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FUCKING COCKSUCKING PRIEST EVERYWHERE 

This fucking game makes me so salty. All those arena runs are fucked up. Every game gets flipped around with some OP openings or bullshit.

Also fuck those packs. I buy 65 packs in total gold/money 15 more. 1 guaranteed gives me lilian voss wooptiedoo. Only DK hero is Garrosh from prologue. Then you see ppl getting fucking 2 golden legendaries in 1 packs + a normal one. When you haven't opened 1 golden legendary in 3 years of playing.

WHY ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING KFT CARDS. I just played 6 games in a row with my completely unique Death'zrilla deck just to be slaughtered by the good'ol Burn Mage and Pirate Warriors. I mean come on!

The RNG in this game can be stupid beyond words.  I drafted the Warlock Death Knight.  In 10 Games (Finished 7-3 Obviously), I drew the Death Knight 1 time despite having the Warlock Hero Power.  The 1 time I did draw it was in opening hand going 1st so had to Mulligan.  In the 10 Games never once drew it during a turn.

All this was capped off by super ridiculous last game that I lost to a Jaina Death Knight where I never drew my Warlock Death Knight despite Drawing 28 cards and only 2 cards being left in my deck.

I draft a great deck, far above average. But this doesn't really matter much as I start arena facing opponents at 11 wins.

Game 1: 0-0. A constructed deck: http://imgur.com/a/1ZQ7R

Game 2: 0-1. A constructed mage deck with all the best mage cards and elemental synergy, barely manage to win.

Game 3: 1-1. A constructed druid deck with innervates, ultimate infestation, etc. Constantly get him down to no health and he top decks moonglade portals and gets great results off it, I use mind control tech and get magma rager instead of the other 3 great options. Final turn, he is going to fatigue next turn and if he had 1 less health he would lose. I have about 6 cards in my deck left, most of which would either win - fireball, fireland's portal, frostbolt, or give me a chance to win - babbling book, some others I forget. I draw and get one of the only shit useless cards. I play a kabal chemist in my hand, and get a useless potion and lose.

Game 4: 1-2. A mage opens up with great murloc synergy, follows up with great card quality including shit like this: http://i.imgur.com/EqsvC8Y.png but I manage to win somehow.

Game 5: 2-2. Mulligan everything but still end up with a hand that forces me to hero power several turns in a row. I'm at two wins and two losses, the pain ends now right? The opponents will be easy? Right? Right? FUCKING. WRONG. This isn't Kripp or Trump who run into people who coin into hero power face up until 12 wins; this is me. http://imgur.com/a/M04aV Look at this fucking shit, a Medivh into a fucking Ultimate Infestation. AT TWO FUCKING WINS AND TWO FUCKING LOSSES, ARE YOU JOKING? Well it's like this every run for me so it's not surprising at this point. And yes, his result off it wasn't that great but it was still a disgusting turn doing all of Ultimate Infestation's effects on top of summoning a free 7/7 and the point still stands that the decks I run into at this point are absurd. Oh and naturally despite having a bunch of spells throughout this run I've managed to get exactly 1 proc off Medivh's staff. Anyway, I still manage to win somehow.

Game 6: 3-2. Now. In this game I didn't draw any good minions to play and my opponent had endless Stegosaurs. Overall though I think I was being silly earlier, I'm not unlucky at all. Consider the following:

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That's about all I have to say. By my count there are 86 different 5 cost minions. That one is by FAR the worst, and his followup was salt on the wounds forcing me to sheep my own minion to stand a chance at surviving. I've gone so far beyond mad that I'm now in a state of serene calm. I'm done with arena.

Fuck off with your Jade Druid decks who literally have 0 fucking changes since last expansion. Stop wasting oxygen you brainless fucks.

I put Skulking Geist in my control paladin deck to counter Jade Druid and it suddenly stopped matching me against them. I bet the 2nd i take that card out it will start putting me against them again. I'm onto your so called "Match Making" Blizzard.

I'm playing taunt/control warrior vs a mage. I control the board the entire game, get my quest off, have lich king on the board for 3 turns, bust through 4x ice blocks, run him down to 1 card left in his deck, 1 turn away from lethal. He plays 4x apprentices, time ward, into antonidas and infinite fireballs. FML.

Next game, I switch to warlock vs a rogue. Once again I control the board all game, get my death knight and summon a board of demons, 1 turn away from lethal. Opponent plays 3x sacrificial pacts out of nowhere and drops 3x giants. FML.

Just lost like 6 games in a row.

I opened over 30+ card packs, with no legendaries but 3 Dead Man's Hands,Glacial Mysteries, and 4 Toxic Arrows.
i'm so salty. I already had those epics, but almost no others in my collection.. I've already opened 2 toxic shots before. dusted them immediately. Fishing for good cards feels so bad. 

Any control vs control game between classes with reasonable DK heroes is now simply "who draws DK hero first wins". It's fucking ridiculous.

Quote from Unilythe >>

Any control vs control game between classes with reasonable DK heroes is now simply "who draws DK hero first wins". It's fucking ridiculous.

Quote from Rainbowhunter >>

WHY ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING KFT CARDS. I just played 6 games in a row with my completely unique Death'zrilla deck just to be slaughtered by the good'ol Burn Mage and Pirate Warriors. I mean come on!

found a better way to play rope everyturn

I'm currently on a string of playing 6 Priests in a row in ranked. I'm not salty about that, my deck actually fairs out pretty well versus them. BUT, I did just have a game where in my first 14 draws, I drew ZERO of my 10 3-5 drop minions in my first 15 cards. I still had it come down to fatigue, but when I dropped LK, I got the spell that destroys all minions but discards for each minion destroyed. When I destroyed his 3 cards, it discarded Barnes, Earth Ele, and Stonehill... after, as I just said, I drew 0 3-5 drop minions all game. 

I know everyone suffers from bad draws, including myself a lot more than I think the average person. But in my years of Hearthstone, I'm pretty sure that was the worst draw I've ever had.

if you think I should uninstall because playing priest then you are so wrong i enjoy this game means that i wont uninstall also dont act like stealing cards is a ''op'' thing just play junk then 

every game i play is against jade druid or token druid, ill give it some time for meta to settle but looks like ill just wait 4 months for next expansion, not fun to play against druid every game even if you play geist

Maaan cannot play my selfmade control hunter on rank 8 because game is queuing me with some fucking jade bullshit every single game

If it looks like the other guy has no way out on his turn and you think you have lethal next turn, do NOT say 'well played'

Just don't.

It doesn't matter whether or not you genuinely respect the other player or the way they have played or their deck.  It doesn't matter if you think you are polite signaling lethal.

Because, if you give an early "well played" from the winner's chair, you are confirming THAT YOU ARE GIGANTIC FUCKING COCK WITH THE SOCIAL SKILLS OF A TEENAGER ON THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM. 

Leave the fucking emotes alone at all times. Unless you just lost - in which case "well played" from the loser to the winner might be acceptable.

To reiterate:  'well-played.' from a winner before the loser offers it comes across as smug, arrogant, mocking, and makes you look like a social retard. 

In before "But I really do mean 'well played':" It doesn't matter. You LOOK like a giant cock. 

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If it looks like the other guy has no way out on his turn and you think you have lethal next turn, do NOT say 'well played'

Just don't.

It doesn't matter whether or not you genuinely respect the other player or the way they have played or their deck.  It doesn't matter if you think you are polite signaling lethal.

Because, if you give an early "well played" from the winner's chair, you are confirming THAT YOU ARE GIGANTIC FUCKING COCK WITH THE SOCIAL SKILLS OF A TEENAGER ON THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM. 

Leave the fucking emotes alone at all times. Unless you just lost - in which case "well played" from the loser to the winner might be acceptable.

To reiterate:  'well-played.' from a winner before the loser offers it comes across as smug, arrogant, mocking, and makes you look like a social retard. 

In before "But I really do mean 'well played':" It doesn't matter. You LOOK like a giant cock. 

Any deck with murlocs is retarted. Puke your hand on board and go face bs.

whats the fun playing decks like that? is it fun to feel like giant dick?