Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health. - Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
Already lost hope with hearthstone dev team after seeing the last two expansions.
Now after that laughable balance patch you see how blind these developers are now.
Today again 70% druid rate in a lot of matches played. Still every sort of them. Still strong.
Goodbye Hearthstone. This was the last chance. Have fun with your playerbase full of down syndromes. Blizz must have noticed this and that is why their design is that way.
6 Priests now in a row... fucking god damn people, it takes enough time to reach rank 5 without having to play vs highlander priest every match! I just want to reach rank 5! I'll never get there playing 30 fucking minute matches!
Literally only matching with Priest and Druid all fucking day long. I wish someone would delete my fucking Hearthstone account so I could stop playing this broken game. Why the actual fuck would Team 5 keep jade the way it is? Fuck them and fuck this game.
I play Exodia mage and only queue up against Hunters, the one time I had a Warlock he dirty ratted my Antonidas. I play some Hunter and all I get are Shamans all of a sudden. I get close to rank 5 with a win streak bonus if I win next game and I get that stupid screen stuck on finding opponent so I was forced to close game and I lose a star and my win streak gone, so done with even trying to climb.
I play Exodia mage and only queue up against Hunters, the one time I had a Warlock he dirty ratted my Antonidas. I play some Hunter and all I get are Shamans all of a sudden. I get close to rank 5 with a win streak bonus if I win next game and I get that stupid screen stuck on finding opponent so I was forced to close game and I lose a star and my win streak gone, so done with even trying to climb.
Mill decks. Pointless. I don't mind losing to a good deck but killing your opponent via overdraws? Fucking lame in my view.
I hate mill decks too.I hope they dont become more common.I came across a mill rogue in wild that kept using gang up on the cold light oracle and it ended up discarding my thrall,death seer.I didn't even concede.with one health left I came back and beat the rogue at like 28 health with a good evolved board and bloodlust.felt so good beating that cancer
Ladder is a fucking joke. Play Midrange Hunter or Secret Mage: Win one, lose one. Win one, lose one.
Play Pirate Rogue - lose every game to Shaman.
Play Shaman - cue up 2x Deadman's Hand Warriors (unlimited Brawl), Quest Warrior, Miracle Rogue (Vanish, Valeera FTW). This was IN A ROW! What are the fucking odds? I thought the meta was all Druid and Priest.
Is there really skill to this game? How can I beat a guy with a legend card back in one game, and the next game get creamed? It's because the decks are so fucking overpowered each match is extremely polarized. The game is a coin flip.
Why can't we have a game where any deck can beat any other deck, given that it is skillfully piloted?
I'm at rank 8 and I've got like no motivation to go onward...don't feel like playing any of the good decks and haven't got many of the Legendary DK Heroes so I feel very limited in what I can do.
Whoever choses to play a Pirate Warrior deck for this week's brawl, I hope you burn in hellfire. Of course, it's adjusted to the rules but how fun it is to lose on turn 5!
I know dragon priest is trashtier now, but damn do I vomit a little everytime Drakonid Operative gets played. That card is so broken beyond belief it's not even funny. Premium statline and insane battlecry. Fuck I am glad dragon priest is dead.
This sums up my day to day... No caption needed.
Yes, it's the same game.
It didn't show, but the swashburglar won the first brawl, and the opponents one dirty rat vs my full board won the second brawl.
Everything that isn't about elephants is irrelephant.
Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health.
- Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
Seriously fucking so sick of Highlander priest.
#nerfbarnes
Already lost hope with hearthstone dev team after seeing the last two expansions.
Now after that laughable balance patch you see how blind these developers are now.
Today again 70% druid rate in a lot of matches played. Still every sort of them. Still strong.
Goodbye Hearthstone. This was the last chance. Have fun with your playerbase full of down syndromes. Blizz must have noticed this and that is why their design is that way.
RIP
I'm playing Wild Casual and the amount of mill decks makes me want to jump off a cliff.
Priest Priest Priest and more Priest... fuck this shit
#nerfbarnes
6 Priests now in a row... fucking god damn people, it takes enough time to reach rank 5 without having to play vs highlander priest every match! I just want to reach rank 5! I'll never get there playing 30 fucking minute matches!
#nerfbarnes
I just wanna say that Prieststone is becoming very, very boring. On my way to TES Legends/Gwent.
Literally only matching with Priest and Druid all fucking day long. I wish someone would delete my fucking Hearthstone account so I could stop playing this broken game. Why the actual fuck would Team 5 keep jade the way it is? Fuck them and fuck this game.
I play Exodia mage and only queue up against Hunters, the one time I had a Warlock he dirty ratted my Antonidas. I play some Hunter and all I get are Shamans all of a sudden. I get close to rank 5 with a win streak bonus if I win next game and I get that stupid screen stuck on finding opponent so I was forced to close game and I lose a star and my win streak gone, so done with even trying to climb.
Ladder is a fucking joke. Play Midrange Hunter or Secret Mage: Win one, lose one. Win one, lose one.
Play Pirate Rogue - lose every game to Shaman.
Play Shaman - cue up 2x Deadman's Hand Warriors (unlimited Brawl), Quest Warrior, Miracle Rogue (Vanish, Valeera FTW). This was IN A ROW! What are the fucking odds? I thought the meta was all Druid and Priest.
Is there really skill to this game? How can I beat a guy with a legend card back in one game, and the next game get creamed? It's because the decks are so fucking overpowered each match is extremely polarized. The game is a coin flip.
Why can't we have a game where any deck can beat any other deck, given that it is skillfully piloted?
I'm at rank 8 and I've got like no motivation to go onward...don't feel like playing any of the good decks and haven't got many of the Legendary DK Heroes so I feel very limited in what I can do.
Whoever choses to play a Pirate Warrior deck for this week's brawl, I hope you burn in hellfire. Of course, it's adjusted to the rules but how fun it is to lose on turn 5!
Exodia Mage is the most stupid thing I've ever seen in my entire life of gaming. And that's saying a lot.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today. But those cops came out of nowhere.
I know dragon priest is trashtier now, but damn do I vomit a little everytime Drakonid Operative gets played. That card is so broken beyond belief it's not even funny. Premium statline and insane battlecry. Fuck I am glad dragon priest is dead.
Fuck cubelock
Losing to Exodia Mage = zero fun
Losing to Jade Druids infinite idol train and ultimate infestation = zero fun.
Losing to highlander deathknight priest = zero fun
Being steamrolled by hunter on curve = zero fun
BRODE YOU USELESS DIPSHIT - you've ruined ANOTHER season , another expansion , and fucked up the balance changes YET AGAIN
How can this man a) show his face in public b) keep his job?
NEVER spend money on Hearthstone. Watch this game crash and burn as the money dries up. Fucking idiots.
I'm so glad most people here hate to play against gaysodia mage, gayde druid and gaylander priest, just like me.
Like...dog sh!t.