Hearthpwn

 I played 30 games with Big Priest.

Mr. Fucking Barnes was once! in my opening hand. Pls give me more skill.

I mean I really dislike playing Control Warrior nowadays as games are absolutely bullshit long and usually result in my loss anyways. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU COCKSUCKING ANDUINS GOING T4 KAZAKUS T5 RAZA AND T6 RENO BECAUSE IM SICK OF PLAYING CONTROL AGAINST ANTICONTROL DECKS SUCH AS YOU ARE.

It's been well over 30 games with Warlock, around 5 with Rogue and something like 12 with Paladin. I've played Prince Keleseth twice; because I've drawn it twice. I don't know what bullshit RNG is this, but Blizzard owes me 1600 dust.

Just lost to a fine gentleman who received not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 cabalist tomes...hard to beat that!

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It's been well over 30 games with Warlock, around 5 with Rogue and something like 12 with Paladin. I've played Prince Keleseth twice; because I've drawn it twice. I don't know what bullshit RNG is this, but Blizzard owes me 1600 dust.

Patches is in every deck now. How could blizzard have screwed up worse? Such a shit show.

I play against rogue, he has prince fuckme in his opening hand.

I play against warlock, he has prince fuckme in his opening hand.

I play against rogue, he has prince fuckme in his opening hand.

I play against rogue, he has prince fuckme in his opening hand.

i have so much fun.

God there are some greedy annoying decks on ladder at the moment. Dead Man's Hand Warrior with N'Zoth, Jade Druid running Naturalise, Priests with Benedictus. Generally though, my opponent only needs to play one or two cards in the opening turns and I know exactly what deck they're copying.

Rogue with Prince Keleseth turn 2 in the fucking arena.

It's not enough this shit in stardand, fuck it.

Yeah ok, Priest can do 44 damage over two turns...on turn 9 and 10.  Glad I'm spending less and less time on this lazily designed game.

Pirate warrior, in casual, at 4 am, in october 2017 (so after almost TWELVE months of cancer), really ? Clap clap man you're a genius

It's so fucking crazy how people can be purely mentally disabled, my god pls give me the power to eradicate all these insignificant big pieces of shit, pls do it

Sure mr hunter, have 3 scavenging hyenas turn 4. Seriously, ~20 dmg on board turn 4. 
If only they were at 3 health and not 4 I could have salvaged the game with hellfire..

Obviously my own fault as well for playing a minion, in the hopes of countering his first hyena, but wth can you do. Other than pray for removal.

Previous season I went to Rank 1 5 star twice. Would have been my first time hitting Legend. But both of the times I started losing once I get there. First time 13 in a row, 2nd time 15 in a row. Failed to reach the legend. 

Also another bullshit is that I was playing Highlander Priest & my record in mirror match was 4-37. In 35 instances my opponent drew Raza & Anduin before me.

Yeah , yeah .. I know ....I have heard this so much I hate to even say it.... 

BUT MOTHER FUCK!!!! HOW CAN PRIESTS HAVE EVERY DAMN CARD THEY NEED, RIGHT WHEN THEY NEED IT????

It is fucking uncanny. Need a Power Word:Whatever .... its there! 

Oh look, Kazakus on 4 ... what a surprise!
Raza? Yep ... right on time. 

OMG! Anduin on 8.... nah

And of course Lyra is in hand, .... cant have a machine gun without bullets .... right? 

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No matter how I re-read this, I cant miss the hubris and self delusion. 

 -the guy with his rank on profile picture, 2017

I just died from 30 health in an OTK against Priest. The Priest had Shadowreaper Anduin as his hero and already played Raza the Chained in a previous turn.

OTK:

Hero Power (2 x damage)
Prophet Velen
Hero Power (4 x damage)
Mirage Caller on Prophet Velen
Hero Power (8 x damage)
Circle of Healing
Hero Power (8 x damage)
Silence on Mirage Caller
Hero Power (8 x damage)

On the one hand I'm impressed with the combo, but at the same time I'm super salty that these shenanigans are possible! Especially given that I was in complete control of the game up to that turn!

fuck highlander priest and fuck kelseth rogue and fuck all those mindless drones copying those decks and spamming emotes when they win with these autistic decks

how bis that fucking can be??? to loose to priests with one, ONE fucking turn. FIrst time with mine 33 HP, second one with 38. Just lyra, elemental and 10-15 zero cost spells. That is fucking ridiculus. And absolutely non-interactive.

They difinetely should change priest DK hero power to refresh when you spent mana, and not played zero cost cards.

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I finished last season as top 500 legend rank with control mage, and now I'm having trouble reaching rank 15? What's going on?

edit: i'm still using control mage. I refuse to use priest, druid or rogue.

Heas Stupid fucking noob kid ... Eat shit noob garbage ... Suck more at bronze rank fucking noob little bitch ... I am platinum unlike you fucking unranked 900 elo trash ... Your stats are garbage 1,70 roadhog AHAHAHAHAHHA you are pathetic fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...