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Playing discover mage aginst elemental jade-shaman. Must have done over 50 damage to him due to dobbel Kalimos and hotspringguardians. 

Then, when his hand is empty anf board frozen, he topdecks firelemental for lethal. 

Would have been dead so many times if it wasn't for incredible topdecks and ansvers,

You know what fucking pisses me off? My opponent spamming emotes because he thinks I made a mistake, just because I made a play that wasn't straightforward like his entire deck.

So I want to add this retarded smartass to maybe make him a little smarter by teaching how that play was correct. But no, he doesn't accept my friend request. He thinks I misplayed and he thinks he lost despite my ''misplay''

Blizzard, do you really want  Hearthstone to be fun and interactive? Remove the following cards:

• Ice block
• Fiery war axe
• Brawl
• Patches the pirate
• The caverns below
• Innervate
• Edwin

See? It's not that hard.

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Just had 4 quest rogues concede by turn 4 because I roped them... new counter? lmao

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Can we please get Fire Plume's Heart removed from the game?

 

Getting so fucking tired of cunt Mage pricks and their overpowered shit.  Discovering like 17 fucking copies of spells and shit like that.  What asshole allowed this shit to happen? 

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Turn 1 druid, 8/11 stats vomited on board. How does a respectable company allow this to happen?

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Turn 1 druid, 8/11 stats vomited on board. How does a respectable company allow this to happen?

This sort of thing is what makes me want to quit Hearthstone. It's so oppressive and extremely easy to play. With the exception of Patches the Pirate, it's also a low dust budget deck that can annihilate players with a full collection and 1000s of games worth of experience and knowledge. What can you do in that situation? I notice the opponent has the legend cardback too lol.

I've made a tiered list of my most hated decks in Standard right now.

Tier 1: Jade Druid (no variation of this is acceptable. Having infinite cards and drawing half your deck in a single turn isn't fun or skillful), Quest Mage (potentially infinite damage that you can't do anything about when they have the required hand), Quest Rogue (watching someone shuffle cards back and forth then charging face), Pirate Warrior (most mindless deck in the game that works far too often), Freeze Mage (stall, stall, stall, Alexstrasza, face spells, never interactive), Aggro/Egg Druid (just as bad as Pirate Warrior. No thought process, just cheese out wins on turn 5 or less), Murloc Paladin (basically an aggro deck in disguise. Putting Stonehill Defender in doesn't make it less oppressive).

Tier 2: Midrange Hunter (nearly every single one is the same, very little strategy to play and play against), Quest Warrior (fine to a point, but once they complete the quest it's coin flipping), Burn/Discover Mage (same as Freeze Mage, the common tactic is throw spells at face and then discover more for face), Secret Mage (I've always liked Mage secrets, but this one is so heavy on tempo that they can cheat out a ridiculous board presence on early turns), Silence Priest (again, you can create a ridiculous board presence before turn 5, and can win with dumb inner fire OTK), Evolve Shaman (doppelganger + evolve is a busted combo, and getting a loss from a bunch of crappy minions plus bloodlust isn't skillful).

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Quote from OldKeith >>

Turn 1 druid, 8/11 stats vomited on board. How does a respectable company allow this to happen?

This sort of thing is what makes me want to quit Hearthstone. It's so oppressive and extremely easy to play. With the exception of Patches the Pirate, it's also a low dust budget deck that can annihilate players with a full collection and 1000s of games worth of experience and knowledge. What can you do in that situation? I notice the opponent has the legend cardback too lol.

 i'd feel bad if he wasn't playing mage. might be more broken than paladin. 

Robo Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless face warrior net deck and cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season fucking noob loser ... Fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

Nothing has been infuriating me more, than having a solid curve on a deck only to draw nothing but cards 5+ mana. Opponent gets the nut draw, and curves out while I just get stuck hero powering for 5 turns. and not just one deck either, some days this seems to happens across all decks. :/

God, I never thought there would be a more annoying deck than pirate warrior... I was wrong... stupid druid, that bs needs to be fixed.

I was so happy when Rag rotated out because finally games would not be decided by rag coinflips anymore. But nope, Blizzard had to make the warrior quest

Should probably be in the Pepper Thread, but:

The time has come I stopped doing dailys again :)

You must be a brain damaged monkey to enjoy this game. At least the Brawl was fun as hell as that was the time skill did matter. No loses at all rules :)


Seriously, JUST FUCK THIS GAME THAT WAS ONCE GOOD.

When people that think Quest Rogue is a Tier 1 deck are able to beat someone who played top 200 legend when skill still mattered ITS A FUCKING CUNTGAME FOR MOTHERFUCKERS.

I hate people playing Quest Rouge 

And he kills me with topdeck Auchenai for exact lethal. Yup.

Today it looks like i just can't win any game. That's so frustrating.
This example was maybe the least bullshit of all.

Same here. Uninstalled HS on friday. 

This game's skill cap is so frustratingly loooow and popular meta decks have nothing to do with fun... If not for the mobile app which makes my running sessions on gym much easier i would have stopped doing dailies aswell.

well deserved lose for playing fucktarded burst mage