Hearthpwn

to the last mage i played arena with i was 6-2 i was winning and playing better in all the game then you started going face and pyroblast me saying thank you. just know that even dogs are better creatures than people like you you got lucky as hell when you should have lost and you BM to make the other person feel bad. i hope everything in your fucking life will go wrong, i didnt add you cause i know you wouldnt accept it.

trash in human disguise

I'm not one to use to get salty or use language, but I have one class left and I have one question.

WHO'S THE SOUL CRUSHING BASTARD WHO PUT BLIZZARD IN THE LICH KING'S DECK!

Quote from SoftPanzer >>

I feel like i'm losing my mind here, drowning in a sea of posts about "jade op", "pirate op", and of course, "insert deck name is anti-fun" and yet i'm sitting here unfazed. Sure, they can be a nuisance just like any deck, and sure, the past couple of months haven't been defined by pirates or more recently druids. BUT, playing against either of them doesn't make me my eyes bleed the way even seeing that blonde fucking goat faced dog-cheese milking pre-teen fuck Anduin. I swear, once in a while I google "fuck priests" or "priests are cancer" only to be disappointed by the lack of shared sentiment. 

The definition of priest is "watch me fuck you". I imagine they gave priests all the fuck you troll cards so that it would fit their historically widespread function as notorious molesters. Remove remove board clear remove board clear steal steal value value value, shove those cards up your cunt hole. I'm going to start introducing new people I meet to hearthstone and observing which deck they main, cause if they main priest I can rest assured that they're subhuman fungi with limbs and goat shagging genes overflowing in their gene pool since their primitive cave men ancestors got lucky and miraculously passed on their worthless genes for me to endure. 

Token Druid is so fucking retarded, everyone is using this cancer in the ladder and it is worse than face hunter at its apex. Jesus Blizzard you need new designers or something, every time you bring a new expansion you power up old archetypes and kill any diversity in the meta - until your nerfs / hall of fame garbo.

Fuck the lich king! It took me 8 hours of pure frustration until i finally got him with all 9 classes

Quote from Bonestorm >>

Fuck the lich king! It took me 8 hours of pure frustration until i finally got him with all 9 classes

Fuck the LK mage encounter it highlights the shit RNG factor to this game and nothing else.  There is no fun in hitting the restart button 5,375,289,321 times while waiting for the perfect combo of cards and praying that obliterate or blizzard doesnt fuck you before you can play a winning combo before turn 7.  

Quote from SoftPanzer >>

I feel like i'm losing my mind here, drowning in a sea of posts about "jade op", "pirate op", and of course, "insert deck name is anti-fun" and yet i'm sitting here unfazed. Sure, they can be a nuisance just like any deck, and sure, the past couple of months haven't been defined by pirates or more recently druids. BUT, playing against either of them doesn't make me my eyes bleed the way even seeing that blonde fucking goat faced dog-cheese milking pre-teen fuck Anduin. I swear, once in a while I google "fuck priests" or "priests are cancer" only to be disappointed by the lack of shared sentiment. 

The definition of priest is "watch me fuck you". I imagine they gave priests all the fuck you troll cards so that it would fit their historically widespread function as notorious molesters. Remove remove board clear remove board clear steal steal value value value, shove those cards up your cunt hole. I'm going to start introducing new people I meet to hearthstone and observing which deck they main, cause if they main priest I can rest assured that they're subhuman fungi with limbs and goat shagging genes overflowing in their gene pool since their primitive cave men ancestors got lucky and miraculously passed on their worthless genes for me to endure. 

Quote from chezwickcheese >>

Lich King fight is a great example of how out of touch this development team really is. I like the idea of the adventure but whoever designed this fight and the class specific debuffs needs to be shown the door. This is a giant kick in the dick to casual f2p players and new players. I am very  quickly losing faith and respect in Blizzard as a company.

My thoughts on post-expansion warrior pre-expansion: Maybe some new archetypes will arrive. One DK warrior, taking full advantage of whirlwind effects, And one fatigue warrior, never running out of value with death man's hand. Who knows what archetypes will arrive?

Warrior right now: Instantly know you're facing pirate warrior.

Tbf, it does make the mulligan a lot easier.

Can somebody hack me and delete my whole collection? I think I will never get rid of this shit game without this happening. This bullshit game designed for Down Syndromes and incest creatures only. Once great, now a game for motherfuckers. HELP ME GET RID OF THIS SHIT. This game makes me sick, I get headaches from this game. And I still play it. 

Son of a whore game. Fuck you Blizzard for destroying this game. And this community is also full of fucktards. QQ ARTHAS IS TOO HARD THE FREE CONTENT IS TOO HARD QQ IOM A MOTHERTFUCKING FUCKTARD. <- Community.

Same. I've only beaten Lich King with Mage and Priest. I had him down to 1 health on Hunter.

I hate the Lich King.

Quote from Arcengal >>

Quote from LobsterEmperor >>

Quote from Arcengal >>

### Fuck you Lich King
# Class: Hunter
# Format: Wild
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 1x (1) Arcane Shot
# 1x (1) On the Hunt
# 1x (1) Tracking
# 1x (2) Bear Trap
# 1x (2) Call Pet
# 1x (2) Cat Trick
# 1x (2) Doomsayer
# 1x (2) Explosive Trap
# 1x (2) Flare
# 1x (2) Freezing Trap
# 1x (2) Grievous Bite
# 1x (2) Lock and Load
# 1x (2) Misdirection
# 1x (2) Quick Shot
# 1x (2) Snipe
# 1x (3) Animal Companion
# 1x (3) Deadly Shot
# 1x (3) Eaglehorn Bow
# 1x (3) Kill Command
# 1x (3) Powershot
# 1x (3) Stitched Tracker
# 1x (3) Unleash the Hounds
# 1x (4) Prince Valanar
# 1x (5) Explosive Shot
# 1x (6) Ball of Spiders
# 1x (6) Deathstalker Rexxar
# 1x (6) Gadgetzan Auctioneer
# 1x (6) Reno Jackson
# 1x (9) Call of the Wild
# 1x (10) Yogg-Saron, Hope's End
#
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#

Substitute Call of the Wild with another spell or decent minion.

 Shocking. I called all of my decks "Fuck you Lich King" as well.

 I was getting a bit salty by that point. ^^

Sick and tired of this bullshit expansion already. Was fun for a short time, but ladder is full with degenerate faggots playing jade druid / pirate warrior again.  

HS as a whole has seriously never been less playable than now. In addition to the cancerous pirate warrios we now have the aids druids. Un'Goro was just a happy accident, the team does not know what they are doing.

Druids and Warriors, do the collective HS community a favor and just jump out a window.

Spent an hour trying to OTK the Lich King with DK Uther. Forgot I had to play the bounced Riders BEFORE using hero power to summon more, and thus I ended with 2 Thoras Trollbane and did'nt kill the Lich King.

Spent another hour to finally do it well. Fucking Lich King and fucking me for being stupid.

Is it even possible to defeat the Lich King with every class using only standard cards?
Right now I only managed to defeat him with Jade Druid and Ez big Priest...
Any tips for standard decks would be really appreciated...

FUCKING LICH KING I FUCKING HATE SOMEONE WHO MADE HIS AI 

What the fuck was that!?

0-1 arena, golden legendary mage with Flamewanker in his deck. Is this real life?