Hearthpwn

Yeah I'm all for your right to vent and be salty here, but when it's now veering into 'fucking kill me please' territory, maybe time for some forum mod intervention.

I have full board, rogue has none. Proceeds to bounce boar and south sea for 20 face damage.

thanks for the psychological analysis, armchair experts!

so murloc  paladin is completely unbeatable. 

but when i play it, its fucking garbage.  figures. 

i super love losing, kill me please

Tavern Brawl.

10 Rogues in a row.  I quit.  Fuck all of you retarded pussies that can't play anything else.

how am i supposed to play around counterspell when i cant, when the alternative is worse?

Casual now is full on cancer

sweet, back to the rank 5 final boss

and its the worst possible matchup for my deck, again. 

edit: what the fuck.  back to back worst matchups, just like before. 

edit 2: ok so happy ending, i won that second one.  for the future, i think the key to beating the living mana turn is to completely ignore it if you're at a safe life total and instead just put down a big threat of your own so they're forced to trade (or if they have innervate savage roar, you're just dead anyways so dont worry about it). 

edit 3: 3rd druid in a row at the rank 5 final boss.  blizzard hates me. 

edit 4: won that one too, but that wasn't the final boss. :(   4th druid in a row. 

edit 5: lost that one becaues i can't beat the absolute nuts.  back to rank 10 for me. 

edit 6: rogue mirror, in which i get an absolutely abysmal mulligan.  i just want fucking rank 5 so i can stop stressing over ladder.  

edit 7: 18/18 edwin > quest rogue.  back to the final boss. 

edit 8: rank 5 finally. pirate warrior who topdecked lethal, but swung with weapon first so southsea deckhand no longer had charge. 

It could be worst, you could be like me and never get lvl 19, always 20 and that's it.. :(

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I'm on losestreak to rank 17-18 pirate warriors. just kill me (and them too, they don't have brain and balls anyway) 

 Just put a 2 crawlers in your deck. It won't help you against them or to rank up, but you'll magically stop facing them altogether and just have a useless 2 mana beast against all the other archetypes.

Not a complaint per se, but I really wish I could report these golden pirate warrior bots in wild that take 5 seconds per action in the most mechanical manner.

Just lost 7 straight games because I couldn't draw a 1 or 2-drop even after full mulligans, as an aggro deck! Really frustrating not playing on turn 1 or 2 as a face hunter or murlocadin :(

When someone says (in another thread), "I hate {names all female characters} because I just can't play as a woman in this game."

Yeah and how do you think we feel being stuck with more men than women? Suck it up, buttercup!

Have you tried silence priest, Fred? I got to 19 a couple of times before switching to that archetype, and now I'm suddenly stuck bouncing between 14-15. (I'd like to go higher, but I'm impressed to have gotten this far!)

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When someone says (in another thread), "I hate {names all female characters} because I just can't play as a woman in this game."

Yeah and how do you think we feel being stuck with more men than women? Suck it up, buttercup!

fuck mill decks.  i sincerely hope you die a painful death.  SINCERELY. 

god fucking damnit x 1,000,000

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMNED SHIT YOU CAN PLAY PIRATE WARRIOR AND GO FACE

HOLY GODDAMNED FUCK

HOLY GODDAMNE FUCING SHIT

fucking kill me.  please. fucking kill me. 

8 straight losses to actual bot programs playing pirate warrior in wild. I've encountered bots before in wild, but 8 straight matches versus bots?

Already hate pirate warrior as it is, but wasting my time every turn with their delayed actions is a no-no.

They're definitely not mobile players either. Blizzard needs to crack down on the bots again.