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Game stopped on opponent hoovering a Holy Nova ( I did see the card get cast ). I was emoting him to hurry up, he was emoting Thanks to me. Turned out I was roping and he thought I was BMíng him. A few seconds later all sorts of targeting arrows were flying around, and thats when I figured my turn was over and I lost the game BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump

Much skill involved! 

I like how you deliberately cut the left side of the screenshots off so we won't see how you're rank 25 Kappa

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currently my handlock is 6 -2 against midrange huntard which is nice but its 4 -5 against face huntard.... fuck huntards im legit bored of facing those sub human retards its so goddamn boring facing them

Please, tell me why you think we, as real people, become sub-human retards simply for playing Hunter.  What's so bad about the class?

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I like how you deliberately cut the left side of the screenshots off so we won't see how you're rank 25 Kappa

Wow, that is one childish comment right there. I've been legend in the first season, have nothing to prove to a random. 

Fucking aggro decks everywhere ehhh, forget about playing anything other thats good vs aggro.

from rank 20 to 14, playing anti face hunter druid. Never play a single face hunter. So i say "ok no face hunter in this meta, time for shamn." Every single game is vs face hunter

 This has happened to me every season that ive ever played this game. At what point am i allowed to say that the matchmaking is rigged? Like it has to be. 

I have to share my latest misslethal with you guys :D T.T
I didn't make a screen but it fairly simple.

I am priest vs mage.

The enemy board has only Archmage Antonidas full health.
I have a few minions, including Dr Boom and his bots.
My opponent has 21, I have 18 on board, and in my hand a Velen's Chosen and Lightbomb.

So here's what I though: Full face with velen on any minion is 20, then lightbomb, and hopefully the boombots will make the last dmg.

I thought I had a possible lethal, with some luck, but I didn't see I had guaranteed lethal >_<

Indeed, with the spell damage +1 for velen's chosen, Antonidas would be at one health, so for sure one bots would have finish him, and the second who have killed my opponent..

But I didn't see it :D And in addition to that, when putting velen's chosen on one of my minion I though it didn't matter so I put it on one boombots.. which became a 3/5.. which didn't explode after lightbomb.. So the remaining one just killed antonidas.. And I lost next turn XD

Here's my last miss :P Well I guess I didn't deserve to win this one if I didn't see that :D and I like to think I improved there since I am not going to do that mistake again :D

Jesus fucking Christ on crutches. Trying to climb from rank 20. Handlock x2, zoo with imps x 2, agro palladin, facehunter, thieving thoughtsteal priest x2, lame walker Mage x2, grim patron warrior

1) time to join the cancer net decks and jump on face hunter?

2) if your fucking net deck is going to win please refrain from apologising or saying well played at the end.

3) thoughtsteal priests deserve the hate. Cunts

4) if you rope trying to figure out your plays you are guaranteed my disrespect and rope for the rest of the game - save your thinking for ranks 1-5 or legend or tournaments. I hate you, you fucking fuckity slow reeeetaaards!

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Jesus fucking Christ on crutches. Trying to climb from rank 20. Handlock x2, zoo with imps x 2, agro palladin, facehunter, thieving thoughtsteal priest x2, lame walker Mage x2, grim patron warrior

1) time to join the cancer net decks and jump on face hunter?

2) if your fucking net deck is going to win please refrain from apologising or saying well played at the end.

3) thoughtsteal priests deserve the hate. Cunts

4) if you rope trying to figure out your plays you are guaranteed my disrespect and rope for the rest of the game - save your thinking for ranks 1-5 or legend or tournaments. I hate you, you fucking fuckity slow reeeetaaards!

 

 

I never understand why people hate it when you go to rope... If they do it every turn, sure it's annoying. But if they have a complicated turn they're entitled to think about their plays!

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Jesus fucking Christ on crutches. Trying to climb from rank 20. Handlock x2, zoo with imps x 2, agro palladin, facehunter, thieving thoughtsteal priest x2, lame walker Mage x2, grim patron warrior

1) time to join the cancer net decks and jump on face hunter?

2) if your fucking net deck is going to win please refrain from apologising or saying well played at the end.

3) thoughtsteal priests deserve the hate. Cunts

4) if you rope trying to figure out your plays you are guaranteed my disrespect and rope for the rest of the game - save your thinking for ranks 1-5 or legend or tournaments. I hate you, you fucking fuckity slow reeeetaaards!

 

 

I never understand why people hate it when you go to rope... If they do it every turn, sure it's annoying. But if they have a complicated turn they're entitled to think about their plays!

A lot of people's sense of "entitlement" overrides their common courtesy with respect to playing at a reasonable speed. That's another human being sitting waiting while you try to buff your win rate by 5%.

Also, "thinking" about plays is in most people's situation is simply them sulking, or pondering what-if scenarios that are irrelevant to the cards that they can actually play at that point in time. Really "thinking" long and hard about plays is just a sign of dim-wittedness, try-hardness, and wannabeness. Unless you're a complete noob, you should know your win conditons, and general strategy early, mid and late game well enough to decide to pass, hero power, trade, go face, or drop one of the 2 or 3 cards that are likely possible or sensible for you to play ... All within about 10-15 seconds.

if you want to "rope like a pro" save it till you get to very high ranks... You just look like a low-IQ dipshit doing that at rank 15 or whatever.

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Jesus fucking Christ on crutches. Trying to climb from rank 20. Handlock x2, zoo with imps x 2, agro palladin, facehunter, thieving thoughtsteal priest x2, lame walker Mage x2, grim patron warrior

1) time to join the cancer net decks and jump on face hunter?

2) if your fucking net deck is going to win please refrain from apologising or saying well played at the end.

3) thoughtsteal priests deserve the hate. Cunts

4) if you rope trying to figure out your plays you are guaranteed my disrespect and rope for the rest of the game - save your thinking for ranks 1-5 or legend or tournaments. I hate you, you fucking fuckity slow reeeetaaards!

 

 

Lol a few hours of playing a face hunter deck and I gain 3 ranks... truly a simple and OP deck. Must admit, winning is nice though.

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Jesus fucking Christ on crutches. Trying to climb from rank 20. Handlock x2, zoo with imps x 2, agro palladin, facehunter, thieving thoughtsteal priest x2, lame walker Mage x2, grim patron warrior

1) time to join the cancer net decks and jump on face hunter?

2) if your fucking net deck is going to win please refrain from apologising or saying well played at the end.

3) thoughtsteal priests deserve the hate. Cunts

4) if you rope trying to figure out your plays you are guaranteed my disrespect and rope for the rest of the game - save your thinking for ranks 1-5 or legend or tournaments. I hate you, you fucking fuckity slow reeeetaaards!

 

 

I never understand why people hate it when you go to rope... If they do it every turn, sure it's annoying. But if they have a complicated turn they're entitled to think about their plays!

A lot of people's sense of "entitlement" overrides their common courtesy with respect to playing at a reasonable speed. That's another human being sitting waiting while you try to buff your win rate by 5%.

Also, "thinking" about plays is in most people's situation is simply them sulking, or pondering what-if scenarios that are irrelevant to the cards that they can actually play at that point in time. Really "thinking" long and hard about plays is just a sign of dim-wittedness, try-hardness, and wannabeness. Unless you're a complete noob, you should know your win conditons, and general strategy early, mid and late game well enough to decide to pass, hero power, trade, go face, or drop one of the 2 or 3 cards that are likely possible or sensible for you to play ... All within about 10-15 seconds.

if you want to "rope like a pro" save it till you get to very high ranks... You just look like a low-IQ dipshit doing that at rank 15 or whatever.

Well... That's like, just your opinion man.

In all seriousness, it's fine that you get annoyed with people roping but maybe you ARE playing against someone who's try-harding. Maybe you're playing against a kid playing his first TCG. Maybe you're playing against someone who just isn't a quick thinker. They have as much right to play the game as you.

You're assuming everyone who does it is purposefully trying to annoy you, but they might not be.

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every opponent started to rope and spam emotes when I had lethal. 

Got three friend requests. I accepted the last one, and of course, got a string of insults. I insulted him back. Immature I know, but I'm done being a punching bag. 

 

First thing I do after muligan - SQUELCH. Saved me my nerves plenty of times. Also I never accept friend req if I manage to beat someone... just in case :-D

I usually love to accept them and I kinda take the insults as a badge of honour, imagining some pig-faced 15 year old teenager totally freaking out in front of his pc ...

My personal highlight was the freeze mage I managed to outplay with a kezan on his Ice block - a kezan I had on my hand for several turns btw, so it was not "luck" but just well timed. After the game I accepted him, only to get told that he hoped I would get "rapped really hard by a n... with a 40 inch cock" - so much stupidity and racism in one little kid, gaming nerds really is a crazy bread, I suppose ...

P.S. Oddly enough, the really grave outbursts of this kind usually only happen at the beginning of season and in lower ranks or in the arena ... I suppose people playing at a reasonably high level either grew used to the occasional salt or are just smarter in the end ...

P.P.S. On a sidenote, even if it amuses me, maybe blizz should really start banning people for those grave verbal injuries ... keeping records of chats is probably not thaaat big of an issue and people could report offenders!

I got a quest to get 5 wins with Rogue so I put together a budget mech Rogue deck because I don't have too many cards.
At rank 19 I play vs Grim Patron Warrior and I draw really bad. I get really few minions but im able to hold his first patron wave off and kill them. Then he gets extremely lucky with boom bots which kill my taunt that stopped Dr. Boom. 

So as he is about to win he keeps emoting thanks and dicking around before finishing me off. Wtf is there to thank about, I made no misplays? I hate people like that so fucking much...

Playing Patron Warrior last night, 26 cards in I still had not gotten a SINGLE Patron, of course he kills me with 4 cards left in my deck, those 4 cards were Patron, Patron, Warsong Commander, Warsong Commander. Not only does he BM me by spamming thanks, and greetings on my last turn, he refuses to add me so I can let him know what a shit stain he is for gloating about beating a deck revolved around basically 4 cards, all 4 of which I did not get in 26 cards.

I decided to play arena with a pretty strange warlock deck today. As I had quite a bad draft, I had to trust in filling the board with imp-losions and cheap minions, buff with a hobgoblin, and play huge warlord and sea giant. First matches were great, but after the fourth victory faced two pallies and a warlock, two of them with a perfect aggro-mech start against an unbelievable amount of 4+drops in my side (being almost my entire deck 1-3 drops). hobgolin appeared only in two matches, and imp-losion hit half of the times for 2... Just for more salt, all the cards were garbage... forgot how unfair arena sometimes is.

Turn 1 against priest - Zombie Chow, turn 2 coin injured blademaster - turn 3 northshire cleric, turn 4 velens chosen and another zombie chow, I'm patron warrior, game over.

How anyone can enjoy playing a Freeze mage deck is beyond me. 

Probably the dumbest deck around.