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Fuck priests. 

They are a fucking plauge now. 

Fucking Shamans who get the Totems they need every time!

Also they get the perfect evolves. I play Control Warrior they have 7 Minions and evolve into this Mage Minion that makes my spells cost 1 more. I brawl for 6 Mana and the Only minion surviving is the 8/8 Lich King i can't execute anymore because i have only 1 MANA LEFT! What are the goddamn odds - the next turn i brawl again and again 1in 4 the best minions survive --> this is why i fucking hate brawl as warrior.

I was about to reach rank 15 today...

aaaaaaand back to 18 due to outcurving bonemare pieces of shit (btw, good job, keleseth, now that even pirate warrior scum play you I hate you), bonemare token shamans and jade druids.

Also, seeing patches in every single goddamn game it's a clear proof of blizz incompetence at this making cards thing. Trying to make a Pirate decks buff? How about every single retard in the universe can put 2 different other pirates and realiably get that piece of squid shit on turn 3 at the latest?

This rogue situation is getting out of hand !!!!!

I was 1 star away from 5 earlier today .

A STUPID STUPID ROGUE THAT NUT DRAW ME MADE ME LOSE EVERYTHING . 

but it did not stop there . There were like 7 8 rogues in a row . IN A ROW . IN A ROW . I just couldn't stop losing to insane draws . I feel like killing someone . this really is not OK .

My draws weren't even bad . I had golakka in opening hand many times but still lost cause they played other things or killed their own pirates .

NOW I AM A SAD SAD RANK 7 LOSER .

I hope people that play rogue get real cancer and die in agony (obviously not serious) .

JUST CAN'T STOP LOSING

SO RETARDED !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE EVERYONE THAT PLAYS THIS CRAP HIGH ROLL STUPID RETARDED .

YOU ALL GO DIE . DIE YOU HEAR ME DIE . GO AND DIE . THROW YOURSELVES AT THE WOLVES , JUMP IN SEA . GO DIE DIE DIE AND NEVER COME BACK YOU RETARDED RETARDED STUPID RETARDED STUPID RETARDED CANCER AIDS STUPID RETARDED CANCER PLAYERS THAT PLAY ROGUE .

Ok maybe I should stop now . But one last thing for rogue players:

DIE !

Alright, in general I'm an average luck guy. Sometimes I have incredibly lucky games, sometimes incredibly unlucky games, most of the times averages. Just like pretty much everyone who's played a decent amount of games.

But I am actually considering removing The Lich King because of how poorly he has performed. It's not even funny anymore. I ALWAYS get Army of the Dead or Doom Pact. ALWAYS! I played a shitton of control warlock after the expansion release, and I still frequently play decks with The Lich King in it, so the total amount of rolls is not the issue.

This is honestly the first time I've considered removing a card because of rng-related experiences with it.

The RNG is just out of hand in this game. I lost (a perfectly played on curve game btw) to a Rogue who cast Jaraxxus, a 7 mana Pyroblast and a Fireball. It doesnt matter how well you play or how strategic you are, in the end everything will boil down to random bullshit pulled out of thin air. 

Quote from robert_fanr >>

This rogue situation is getting out of hand !!!!!

I was 1 star away from 5 earlier today .

A STUPID STUPID ROGUE THAT NUT DRAW ME MADE ME LOSE EVERYTHING . 

but it did not stop there . There were like 7 8 rogues in a row . IN A ROW . IN A ROW . I just couldn't stop losing to insane draws . I feel like killing someone . this really is not OK .

My draws weren't even bad . I had golakka in opening hand many times but still lost cause they played other things or killed their own pirates .

NOW I AM A SAD SAD RANK 7 LOSER .

I hope people that play rogue get real cancer and die in agony (obviously not serious) .

JUST CAN'T STOP LOSING

SO ******** !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE EVERYONE THAT PLAYS THIS CRAP HIGH ROLL STUPID ******** .

YOU ALL GO DIE . DIE YOU HEAR ME DIE . GO AND DIE . THROW YOURSELVES AT THE WOLVES , JUMP IN SEA . GO DIE DIE DIE AND NEVER COME BACK YOU ******** ******** STUPID ******** STUPID ******** CANCER AIDS STUPID ******** CANCER PLAYERS THAT PLAY ROGUE .

Ok maybe I should stop now . But one last thing for rogue players:

DIE !

i honestly can't think of a way this game gets any worse. every single game a coin flip, you get fucked by on demand draws regardless of how well you think your turns and play your deck. it's just plain stupid what Hearthstone has become lately

Fuck Prince Keleseth, fucking highroll garbage

And even more fuck the people who act all smug like they played well because they happened to have coin-keleseth-shadowstep turn 1. Guess what, you're trash. Go fuck yourself.

FUCKING BONE DRAKE, ALWAYS GIVING DEATHWING, YSERA OR PRIMORDIAL DRAKE TO MY OPPONENTS IN THE FUCKING ARENA.

I WILL DIE PLAYING THIS SHIT GAME, FUCK IT.

Im playing big priest, opponent is playing razakus priest.

Turn 1 crystaline oracle >gets my barnes

>Turn 3 thoughtsteals into double servitude

>turn 4 barnes Hits the fucking rag in his deck 

>turn 5 plays that one 4/3 card with a deathrattle give a card from ur opponents deck. gets a shadow word death out of it.

> turn 6 res'es the rag

>turn 7 res'es it again

> gets another death from his 4/3

> uses said deaths to deal with my board perfectly.

> nzoth 

> gets a entomb, a lightbomb to deal with my ysera and y'shraji from said cards before.

Literally killed me with my own fucking deck with the exact answers he needed, the luckiest case of bullshit rng ive ever seen

I just versed a f**king keleseth deck *in arena* , where he drew kele on turn 1 with coin and buffed his whole damn deck.

I know alot of people are guilty of this but i know it must be card to Copy and paste a decklist you see on reddit and que it at ranked 18. Its sad people dont lack Creative thought in general.

Kabal Courier? (Delete post, why does "Reply" do not actually gets to Reply a message? So counter-intuitive <.< )

Yesterday I complained about only getting Doom Pact and Army of the Dead from The Lich King.

He had the chance to redeem himself today. He triggered five times.

2x Doom Pact

2x Army of the Dead

BUT also 1x Anti-Magic Shell! Wowee!

I've removed The Lich King from all my decks. There has to be an error in the coding or something. The worst part is that I crafted that piece of shit.

Quote from Maukiepaukie >>

Yesterday I complained about only getting Doom Pact and Army of the Dead from The Lich King.

He had the chance to redeem himself today. He triggered five times.

2x Doom Pact

2x Army of the Dead

BUT also 1x Anti-Magic Shell! Wowee!

I've removed The Lich King from all my decks. There has to be an error in the coding or something. The worst part is that I crafted that piece of shit.

Tried to play casual today to try out a new weapon centric rogue. Got fucked by a parade of aggro druids. You guys are pathetic! Cant win on ladder so you take your boring ass, brainless decks to a place where you might still find victims. 

I dare you assholes to try any other deck that sole skill requirement is not playing your cards as soon as you draw them!

Quote from LobsterEmperor >>

Quote from Maukiepaukie >>

Yesterday I complained about only getting Doom Pact and Army of the Dead from The Lich King.

He had the chance to redeem himself today. He triggered five times.

2x Doom Pact

2x Army of the Dead

BUT also 1x Anti-Magic Shell! Wowee!

I've removed The Lich King from all my decks. There has to be an error in the coding or something. The worst part is that I crafted that piece of shit.

 You poor man, I pulled my The Lich King and he's been working...meh for me. I swear, it always feels like you pull Doom Pact or Army of the Dead.

WildTaleRus Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless secret paladin meta deck and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 18 fucking noob little bitch ...Fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...