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Serious fuck big priests and jade druid. 

Dont know wich of them that i hate most. Beacuse thats the only two fucking decks i allways has to play against

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Quote from Dinskugga >>

Serious fuck big priests and jade druid. 

Dont know wich of them that i hate most. Beacuse thats the only two fucking decks i allways has to play against

 

 What is funny about this "big priest" is how they ALWAYS have Barnes at T4. I mean, seriously?? There are like 5 minions in the deck and they always have it at T4 ready in their hand. What are the odds of this??????

Jesus christ... this morning. All opponents I've faced had answers for more or less anything I played - and if that wasn't the case my RNG was terrible. 

Gotta love team fives balance patches. Nerfs innervate but refuses to touch Flappy Bird. And yes this happened on turn 3 and turn 4, 10/10 balanced aggro Druid.

Whoever balanced this tavern brawl must be the biggest idiot of the whole Team5.

Picking druid, mage, and somewhat hunter, means autowin vs everything else. Meanwhile I get to play warlock for some reason and every play every turn is a piece of shit until turn 7 Bonemare (and then, of course, by turn 7 you have already lost everything and a single drop won't save you no matter how broken it is).

I use to try and win with all 9 classes in this sort of tavern brawl, but this terrible zoolock deck has finally beaten my patience.

Fucking hate the synergy picks in arena. No matter how lined up your plays are etc. etc. there will always be another player with a way better removal or sudden buff board flood. 

Arena is the only thing I liked to play up until now since it's just as cancerous as standard mode.

Examples: Paladin, first drops divine shields, get popped. Proceeds to drop grimestreet + weapon buff.

Mage: Elemental turn 2-3, Tolvir 4, Phoenix, Flamestrike what the fuck am I supposed to do at this

I hate my life.

Priest: Discovers Uther DK
Priest plays thoughtsteal for Blackguard

What are the fucking odds..

Seriously, there must be a hidden buff for players marked as terrible af in this game.

I mean, literally everytime I play against really obvious bad players they topdeck the hell, everytime. Or get RNG from hell out of their RNG cards.

Like just some minutes ago, I played the brawl, i don't care if I win because my dailys are just to play low mana minions. 

Still this game made me crazy. This guy was stupid as fuck, playing Paladin. went face when he MUST trade or I have lethal. Traded with minions into minions you simply don't trade. Fucking Basics! In the end his board was clear, he had no cards. Topdeck Tirion, that buffs his weapon with Divine Shield fuck to 5 ATK. I am at 7 health. Next round he topdecks Consecration into the empty hand. I just lost to someone whose IQ must be lower than 70.

And this didn't happen once. It happen almost everytime. When I fuck for ranked like every season now and I do random games at the end of the season, sometimes still rank 20. People there at this time are like me or completely retarded and down syndromed if they tryhard and stay rank 20. And it's definetly second if you see how they play (and I am not talking about beginners as these have the full meta decks). 

These hardcore terrible playing guys have so much RNG and luck. It's impossible that there is no hidden protection buff for these. No fucking way. And I trust Blizzard to build in something like this.

Fuck this game.

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Seriously, there must be a hidden buff for players marked as terrible af in this game.

I mean, literally everytime I play against really obvious bad players they topdeck the hell, everytime. Or get RNG from hell out of their RNG cards.

Like just some minutes ago, I played the brawl, i don't care if I win because my dailys are just to play low mana minions. 

Still this game made me crazy. This guy was stupid as fuck, playing Paladin. went face when he MUST trade or I have lethal. Traded with minions into minions you simply don't trade. Fucking Basics! In the end his board was clear, he had no cards. Topdeck Tirion, that buffs his weapon with Divine Shield fuck to 5 ATK. I am at 7 health. Next round he topdecks Consecration into the empty hand. I just lost to someone whose IQ must be lower than 70.

And this didn't happen once. It happen almost everytime. When I fuck for ranked like every season now and I do random games at the end of the season, sometimes still rank 20. People there at this time are like me or completely ******** and down syndromed if they tryhard and stay rank 20. And it's definetly second if you see how they play (and I am not talking about beginners as these have the full meta decks). 

These hardcore terrible playing guys have so much RNG and luck. It's impossible that there is no hidden protection buff for these. No fucking way. And I trust Blizzard to build in something like this.

Fuck this game.

I know i have already complained today. 

But for fuck sake. Im so mad. How can blizz not nerf jade idol??? The nerf they doing this week is not gonna do any diff. 

 lost to a damn jade druid in wild. I had the match until he got put up fandral. Then its was over. Fandral + jade idol. Fucking idiot thing. 

Can't get past rank 14 this season, because  I get fucked by RNG  and my opponents ALWAYS curve out perfectly. Normally I don't have any problems getting to rank 7+, but this freaking season there's a curse on me. Every fucking opponent I get is either a Jade moron with perfect ramp or a meme deck with perfect answers to all my plays.

I cannot wait to see Gadgetzan rotate out of standard. It's by far the worst expansion ever. 

Quote from Dinskugga >>

Serious fuck big priests and jade druid. 

Dont know wich of them that i hate most. Beacuse thats the only two fucking decks i allways has to play against

 

20% of my games this season were against priest (the largest %). But it's fine, Jade Druid is the problem right?

Looking forward to the nerfs to make Priest even stronger :D

I was 2 wins from legendary away and now i'm rank3 again, i hate this game.

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I was 2 wins from legendary away and now i'm rank3 again, i hate this game.

Goddamn packs, I always open worst cards in the set! Fuck those useless epics fuck lanathel fuck dinosize x4 fuck lakkari sacrifice

Is hearthcards page associated with hearthpwn, by any chance?

In case it is, what are you waiting for finally fix all the classes pictures? I can't make a fuckton of heroes I have in mind basically because when I try to make their "DK hero" nothing appears but an empty square.

Also, fuck Shadowreaper Anduin.

OMFG this season has been being SO FUN (see attachment)!!! I think I haven't be been so salty since MSG! Fuck me!!

2 x Blastcrystal Potion, 2 x Siphon Soul, 2 x Defile, 2 x Hellfire, 2 x Twisting Nether, 2 x the 4/5 Demon that does 1 AOE damage each turn.

If you play this fucking deck why don't you just play a Single Player game and stop wasting everyone's time?!