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Quest rogue is the bane of my existence. I wish the quest a terrible fate of nerfs and I hope one day I can look back at these moments and not feel the consuming rage that dwells within me right now.

F.u. quest rogue, I hope you choke on your own digital vomit.

 

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Primordial glyph is fucking the dumbest shit in the world. How the fuck am I supposed to play around 5 mana firelands//4 mana blizzards// 5 mana flamstrikes//4 mana meteors are you fucking kidding me? Then these retards have the nerve to "well played?" after building their entire decks around the always obvious RNG high rolls of "random mage cards" Fuck you blizzard for thinking "costs 2 less" should of been added to that 2 mana spell. 

 This is why people can stick it if they bitch about aggro in this meta.  The decks that counter it (Shaman, mid/control Paladin, Priest, even coin flip Warrior) are actually healthy and interactive.  The decks that lose to it are uninteractive quest Rogue and everything-RNG Mage.  Fly, Polly, and stick it in their arses.

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Fuck this game. Down to rank 5 and keep losing. I just suck at this game, there is no other explanation. Why the fuck do I torture myself still playing it?

 Rank 5 so early in the season, Feels not that bad man ;)

It's pretty awful considering I spent most of my spare time the last few days trying to hit legend asap. Rank 5 is the rock bottom for anyone who plays a meta deck and is actually trying.

I am on a baaaaad losing streak.  Got to 16, needed one win to flip to 15.

Been playing a basic taunt/control warrior deck and doing actually pretty well.  Then I get an Aggro Druid who has over 40 damage on the board by turn 4.  Well shit.

Then a Quest rogue who finishes the quest on turn 2, preps it out on 3, and has lethal on 5.  Never stood a chance.

Then I switch to Midrange Paladin and draw another Quest Rogue.  Finished quest on turn 4 and preps it out, finishes me on turn 5.

Then I switch to Quest Rogue and get utterly demolished by a Pirate Warrior.

Then I switch to Pirate Warrior and am up against a quest rogue.  I NEVER DRAW ANY WEAPONS THE ENTIRE GAME.  No upgrade, no Z'noth's first mate, no fiery win axe, no arcanite reaper, nothing.  There's 8 out of 30 cards that can get me a weapon.  I actually lasted in this game until turn 11.  I also mulliganed 3 of my 4 cards to start and picked up two draws in there.  That's 11 + 3 + 2 = 16 out of 30 cards I saw and not one was a weapon.  

My luck can't be that bad twice, I'll just stick with Pirate Warrior.  Another quest rogue.  Oh sweet, I should crush this guy.  He beat me on turn 6 without me ever drawing a weapon.  Well shit!

Back to Quest Rogue then.  Paired with Pirate Warrior, he plays N'Zoth and coins out Southsea on turn one, Fiery War Axe on turn two, the game is effectively over on turn 4.  FACK!

Fuck it, back to taunt warrior, that was working.  I draw elemental/token shaman.  He loads the board, I brawl it away.  The NEXT FUCKING TURN he loads the board with 5 more minions.  I topdeck brawl and wipe it out.  The next turn he LOADS THE BOARD with 4 more minions.  I pay 3 taunts (Stonehill + Public Defender from Stonehill + Alley Armorsmith).  He devolves them and clears with minions.  I play another Alley Armorsmith and another Stonehill Defender, drawing another Alley Armorsmith.  He devolves them again and clears.  He's basicaly out of cards now, he's had 1 card he's been holdin on to, which I'm sure is either Hex or Bloodlust.  I play the third Alley Armorsmith, he hexes it and he's now got a board full of totems and shit.  I topdeck into nothing useful, he summons a totem and skips his turn.  I again topdeck into nothing, he plays two blood lusts and finishes me off.  FACK!

Ok let's try Aggro Druid again.  Paired up with ... Warlock?  Yes, Warlock.  He soulfire/hellfires EVERYTHING I drop, then plays a Doomguard that summons TWO SILVERWARE GOLEMS.  Fuck it.  Concede.

Sticking with Aggro Druid, I'm up against a Quest Rogue.  Ok, this should be good.  He's sacrificed everything to keep my board clear, I topdeck into Living Mana on turn 5.  Sweet!  I play it.  He topdecks Vanish on turn 6.  FACK!  I topdeck Innverate.  FACK!  He plays the quest.  I topdeck another innervate.  FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

I know I'm on tilt at this point, so I know I'm misplaying here and there, but Jesus H.  

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I am on a baaaaad losing streak.  Got to 16, needed one win to flip to 15.

Been playing a basic taunt/control warrior deck and doing actually pretty well.  Then I get an Aggro Druid who has over 40 damage on the board by turn 4.  Well shit.

Then a Quest rogue who finishes the quest on turn 2, preps it out on 3, and has lethal on 5.  Never stood a chance.

Then I switch to Midrange Paladin and draw another Quest Rogue.  Finished quest on turn 4 and preps it out, finishes me on turn 5.

Then I switch to Quest Rogue and get utterly demolished by a Pirate Warrior.

Then I switch to Pirate Warrior and am up against a quest rogue.  I NEVER DRAW ANY WEAPONS THE ENTIRE GAME.  No upgrade, no Z'noth's first mate, no fiery win axe, no arcanite reaper, nothing.  There's 8 out of 30 cards that can get me a weapon.  I actually lasted in this game until turn 11.  I also mulliganed 3 of my 4 cards to start and picked up two draws in there.  That's 11 + 3 + 2 = 16 out of 30 cards I saw and not one was a weapon.  

My luck can't be that bad twice, I'll just stick with Pirate Warrior.  Another quest rogue.  Oh sweet, I should crush this guy.  He beat me on turn 6 without me ever drawing a weapon.  Well shit!

Back to Quest Rogue then.  Paired with Pirate Warrior, he plays N'Zoth and coins out Southsea on turn one, Fiery War Axe on turn two, the game is effectively over on turn 4.  FACK!

Fuck it, back to taunt warrior, that was working.  I draw elemental/token shaman.  He loads the board, I brawl it away.  The NEXT FUCKING TURN he loads the board with 5 more minions.  I topdeck brawl and wipe it out.  The next turn he LOADS THE BOARD with 4 more minions.  I pay 3 taunts (Stonehill + Public Defender from Stonehill + Alley Armorsmith).  He devolves them and clears with minions.  I play another Alley Armorsmith and another Stonehill Defender, drawing another Alley Armorsmith.  He devolves them again and clears.  He's basicaly out of cards now, he's had 1 card he's been holdin on to, which I'm sure is either Hex or Bloodlust.  I play the third Alley Armorsmith, he hexes it and he's now got a board full of totems and shit.  I topdeck into nothing useful, he summons a totem and skips his turn.  I again topdeck into nothing, he plays two blood lusts and finishes me off.  FACK!

Ok let's try Aggro Druid again.  Paired up with ... Warlock?  Yes, Warlock.  He soulfire/hellfires EVERYTHING I drop, then plays a Doomguard that summons TWO SILVERWARE GOLEMS.  Fuck it.  Concede.

Sticking with Aggro Druid, I'm up against a Quest Rogue.  Ok, this should be good.  He's sacrificed everything to keep my board clear, I topdeck into Living Mana on turn 5.  Sweet!  I play it.  He topdecks Vanish on turn 6.  FACK!  I topdeck Innverate.  FACK!  He plays the quest.  I topdeck another innervate.  FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

I know I'm on tilt at this point, so I know I'm misplaying here and there, but Jesus H.  

 

 

To the many Quest Rogues I faced today in casual, hell I am trying to do an Overload quest and you slackjawed basement dwellers think your the shit because you play a brokeback deck in casual mode, I know you are all nutless wonders so "Ranked" is not even a consideration, and you feel the need 2 emote (or try anyway, always squelch on curve) if you get an upper hand only to shame escape concede when the tide gets turned! this  kind of crap ticks me off, do me a favor and do a google search for your BALLS and attempt to play that deck with the big boys in ranked and try not 2 wet yourselves in the process...

OK rant 4 the day , salt unloaded thank you...

Why the fuck are Jade Druids coming back? So fucking stupid. Can we get a nerf? 

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Fuck this game. Down to rank 5 and keep losing. I just suck at this game, there is no other explanation. Why the fuck do I torture myself still playing it?

 Rank 5 so early in the season, Feels not that bad man ;)

It's pretty awful considering I spent most of my spare time the last few days trying to hit legend asap. Rank 5 is the rock bottom for anyone who plays a meta deck and is actually trying.

And here is the cancer in a nutshell this game has created. A ranked 5 player hits rock bottom on day 6 for the current season using exclusively meta decks.  The statement is such a condemnation to the current state of the game i'm actually speechless. This is NOT a shot at the player but a shot at the mentally the game has created.

 

I don't think someone's way of playing the game is better than the other's. If you enjoy playing casually with a homebrew deck, that's fine. Sure, I did feel pretty frustrated today, but overall I really enjoy playing competitively. I like to optimize my decks and I like to aim for high ranks. If this gives me joy, how is that cancer?

I just can't describe how I hate mage right now.

Omg..

Yeah, it's impossible to quit in this game.

That avatar though...

fuck you mage with you're fucking stupid alex and pyro and fireballs and ice block and glyphs and freeze shit fuck you you can only see him freezing you're board / playing ice blocks then burn you're ass

i still think zoo and maybe some murloc decks are smart aggro

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i still think zoo and maybe some murloc decks are smart aggro

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I have a 4/3 Scavenging Hyena on the board. Opponent Rogue has nothing. He played Hallucination last turn.

He plays Dirty Rat. OF COURSE he doesn't pull my Tundra Rhino. OF COURSE he doesn't pull my freaking Savannah Highmane. No, he pulls my Houndmaster.

AND OF COURSE HIS HALLUCINATION HAD GIVEN HIM MULTI SHOT!! OF COURSE!!!!!! WHAT OTHER SCENARIO COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN???

Holy Dog Shit Batman is there a Mage Promotion today I'm not aware of on ladder? 

Actually I don't feel so bad, 8 out of 10 of the peeps I am going fist to cuffs with on scrub ladder are golden Heroes ROFL!

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I'm so fucking sick of hunters. The retarded hyena with hounds is fucking retarded.

 

And highmane. People who play hunter have downs.

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I'm so fucking sick of hunters. The retarded hyena with hounds is fucking retarded.

 

And highmane. People who play hunter have downs.

 The thing I hate the most about hunter is 99% of them run the exact same shit, I mean try to be an original sheep.