Hearthpwn

I'm done with this game. Good luck everyone, enjoy. 

Just faced a priest playing Devour Mind, Toughtsteal, Crystalline Oracle, Cabal Shadow Priest, Curious Glimmerroot and even Mind Control.

PLAY WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING CARDS ASSHOLE!

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Greetings thing again here. When I'm thinking about people who can't answer fucking greeting at the beginning of the game (which is a standard human interaction) must have been raised by fucking subhumans in a fucking cave. Or they are 7. Or fucking damn retarded. There is no other explanation.  

Just in case you are new - don't get excited by Hearthstone to the point of actually spending money on packs. It seems good to get the cool new cards to play the new decks - but you'll soon realise that there will always be new decks coming along that make your old decks and cards next to useless. The whole thing is a giant con designed to extract money regularly if you want to keep playing the top tier decks.

But netdecking top tier decks shows you are a sad and desperate moron. The playing experience is SHIT - no penalty for turn time abuse by roping, no autosquelch to shut up the wankers emoting, massive swings based on pure luck and random effects.

Basically Hearthstone is like an infected whore. You might drop some money and feel good initially but long term you will regret it.

 Just a public service announcement.

Quote from KociKociamber >>

Greetings thing again here. When I'm thinking about people who can't answer fucking greeting at the beginning of the game (which is a standard human interaction) must have been raised by fucking subhumans in a fucking cave. Or they are 7. Or fucking damn retarded. There is no other explanation.  

Most of the time I squelch automatically at the start of the game. Too many dipship who like to annoy you with "Astounding", "wow" etc.

Playing against Tier 1 Jade Druid's in Casual. Always a blast to play against... not.

if i could not que into a legendary card back holder my first arena match for once that would be great... 

sigh

I guess I'll just do my quests until the next expansion

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Just in case you are new - don't get excited by Hearthstone to the point of actually spending money on packs. It seems good to get the cool new cards to play the new decks - but you'll soon realise that there will always be new decks coming along that make your old decks and cards next to useless. The whole thing is a giant con designed to extract money regularly if you want to keep playing the top tier decks.

But netdecking top tier decks shows you are a sad and desperate moron. The playing experience is SHIT - no penalty for turn time abuse by roping, no autosquelch to shut up the wankers emoting, massive swings based on pure luck and random effects.

Basically Hearthstone is like an infected whore. You might drop some money and feel good initially but long term you will regret it.

 Just a public service announcement.

 

You know things have reached a new low, when you'd rather play against Pirate Warrior than degenerate Jade Druid decks.  Don't get me wrong, both are anti-fun ebola, but Jade Druid is incredibly dumb AF.  I'm now at the point I just auto-concede against Druid full stop.  I'm done.  I'll start playing against Druid, and start using Druid decks, when the Devs start properly balancing Druid-or sort out Jade Idol.  Until then I'll flat out refuse to use Druid.

Playing against a C'thun priest that has gotten him up to 13/13, he plays Free from Amber....guess what is summoned?.....A 13/13 C'thun!!! How is this even fucking possible???? What are the chances of that even fucking happening???? FML

Playing against a fucking retarded priest player with god luck... how the fuck can you be so lucky, poor failure of a player

It is fun to play "fun" out of meta decks. But its not fun to play against retards that play the same boring shit 6th month in a row.

For me 3,5 years was a maximum i could have handled. How long have you been fooling yourself that fun is what keeps you with this game and not your addiction to it? :P

Then why are you keep playing? Just stop. There are thousand of other better games. 

Just stop. Trust me you will feel better.

I am sure Blizz is working with hidden "buffs/debuffs". The worse you are, the better is your RNG. The fucking more often you get reported like me, you get RNG from hell. I mean, everytime I play ranked since I became a salty motherfuckers because of all you filthy crackwhores with your jade/aggrodecks I mulligan so bad. Midrange hunter? Here, all your high drops. Until turn 7 nothing to play. Rest of the deck full of those lovely small creatures. That is how I lose a game on rank 18 against someone playing a crapdeck as fuck with something like Malchezaar. 

Why again am I ragequitting after every game? Oh, I remember.

Please guys, help me get completely rid of this game. I hate this game but can't get away from it :(

Nice druid meta blizz. 4th druid in a row, playing the exact same deck. Lost 2 of them, won one, conceded the last, it's just boring.  

You play minions, they get 3/7 taunts, they have unlimited ressources thanks to ultimate infestation and nourish and stuff, and if you want to play a combo deck against them it better be exodia mage or paladin because they'll have a shit load of armor too.  

Druids are a curse, no matter the deck they play - either taunt up the ass or ramping into 8/8 Lichking or jade. Sick and tired of this bullshit. 

Why are you FUCKING playing Jade druid in wild? Is it because you have access to MULCH and LIVING ROOTS? You sick fucks, go play standard!