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I am so sick of people using the phrase fucking "MetaGAme" and not really understanding what the fuck they are talking about so I am just gonna go ahead and educate any moron who comes across this post and happens to read it. The word meta comes from greek, and means to change. is in the word metamorphosis or meta data. So what metagame means is the way in which the game changes either from rank to rank or week to week. So to put this in perspective the meta game of hearthstone is roughly a breakdown of what decks are being played and which decks they do well against and which decks they struggle against. So the meta game for last week and this week is pretty priest heavy, and probably will eb for awhile, but before that it was taunt warrior and control priest heavy, and before that it was quest heavy across the entirety of the fucking game. So when you are saying the words "Blizzard fucked up the metagame", no no they fucking didnt you pleb, the way people are playing the game that blizzard gave us is ruining the meta. They presented us the options and a large group of us decided to hunker down in our deck archetype camps and complain about all the other camps. Stop using the word meta game like it means something profound or nebulous. It's not impressing anyone besides the endless groups of sheep that also think and bleet like you. For all of you using the word right. Disregard this rant. 

That will be all. 

 Wtf who is this nerd

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I am so sick of people using the phrase fucking "MetaGAme" and not really understanding what the fuck they are talking about so I am just gonna go ahead and educate any moron who comes across this post and happens to read it. The word meta comes from greek, and means to change. is in the word metamorphosis or meta data. So what metagame means is the way in which the game changes either from rank to rank or week to week. So to put this in perspective the meta game of hearthstone is roughly a breakdown of what decks are being played and which decks they do well against and which decks they struggle against. So the meta game for last week and this week is pretty priest heavy, and probably will eb for awhile, but before that it was taunt warrior and control priest heavy, and before that it was quest heavy across the entirety of the fucking game. So when you are saying the words "Blizzard fucked up the metagame", no no they fucking didnt you pleb, the way people are playing the game that blizzard gave us is ruining the meta. They presented us the options and a large group of us decided to hunker down in our deck archetype camps and complain about all the other camps. Stop using the word meta game like it means something profound or nebulous. It's not impressing anyone besides the endless groups of sheep that also think and bleet like you. For all of you using the word right. Disregard this rant. 

That will be all. 

 

 Wtf who is this nerd

 That is a very photosynthesis statement, if I may say so

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Dude, Schrute adds so much fun to this Thread don't tell him to not post here anymore!

It's fucking pathetic that bots can play this game and get past rank 4

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Just beat golden aggro druid in casual with my Lakkari warlock. FeelsGoodMan

So when was the last time i faced a Hunter that didn't have Highmane on turn 6? My guess is a round 100 Hunters ago... GG.

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Just beat golden aggro druid in casual with my Lakkari warlock. FeelsGoodMan

 Casual aggro players are the worst.

Probably the same as the last time I faced a Hunter who did NOT have Alley Cat + Hyena + Razormaw in opening hand.

EVERY.  SINGLE.  TIME.

I started keeping track.  When I play Quest Rogue, this happens 100% of the time and I get trounced.

When I play Midrange Hunter, I end up with 2xSavannah Highmane and like Rhino or something.  Reedick.

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Just beat golden aggro druid in casual with my Lakkari warlock. FeelsGoodMan

 Casual aggro players are the worst.

 Overall I agree, but sometimes I find myself with a quest like 'Play 10 weapons' or something that kinda corners you into an aggro deck, and dont feel like playing such a deck on ladder, so have to do it in casual just to get the gold and move on.

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Dude, Schrute adds so much fun to this Thread don't tell him to not post here anymore!

 I never told him not to, I love his posts.  I simply was curious about the purpose of them is all, as it seems the same as typing offline is all.  Just a stream of consciousness haha.

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Dude, Schrute adds so much fun to this Thread don't tell him to not post here anymore!

 I never told him not to, I love his posts.  I simply was curious about the purpose of them is all, as it seems the same as typing offline is all.  Just a stream of consciousness haha.

 it's because he wants everyone to know he's the best player, who always plays flawlessly. he's simply really unlucky, unluckier than any other human on this planet. also the programmers knew who he was, and that he would play their game one day, so they programmed in bad matchmaking that would only affect him. 

 

so im just trying to fuck around at rank 5 zero stars and still facing absolutely insane meta decks, and i realized how GARBAGE the meta is right now.  in order to beat aggro decks, you QUITE LITERALLY need to clear the board, every single turn, until they run out of steam. that shit's just not fun. 

ok fuck this bullshit even casual is fucking dumb.  im runnning aggro decks in casual because fuck fun.  i hate fun, and fuck you all for ruining the game. 

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Dude, Schrute adds so much fun to this Thread don't tell him to not post here anymore!

 I never told him not to, I love his posts.  I simply was curious about the purpose of them is all, as it seems the same as typing offline is all.  Just a stream of consciousness haha.

 it's because he wants everyone to know he's the best player, who always plays flawlessly. he's simply really unlucky, unluckier than any other human on this planet. also the programmers knew who he was, and that he would play their game one day, so they programmed in bad matchmaking that would only affect him. 

 

WHY DO EVEN PEOPLE SCAM OTHERS IN 80G QUESTS ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDS OR WHAT? IS THIS WHAT THEY WANT TO BE IN THE FUTURE JUST FUCKTARDS THAT SCAM OTHERS?

i shouln'dt be salty because im playing pirate warrior in casual, but i ran into an anti-pirate (with golakka crawlers) pirate warrior.  in casual.  

drawing like shit.  i guess im being punished for playing pirate warrior in casual.  draw only my 4+ drops on the mulligan, then draw patches....i thought aggro was supposed to win faster. 

then vs druid who draws double innervate and coin on turn 1.  free wins in casual guys, just queue into me and you're guaranteed to draw the absolute nuts. 

third fucking game in a row i draw ZERO early game, as pirate warrior. 

maybe arcanite reaper is too slow.  

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third fucking game in a row i draw ZERO early game, as pirate warrior. 

maybe arcanite reaper is too slow.