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All this f*cking match pairing are RIGGED!!!!! RIGGED!!!! I TELL YOU!!!! 

One of these days I'd like Freeze Mage to go away. There is truly no other deck that is that unfun to play against. 

I couldn't agree more. Just had a game against a Medivh mage that pulled 4 Ice Block off their various abilities and minion battlecries. I had lethal on board for 5 consecutive turns and lost. 

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 I reach rank 5 effortlessly nearly every month as well (some exceptions pre UnGoro - the meta was just too boring). But if you can't get high than rank 15 there's no way you play perfectly ;). Doesn't even matter what deck you use (I hit Rank 2 5* with a Kazakus Priest last season...)

 Throw some of that luck this way. Because I get the shittest draws this game has ever seen. 

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i quit.

i cant do this anymore. no amount of playing perfectly is going to overcome the insane bad luck i am for some reason forced to expereince in ever game.  

 

 You are rank 15 and you actually think you play perfectly :D

Haha I love your posts man.

 DKSchrute #1504 on NA, you're welcome to spectate any time.  

FWIW I hit 5 every month that I put in any effort (this month being the exception), and am currently somewhere between 10-2 and 12-2 in Wild.  I usually don't put any more effort after 5, but last month I kept going and peaked at rank 3. 

 I reach rank 5 effortlessly nearly every month as well (some exceptions pre UnGoro - the meta was just too boring). But if you can't get high than rank 15 there's no way you play perfectly ;). Doesn't even matter what deck you use (I hit Rank 2 5* with a Kazakus Priest last season...)

 Like I said, DKSchrute#1504 on NA.  Add and spectate any time.  

About 20 games to get a homebrew murlocadin from 16 to 15. Maybe I should just netdeck a better one. :P 

They should ban having more than 1x Pyroblast in arena -_-

Edit you got to be kidding me:

- 3 matches as warlock in arena, 3 mages. 1-2 score thanks to 3x Pyroblast to my face in total. What the hell.

When will they realize that murloc is fun to play but too much murloc is OP.
Endless wave of that stupid creature
Oh and  fuck that Divine Favor 3 mana draw half of his deck WTF is that
I tried Flame Strike that deck 3 times already and it's more and more
just please remove the health buff TY

Seriously what is wrong with arena. Every mage seems to have lethal and just smorc.

Not talking about lategame smorc. But whenever someone has the chance, spells, battlecries everything goes face now in arena. What the fuck.

5/6 mages I faced in three runs had a minimal of 1 Pyroblast or received one when they needed it -,-

In my control paladin I have both Hungry Crab and Golakka Crawler in my deck. In matches against murlocs I draw golakka crawler and in matches against pirates I draw hungry crab. It's starting to get to me. 

casual needs to be renamed "cancer"

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Climbing ladder from 15 to 9 and meeting tons of Frost/ Secret/ Quest mages aka. cancer class aka. no skill class what so ever. I honestly do not think I could be saltier than right now. Getting a win streak which is then destroyed by these cancer mages.... There are 9 freaking classes yet all I meet are freaking mages.... Nerf mages because they have too many freaking tricks !!!

I frikkin hate quest rogue its so frikkin annoying ughh. Crystal core gives them frikking 1 mana 5/5s or even 0 mana 5/5s they should nerf it man

I am not even mad. I actually pity the person that has to play pirate warrior in casual.

I ranked a bit and wanted to test my quest giant secret mage. First match as usual: Fly Polly.

I actually pity the person that plays pirate warrior in casual. That you accomplish so little. That you just decide to farm gold from noobs/casual players/new deck tryouts. I sense a level of sadness I haven't sensed in a long time.

I have posted here before about my first match in casual being Fly Polly. But it's seriously not a joke. Every single 1st casual game starts with fly fucking polly.

What the heck is fly polly?

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Climbing ladder from 15 to 9 and meeting tons of Frost/ Secret/ Quest mages aka. cancer class aka. no skill class what so ever. I honestly do not think I could be saltier than right now. Getting a win streak which is then destroyed by these cancer mages.... There are 9 freaking classes yet all I meet are freaking mages.... Nerf mages because they have too many freaking tricks !!!

 3 words: Eater of Secrets. Of course, if you put that in your deck you'll instantly stop seeing secret mages.

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Is it me or every time against a hunter i get awful hands and they high roll the fuck out their draw?

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What the heck is fly polly?

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What the heck is fly polly?