Hearthpwn

"I've got a couple minutes, let's play a quick game on mobile in casual.  Yknow, just for fun."

queued right into Tempo Rogue.  In casual.  Fuck you.

edit: next game, silence priest that draws the nuts and I concede on turn 2.  I hate this game so much. 

who the fuck thought 2 mana 2/2 "gain +2/+1 when a beast dies" was balanced.  what a fucking garabage card.  i hate myself. 

god damnit.  i just want to play a fucking fun game in casusal  what the fuck is worng with you epeople why dont youf uckign die aolready

get the fuck off casual with your top tier meta decks you goddamned pieces of shit

Fucking unbeatable horse shit tier 1 decks at rank 18. Fuck you. Great job laddering up that high with a cheater deck you piece of shit FUCK YOU

Man I'm trying to run no pain no gain warrior in casual and keep hitting meta decks.  Poop.  C'mon guys I want to make bladestorm a thing.

Quote from LobsterEmperor >>

The worst kind of quests are the ones that ask you to play an absurd amount of a certain minion.

75 battlecry minions for 100 gold?! It's not a quest that you can get over and done with quickly, it's one of those ones you have fill out as you play. Those are the most annoying kinds. I think?

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Quote from LobsterEmperor >>

The worst kind of quests are the ones that ask you to play an absurd amount of a certain minion.

75 battlecry minions for 100 gold?! It's not a quest that you can get over and done with quickly, it's one of those ones you have fill out as you play. Those are the most annoying kinds. I think?

 Make a deck with nothing but battecry minions and play it in casual.

"To err is human..."

Guys, am I missing something?

There is a glitch in the game?

Because I played 3 fucking Priest in a row, (I expected Big or DK but no no) all of them had Cleric T1, Keleseth T2.....T6 Df potion (they lost the board or they had dragons) ...T8 Lich King T9 Ysera. But literally all of them had it!!! Is this some kind of fucking black magic that I dont know????? Btw in the last match I cleared all of his shit (I was playing Zoo!). Then he topdecked the 2nd Df potiopotion and next turn he played Cleric + Emerald drake (from Ysera) and Antimagicshell (from Lich King). Why. Why?  Why????? Just fucking why?????

I can't draw Keleseth in 90% of my games and my oppoments always have him on T2. What am I doing wrong?????????

Can blizz fucking remove drakonid operative from the damn game already? the card is bullshit overpowered. renopriest in wild fucking steals my death knight and a siphon soul, its a disgusting dumb card that shouldve never been printed ever. it has premium stats, generates card advantage and has one of the most powerful tribes. wtf blizzard? so many games that ive lost to this bullshit idiotic card thats just 100% bad game design.

priest in general with the whole stealing theme is just dumb. isn't that supposed to be a rogue thing? they're fuckin thieves after all but priests are the real sneaky bastards jacking all the good shit from your deck even when its a discover of 3 and you have 20 cards left

tÿrael  Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... U suck so hard that you cant get higher than rank 15 at mid season fucking prelearned moves imbecile noob fuck ... Suck forever at rank 15 without luck you aint climbing from your chicken ranks you fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

lyvann Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ...Get fucking lucky and play netdeck and suck so hard u cant pass fucking rank 15 fucking noob little bitch ... Fucking  noob garbage brainless noob retard ... Eat shit ...

Brass Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ...Get fucking lucky and play netdeck and suck so hard u cant pass fucking rank 14 fucking noob little bitch ... Fucking  noob garbage brainless noob retard ... Eat shit ...

Quote from Fishtard >>

Can blizz fucking remove drakonid operative from the damn game already? the card is bullshit overpowered. renopriest in wild fucking steals my death knight and a siphon soul, its a disgusting dumb card that shouldve never been printed ever. it has premium stats, generates card advantage and has one of the most powerful tribes. wtf blizzard? so many games that ive lost to this bullshit idiotic card thats just 100% bad game design.

priest in general with the whole stealing theme is just dumb. isn't that supposed to be a rogue thing? they're fuckin thieves after all but priests are the real sneaky bastards jacking all the good shit from your deck even when its a discover of 3 and you have 20 cards left

Earlier today I was playing Grinder/Mill Mage and ended up facing this aggro shaman two times in a row (lost both), and right after those games faced a different person who was pirate warrior two games in a row (same guy for those two games). Middle of the day and what are the chances of that happening in casual?

Quote from Fishtard >>

Can blizz fucking remove drakonid operative from the damn game already? the card is bullshit overpowered. renopriest in wild fucking steals my death knight and a siphon soul, its a disgusting dumb card that shouldve never been printed ever. it has premium stats, generates card advantage and has one of the most powerful tribes. wtf blizzard? so many games that ive lost to this bullshit idiotic card thats just 100% bad game design.

priest in general with the whole stealing theme is just dumb. isn't that supposed to be a rogue thing? they're fuckin thieves after all but priests are the real sneaky bastards jacking all the good shit from your deck even when its a discover of 3 and you have 20 cards left

I think Brode actually said that they intentionally made Drakonid OPerative OP so priest would see some more play...

Went to rank 16 wild with a full treasure-themed warlock just for laughs.

Standard machinegun priest (loss) - standard jade druid (loss) - wild big priest (loss) - face hunter (win, and probably the one of all those who played the best).

And I was about to finish my warlock quest against some hellspawn warlock whose only goal in life was to mess around other people trynig to have fun by milling, pulling with dirty rat, and in general annoying rather than trying to win... blizz kicks me out for no reason and does not allow me to get back.

I guess I had it coming for trying to have fun.

So, I can get back inmediately after losing, right?

Of course this is not rigged. Of. Fucking. Course.

Long game against a Mage. She drops Yogg and gets a whole lot of bullshit buffs and wins that game nullifying the previous 20 mins of play. FUCK I hate the pathetic randomness of that card and the sad little fucks that play it. I only hate Brode more.

Next game a pirate warrior has lethal on turn 6. Fucking vomit.

You would have to be SERIOUSLY mentally retarded to ever spend money on packs for this SHIT gaming experience. Well done Brode you conman, absolute fucking loser, and complete master of SHIT game design. The only reason I play this game now is I have such a big card collection I can play for free. 

Never spend money on Hearthstone.