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Seriously Blizzard just nerf Shadowreaper Anduin. Would literally jump for joy if this fucking overpowered piece of shit got deleted from the game. Wtf were they thinking when they made this.
Its fangs are in your flesh before its hiss leaves your ears.
Golden Heroes: Druid -> Rogue -> Shaman -> Hunter -> Warlock
Tell me again this damn game isn't rigged as hell!
14 games since I had seen a Pirate Warrior, so I decide to take the Ooze out of my deck to make room for more pew pew ... and wanna guess what the NEXT DAMN match was ... Pirate Fucking Warrior!
Now, you may be one of those mathy types that want to try to use logic and statistics and all that kinda voodoo ... but dammit, this is a salt thread, so the ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION is that Blizzard secretly monitors all of our games from some bunker hidden below the mountain of cash they have from all the cards we buy, and they rigged the match when I pulled my tech card out.
Pissed me off so bad I tore up a perfectly good tin foil hat, and now I gotta make another one ....
I wanna glide down, over Mulholland
I wanna write her, name in the sky
I wanna free fall, out into nothin'
Gonna leave this, world for awhile
Haha shit season again so soon after a new expansion. Pathetic sheeple playing Druid. So sad. So glad I spent no money on this expansion again.
20 minutes until midnight PSt and these guys are still thinking about their moves at rank 15. Come on!
Tell me, no, please tell me, just tell me why you are playing your 17k dust priest deck on casual out of all places. Can you read? C_A_S_U_A_L, does that reads ladder? Why the fuck are you bringing jade druid there then? What the fuck is aggro druid doing there? C_A_S_U_A_L, this word does NOT mean tryhard, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Just please read.
I fear I might never get my quests completed at this rate.
When the weak court death, they find it.
You know this wouldn't have been a bad expansion if Blizztard didn't fuck up the stats so badly on some of these cards. Who the hell approves the stats on this crap anyways? "yeah lets give Druid an OP DK, unlimited draw, virtually unlimited armor, ramp up the ass AND they can still run jades with tech cards. Sounds good Ben?" "Yeah sounds good, but don't forget to throw in the virtually unlimited taunts." Its so brokenly bad its funny as fuck. ROFL Seriously, people need to be losing jobs over this mess.
If it weren't for the players who refuse to play these garbage decks, Blizzards would be up shits creek without a paddle. The very community they shaft with this junk are keeping Hearthjunk afloat.
>Queue wild
>Versus Anduin
Ah, I'm fine with taking a nap
Fuck cubelock
Click to see my Hearthstone projects:
Just played a quest mage who decided to run every card in their deck and let me whack my 34 attack berserker into their 2 health hero not once, not twice but 3 times before going in for the all too predictable and boring kill.
Guaranteed nerf coming to take care of this but in the meantime lets get to grips with what torture looks like.
Time to build a secret eater deck
I am having so much fun just losing and losing and losing. Every roll of the dice going against me in the worst way. I should have won one of those games, just on pure chance. I lost to a moron who coined out a hero power. Not because I played badly, but because the dice rolled in his favor.
So I'm done with the game for today. Hopefully, tomorrow, I will be allowed to win. And isn't it just great when your skill does nothing.
Standard first day of the season is a fucking nightmare.
just tons of druids and Pirate warriors.
oh and 2 big priest both with barnes in first 5 turns.
Holy shit, cant we have a fun meta EVER?
Expansion after expansion, this game turns into an even more unbalanced cancerous RNG game.
Skill does not matter in this game. Or you win by turn 3 or you topdeck or get topdecked by some bullshit OP card.
If you don't like RNG you can always pick an ultra-boring braindead face deck or which involves the holy JPM.
Jades, pirates and murlocs are fucking cancerous and ruin this game.
Let's not say anything about the P2W this game is becoming.
What's even funnier is that the most cancerous and broken decks are the ones who are the cheapest.
am i the only one who think Evolve shaman is a fucking dumb deck?
Yay! i play on curve! Yay! i evolved into a giant minion...oh shit! i evolved into Doomsayer...You win..this time!...LIKE WTF IS THAT RNG DECK?
pure summon bunch of shit, pray to rngeus you get lucky and thenBloodlust for 20 damage on turn 6 or so.
Bloody Druids all over again. Just Mulligan into Ramp and play that damn Ultimate INfestation on turn 6,7 or so and you're good to go. FGot nmo Ramp? no problem buddy, we got you covered. Here, take Spreading Plague, it gives you at least one or two turn against any kind of agressive deck. By then you should have drawn your Cheap Hero card allowing you for Sustain or Board Controll if you avent gotten it back yet. Got in a Controll Matchup ? no Problem, here, have an infinite Amount of Scaling Minions! Wtf is that?
Blizzard claims that they test cards before releasing them. Who tested UI and thought "Oh this is reasonably fun and fair for both players." Honestly it took less than 1 day for people to come up with a list that was close to optimal that was easily the best deck in the meta. Jade druid was already an existing deck it shouldn't be that hard to put the pieces together. The fact that it takes so long for something to be changed is ridiculous. When you look at my recent games from the start of the season at rank 16 (previous legend) you will see 9/10 games against jade druid. Isn't that enough fucking proof that something is wrong. "Its only the first week the meta is still developing". Well do you know whats no longer developing on turn 6? My opponents fucking mana crystals.
Comment #40001!
ive had enough of spreading plague
btw I love how everyone feels the need to say that they are legend because if anyone doesn't, everyone else will shame them for it. What a crowd...