i just love how quest mage rekt all stupid homebrew control deck . no matter how much legendary you put into , no matter how much value you had , no matter how much armor you can stockpiled . you will be killed  .  A full board and hand of legendary will have to knee beneth some stupid oracle , one old man and four little girl =)

That is what those scum get for play greedy deck .

I'm feeling down on the slowness of the metagame right now. I've been trying to get past rank 12 for the past few days with my Zoolock and Tempo Rogue decks, and I keep coming against Control decks that drag every match into eternity and more often than not manage to exhaust me.

Of course, if there are a bunch of powerful late game decks out there, then my best option would be to use my Jade Druid deck, whose late game power is unmatched, and is often impossible to control even with Skulking Geist. But as I've said, I'm not in the mood right now for long games. Also, I hate the feeling that only one of my decks seems viable right now. I also hate that competitive games care only about win rates and not my mood. I think I'll get over this in a few days, though.

Was playing arena, me Mage, the enemy was a Rogue, his deck was all over the place without much synergy between the cards, he stars tryin gto rush me down dumping his hand in to the board even when I was clearly setting up for board clear, at 14 health I cleared the board with Flamestrike.

The the enemy rogue topdecks card draw and start filling the board again, but with trades i manage to retain control with smart trades but all my dreams came crashing down when the last card in his hand was Deathwing

I do hate how standard is impossible to play. Either you play aggro/tempo or you don't reach rank 15. Oh well, at least we still have wild.

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Quote from RyoKei >>

Just played what felt like the longest match I ever had and no, it was not some fun control match. The dude was roping all the way. What the heck man, just play the game normally. And the moment I played a card that showed that I was playing secret mage, he stopped roping. Guess he hates exodia mage with a passion and is trying to rope every mage out there. I already knew that a large portion of the hs community is toxic but having constant reminders really suck.

 i just love how quest mage rekt all stupid homebrew control deck . no matter how much legendary you put into , no matter how much value you had , no matter how much armor you can stockpiled . you will be killed  .  A full board and hand of legendary will have to knee beneth some stupid oracle , one old man and four little girl =)

That is what those scum get for play greedy deck .

 While I dont hate exodia mage and actually play the wild exodia mage myself when theres too many reno decks, why on earth would you call control players scum? 

if you can't clear the entire board every single turn for the rest of the game, you lose.

explain how this is healthy for the game.

all you can do is laugh at this game. no point getting too excited or too upset.

each turn there are at least 3 or more slot machine rolls to progress the match.

what we have now is a game which ALMOST completely plays itself