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While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

 Well, this shit is a VIRTUAL card game. Time to learn that already. And why would anyone care how you feel about their deck?

 Well, they might not care what people think but getting to legend using broken shit doesnt even count in my book.  Its fucking chicken shit.  Its like "Yeahhh....I played brainless, broken shit and won!  My parents will be so proud".  Losers.  So yeah, when you see that card back it should show the deck used to get there so you can assess if its "real" or BS.  

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anyone else hate this meta?

Never before i wanted to quick the game before a new expansion as i feel like all the decks are the same. 

If i win i feel like i got lucky.

If i loose i feel like i had no chance.

I feel like its a game of "Who can top deck first" 

Lots of the meta card feel broken..E.G Bonemare

Never seen soo many aggro decks in one day.....played 17 games and saw 2 control decks...LIKE WTF

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While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

 Well, this shit is a VIRTUAL card game. Time to learn that already. And why would anyone care how you feel about their deck?

 Well, they might not care what people think but getting to legend using broken shit doesnt even count in my book.  Its fucking chicken shit.  Its like "Yeahhh....I played brainless, broken shit and won!  My parents will be so proud".  Losers.  So yeah, when you see that card back it should show the deck used to get there so you can assess if its "real" or BS.  

Legend is indeed an achievement and if you got there you're not bad at the game no matter what deck you played. That doesn't mean you're very good either, but there's no way to assess someone's skill right now. Consistency is a pretty good way to determine someone's level (average of wins in arena, average ranking every month in ranked) but that's also time-related so it's not very accurate. 

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You guys are hilarious,  non stop crying, whining, shouting.... 

Nobody forces you to play the game, and by the way, its a game. How about the fact you can go outside, go for a walk, go to the cinema, socialise with other human beings. Jump out of your shadow the worldwideweb covers you. Why cry about a game designd for people who can easily be make addicted to stuff. Dont get addicted, speak to people, boys can talk to girls and the other way around. Life is great but hearthstone isnt life or does it pay your bills? Its a massive destruction of time you are doing and time is important since we arent immortal yet. Just try it, go outside and see what happens. Computergames are very dangerous to society and developers are brewing poison right in this moment. Blizzcon is coming, soon you are going to see them again. Smiling, everything is awesome and exciting to them, they dont care about human beings feelings. They care about your money. They will never admit, if you stand in front of a developer he is smiling into your face. You forget for a moment that this guy is poisoning young peoples minds. But you come to conclusion that he is dangerous.

Ok guys longstory short: uninstall hearthstone because your efforts of pretending to be angry are unhealthy for you and i get salty about the fact you keep playing instead of uninstall. Otherwise you are addicted and at some point of life it gets to you.

10 games in Wild vs decks don't have a single Wild card? WTF? I miss something?

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10 games in Wild vs decks don't have a single Wild card? WTF? I miss something?

This tavern brawl can be summarized in one noise

*retarded dead horse screeching*

Been playing HS for about 2 months now. Spent most of my time just collecting as many cards as I could, playing with the basic decks and trying to learn the game. I decide it's time to make a deck with my excess dust so I make a budget mid-range hunter. Play a bunch of games with that and have obviously pushed my MMR up in doing so. This evening I have a quest to get 5 wins with priest/paladin. So, I throw together a Paladin deck and jump into casual. Half an hour of getting whooped by actual decks later I think maybe the deck I have made is just bad. Find some example decks and create something similar from my collection and that fares even worse. Another half an hour getting flogged with 2 random insta-concedes thrown in. Decide to try the level 10 deck since I know I used to be able to get at least some wins with that. It seems to fare slightly better and actually beats an evolve shaman (I think he just got bad draws), then a random concede, then I seem to run into a squad of aggro druids and take loss after loss for another solid half an hour. At this point i have lost what must be at least 20-30 games in less than 2 hours and the game is still matching me with people who have Golden Hero emotes. I understand why MMR doesn't drop as fast as it climbs but this is ridiculous. Changed decks again and tried a couple of games in ranked but at this time of the month level 20 ranked is a lions den. So back to casual and another 15 minutes of getting repeatedly bodied by the same 2-3 meta decks and after I get a reasonably good start to a game my opponent concedes. So that was 2 hours of frustration in a game I have otherwise really enjoyed so far. For the record I know one way to get around this would be to let my objectives build up and roll them every day until I have only hunter quests and I will be doing that in future. But I feel this is something that would be very easily fixed by Blizzard and them saying MMR works the way it does to avoid smurfing would be a lot easier to accept if the game wasn't filled to the rafters with smurfs regardless. For the record I'm still loving HS but for someone who is thinking about making their first major investment into the game things like this are really off-putting. Anyway, rant over. Proceed to tell me to git gud etc etc...

Dead Man's Hand warrior needs to go the fuck away.  I always hated fatigue warrior but DMH warrior is just a fucking shitty deck with endless fucking annoying bullshit removal cards.  It's the most annoying deck next to fucking murloc paladin and I wish it would go the fuck away.

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You guys are hilarious,  

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Been playing HS for about 2 months now. Spent most of my time just collecting as many cards as I could, playing with the basic decks and trying to learn the game. I decide it's time to make a deck with my excess dust so I make a budget mid-range hunter. Play a bunch of games with that and have obviously pushed my MMR up in doing so. This evening I have a quest to get 5 wins with priest/paladin. So, I throw together a Paladin deck and jump into casual. Half an hour of getting whooped by actual decks later I think maybe the deck I have made is just bad. Find some example decks and create something similar from my collection and that fares even worse. Another half an hour getting flogged with 2 random insta-concedes thrown in. Decide to try the level 10 deck since I know I used to be able to get at least some wins with that. It seems to fare slightly better and actually beats an evolve shaman (I think he just got bad draws), then a random concede, then I seem to run into a squad of aggro druids and take loss after loss for another solid half an hour. At this point i have lost what must be at least 20-30 games in less than 2 hours and the game is still matching me with people who have Golden Hero emotes. I understand why MMR doesn't drop as fast as it climbs but this is ridiculous. Changed decks again and tried a couple of games in ranked but at this time of the month level 20 ranked is a lions den. So back to casual and another 15 minutes of getting repeatedly bodied by the same 2-3 meta decks and after I get a reasonably good start to a game my opponent concedes. So that was 2 hours of frustration in a game I have otherwise really enjoyed so far. For the record I know one way to get around this would be to let my objectives build up and roll them every day until I have only hunter quests and I will be doing that in future. But I feel this is something that would be very easily fixed by Blizzard and them saying MMR works the way it does to avoid smurfing would be a lot easier to accept if the game wasn't filled to the rafters with smurfs regardless. For the record I'm still loving HS but for someone who is thinking about making their first major investment into the game things like this are really off-putting. Anyway, rant over. Proceed to tell me to git gud etc etc...

 

The new arena format is a refreshing change, but do all of my opponents have to have god tier decks or rng? Also, mindcontrol and mindcontrollite are annoying as now that priest cards are so common.

Netdeck netdeck bonemare bonemare infinite priest and Druid. Fun game!

Empty board turn 1 stall. Play doomsayer to clear, stall.

I cant believe my luck today. Played 5 matches of exodia mage. All 5 matches at least 1 of my combo piece was in the last 5 cards. amazing!

Is there a tutorial somewhere on how to draw Prince Keleseth? Crafted him yesterday, but in 8 games he was in the bottom 10 cards every time

look if you have lethal, just take it.  dont waste my fucking time while you cycle your whole deck with gadgetzan and then play the eviscerate you held since turn 1. 

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Is there a tutorial somewhere on how to draw Prince Keleseth? Crafted him yesterday, but in 8 games he was in the bottom 10 cards every time

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Been playing HS for about 2 months now. Spent most of my time just collecting as many cards as I could, playing with the basic decks and trying to learn the game. I decide it's time to make a deck with my excess dust so I make a budget mid-range hunter. Play a bunch of games with that and have obviously pushed my MMR up in doing so. This evening I have a quest to get 5 wins with priest/paladin. So, I throw together a Paladin deck and jump into casual. Half an hour of getting whooped by actual decks later I think maybe the deck I have made is just bad. Find some example decks and create something similar from my collection and that fares even worse. Another half an hour getting flogged with 2 random insta-concedes thrown in. Decide to try the level 10 deck since I know I used to be able to get at least some wins with that. It seems to fare slightly better and actually beats an evolve shaman (I think he just got bad draws), then a random concede, then I seem to run into a squad of aggro druids and take loss after loss for another solid half an hour. At this point i have lost what must be at least 20-30 games in less than 2 hours and the game is still matching me with people who have Golden Hero emotes. I understand why MMR doesn't drop as fast as it climbs but this is ridiculous. Changed decks again and tried a couple of games in ranked but at this time of the month level 20 ranked is a lions den. So back to casual and another 15 minutes of getting repeatedly bodied by the same 2-3 meta decks and after I get a reasonably good start to a game my opponent concedes. So that was 2 hours of frustration in a game I have otherwise really enjoyed so far. For the record I know one way to get around this would be to let my objectives build up and roll them every day until I have only hunter quests and I will be doing that in future. But I feel this is something that would be very easily fixed by Blizzard and them saying MMR works the way it does to avoid smurfing would be a lot easier to accept if the game wasn't filled to the rafters with smurfs regardless. For the record I'm still loving HS but for someone who is thinking about making their first major investment into the game things like this are really off-putting. Anyway, rant over. Proceed to tell me to git gud etc etc...

 

 Nope, no criticism or insults, just kinda sorry. Hearthstone is far from new player friendly, which isnt helped by the fact that many use casual mode to complete quests with net decks for quickest and most efficient result or that net decks can be seen as low as rank 20. I'm not sure how to change this either. When I first started out, experienced the same thing and it was horrible facing experienced players with net decks when you are playing some cobbled-together hunter bcos its cheap. Would've gave up on it if I didnt have friends that play the game longer who showed me the fun you could have with a larger card collection. So, keep at it I guess, it gets better as your card collection grow but if you give up in frustration, I can't blame you.

If you make a big move in a game and really screw over your opponent, it is not acceptable to mock them. God dam Priest steals one of my minions using that disgusting pint-sized potion trick, and then emotes, "Thank you."  

What I would give for a version of Hearthstone without Priests.