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Every fucktard is beating the crap out of me no matter how poorly they play.

Firelands Portal into Earth Elemental into Bonemare is a bad joke, and I'm always on the wrong edge of it.

Can't remember the last time I managed to draft synergy in arena. Just faced a full on dragon priest in arena.

Edit: In my lastest draft I was offered to epics and otherwise rares and commons (not any of the particular strong ones). 

In my last game I played a priest who have several steal effects, and he managed to steal all of my strongest cards and use them as tempo against me. Which is highly unlikely as my deck was mostly bad cards.

Please reduce the amount of cheap single target removal cards in the game. It is so fucking frustrating to invest a lot of mana and then see your minion getting destroyed by a card that costs half or even less. Its ridicolous and will constantly result in a meta that is focused on aggressive BS.

FUCK CHARGE

never remove geist from control decks. Even if it is avarage and you might lose the board because of it,it can instantly win some matches the exact moment when you place it on board,Expecially if druids keep drawing to go infinite idols.If that happens,they will have anymore cards left and concede.
WIll fuck evolves if they havent drawn and played yet,and the 1 cost priest spell which is annoying,expecially for you,because they can steal your armorsmith and suchs.

Anyway. fuck pirate warriors in casual.Hope they will burn alive.

I was 5-1 in arena then met this Paladin guy called 'Deepside'.. I have lethal next turn and he has no card and nothing on board I have 6 hp.

He topdecked Holy Wrath and dealt 6 damage and saying Well Met.

I hope you will never get more than 3 wins again in arena.

I hate Skulking Geist [/card] and I hate even more the one who designed it.... The card is clearly meant to be a counter to the abomination that is [card]Jade Idol yet all it does is screwing with my precious combo pieces.... Heck,It's not Ice Lance or Sinister Strike's fault if Jade Idol is a retarded card that should have never been printed.... Just change the damn card or make something that specifically counters it (I have to stand Loatheb and Eater of Secrets so Druids can survive without their endless spawn of bigger and bigger men)  instead of making a stupid minion that cripples other archetypes and that is barely a slap on the wrist for Jade Druid..... 

Fuck priest of Shit priest. If you want to play my cards so much, stop playing a shitty class with shitty cards. 

Are there like only 3 people playing this game or something?  Huh?  How can I leave a match and then get matched up again with the same 12 year old emote spamming cunt flap?

Rigged a.f.

was gonna play a few games this morning

and then i remembered bonemare is a card

fuck this godawful game.

Just lost to a Big Priest assclown. It is just disgusting to me Blizzard allows decks like this to exist. Turn 4 Barnes, why do I even keep trying?

No skill involved, all depends on getting lucky with your cancerous shit. 

So I'm stuck on rank 14-15 indefinitely. Why laddering have to be such a chore? Matchmaking sucks, razakus priest dominates the meta. 

There should be other criteria for climbing the ladder apart from winning games. You can play shitty and still win games by playing cancer decks or just by blind luck. 

Fuck every fucking fuckface with their little shitty giant wasp and their dumb poisionous buffs in their shitty cards. Yeah, let me get some poisonous and friggin stomp every damn minion of the opponent. TOTALLY BALANCED AND OK. ALSO VERY FAIR

23 games on casual and all I have been matched up with is priest or Druid, absolutely nothing else. I have auto conceded my last 8 games and nothing is changing. f******************************************************************* everybody.

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Fuck every fucking fuckface with their little shitty giant wasp and their dumb poisionous buffs in their shitty cards. Yeah, let me get some poisonous and friggin stomp every damn minion of the opponent. TOTALLY BALANCED AND OK. ALSO VERY FAIR

 Poisonous is pretty damn strong. Strong enough to make the otherwise really, really slow  Hunter DK work as a control card, in that you get stubborn gastropods often, and when you get a gastropod/bloatbat or poisonous dreadscale it just feels brutal. Can't get charging poisonous stuff from it, though. I'll also agree that Toxic Arrow is pushed, though I'd prefer it to give poisonous regardless, that would push Control Hunter into very strong territory, as it is the worst case scenarios for it are a 2 damage ping or making a healbot kill a rag, then the best case it's basically an Equality. At dealing one damage it would be OP in Wild with Dreadscale, and would work wonders with pyro. However, whilst it is very strong, IMHO the class needs such an OP mechanic to be able to compete in control. Compare to Equality, for example. Basically does the same thing, just doesn't work with quite as many other cards.

In addition, if you've just lost to a control hunter at around R9 in the EU ladder, I apologize. But it beats being yet another priest.

Who the hell had the great idea to make aggro priest? For God's sake,what a shitty,boring and uninteractive deck for braindeads 

Man, I have had bad RNG before, but you couldn't script the shit I have dealt with today. 

Decks that have 50-55% win rates over 100+ games, losing 5+ games in a row. Doesn't matter what deck. How the fuck do you win when you draw the middle of your deck, and get the top of your deck on the mulligan. **Protip** ... Murloc Paladin doesn't work worth a shit when you draw every non-murloc card in the deck. Bonemare may be OP, but having 2 of them in your starting hand doesn't help much. 

Switch to aggro druid .... have a hand full of buffs, and no fucking minions. Or a handful of minions, and no buffs. 

Dragon Priest ... draw 2 Historians .... and then don't draw a dragon to trigger them with for 6 turns. 

All this while seemingly every opponent draws the nuts, plays perfect curve hands .... gotta love Turn 5 lethal! 

Yeah, I'm tilted as fuck, but that's not what is killing me .. it's absolute shit draw. Dropped from 4 stars Rank 6 back to no star Rank 10. 

Who the hell did I piss off at Blizzard?

**EDIT ... Image below is the shit I've been dealing with ... this actually was the first game after I wrote the post. Fucking Turn 5, and I'm not even on the damn board. Literally 1/3 of the damn deck is 1-2 cost cards .... WTF!?

29, 29 God forsaken games and I have only been matched against a priest or a druid. Is this everyone elses experience?

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29, 29 God forsaken games and I have only been matched against a priest or a druid. Is this everyone elses experience?