Hearthpwn

Adapt just makes the games SEEM slower because people are fucking stupid and struggle with even the most basic of decisions. Counting to 3 was hard enough for most pirate warriors, jade druid and shamans. Now you have to force them to count to 3 ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD make another decision. 

It just prolongs the game for no reason. 

Hunters.... I play on mobile. My cards usually block my HP. turn 3, let me check see how much life i have. He has 2 minions on board. HOW THE FUCK IS AT 12?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How the fuck did you vomit so many fucking cards and go face over and over again? This is the true class type for the 'spray and pray' type players. 

Here's a fast list of what you can do to interact with spells, off the top of my head. 
WARNING: I AM NOT A BLIZZARD DESIGNER, I DON'T HAVE 20 YEARS OF GAME DESIGN EXPERIENCE, A HIPSTER BEARD AND FLANNEL JACKET SO I MIGHT BE A NOOB AT THIS SORRY GUYS

These are simply abilities a minion could have.

1- All spells must target this minion
2-Battlecry: Look at opponent's hand
3-Reveal all cards your opponent draws or discovers
4-Battlecry: Discard a card from your opponent's hand ( NOT AT FUCKING RANDOM, IDIOTS ). Deathrattle: Return the card
5-Pick a card from your opponent's hand and put it on the bottom of their deck
6-Your opponent plays with their hand face up
7-Discover a spell from your opponent's hand
8-Pick a card from your opponent's deck. That card can't be played as long as this minion lives.
9-Prevent all damage to your hero from spells
10-All players have spell damage -2

And so on and so forth. AGAIN KEEP IN MIND: I AM NOT A WEIRD CREEPY VIRGIN WITH A BARREL OF 20-SIDED DICE ON MY DESK SO I MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW TO COME UP WITH IDEAS FOR A SPACE AGE FUTURISTIC CARD GAME LIKE HEARTHSTONE.

Ranked is the ever infested shit hole of just 'my opponent will ALWAYS draw better than you' land. Incredible how poor my luck is in ranked mode. 

It's as if it's rigged. OHHHHHHHHH WAIT. It is. 

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Playing Renounce Darkness and Explore Un'Goro decks for fun in casual is completely pointless. 8 out of 10 decks in casual are cancer and 9/10 are copied directly from the net. Fuck this no tavern brawl bullshit D: 

 That's why I started playin ladder from last month. Same shiat basically, sometimes even easier.

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Stuck at rank 15 since yesterday. My quest rogue, which got me to rank 5 last season, is doing nothing. My token druid isn't making any progress. Pirate warrior can't get a win streak. I must not know how to play my Dragon and Lyra miracle decks, because they're getting shit on. And the ol' midrange hunter only gets me a couple wins before my streak is broken and my rank tanks.

 I started yesterday off at rank 15 with 1 or 2 stars and ended the day with 0 stars. I got to rank 14 twice today and I'm currently sitting at rank 15, 0 stars. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm playing most of these decks properly, but I'm losing more than half of my games. I've had maybe two win streaks in 20-40 games. 4 days ago, I was sitting at rank 4 and the games didn't seem particularly difficult. I knew that, if I had a few more days to grind, I could hit legend. Now, I can't stay past 0 star rank 15 for longer than a couple games at a time.

 I never should've pre-orded un'goro and I never should've picked up Hearthstone again after so many years. This is pretty much the only game I play that I regularly feel hatred for. Every moment I've played Hearthstone in the past two days has been a complete waste of my time.

 See you son. No one is gonna miss you and your cancer decks.

Your decks are fine. You gotta expect people to be salty in the salty thread as most of them think ALL quest rogues get their quest completed by turn 3 at the latest. Gotta remember forums full of greedy deck players and lots of control loving players- which almost doesn't exist anymore in top meta form at least. 

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Meta(cancer)decks in Casual-Wild mode.

What the fuck.

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Stuck at rank 15 since yesterday. My quest rogue, which got me to rank 5 last season, is doing nothing. My token druid isn't making any progress. Pirate warrior can't get a win streak. I must not know how to play my Dragon and Lyra miracle decks, because they're getting shit on. And the ol' midrange hunter only gets me a couple wins before my streak is broken and my rank tanks.

 I started yesterday off at rank 15 with 1 or 2 stars and ended the day with 0 stars. I got to rank 14 twice today and I'm currently sitting at rank 15, 0 stars. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm playing most of these decks properly, but I'm losing more than half of my games. I've had maybe two win streaks in 20-40 games. 4 days ago, I was sitting at rank 4 and the games didn't seem particularly difficult. I knew that, if I had a few more days to grind, I could hit legend. Now, I can't stay past 0 star rank 15 for longer than a couple games at a time.

 I never should've pre-orded un'goro and I never should've picked up Hearthstone again after so many years. This is pretty much the only game I play that I regularly feel hatred for. Every moment I've played Hearthstone in the past two days has been a complete waste of my time.

 See you son. No one is gonna miss you and your cancer decks.

 What, you mean my tier 2 decks that are no longer competitive at top ranks? You're seriously butthurt over tier 2 decks?

 

Why am I STILL getting topdecked by hunters, usualy killcommand, in 20 fucking 17

Every other fucking deck I have faced is quest rogue, I can't get a fucking break. Don't think I've ever beaten one quest rogue as a priest. I hate this game

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Bullshit op mage decks in arena topdecking their firelands portal -,-''

was playing a wild reno control paladin (my own build, from scratch) and it usually does pretty well against a lot of meta decks. anyway, i was playing against dragon priest, which is an unfavorable match up but i usually can eek out with the win. opponent had 5 cards in hand, 1 in deck, same for me, and he played a Drakonid Operative, discovered the golden monkey which happened to be the last card in my deck, and used it to kill me. this was after he got rag off of Free From Amber. 

100%, no salt, i legitimately do not understand how pirate warrior is considered a good deck.  it can draw really poorly a lot of the time, just like any other deck.

pirate warrior is so so so so fucking bad.   i can't get out of rank 15 because of how bad it is.  i am way better off running priest imo.

Just  a casual turn 4 game against druid

Sigh un go'ro had potential but. Meh.
Well see you next expansion, blizzard, where you will still not get 50$ preorder money. 

If eventually I can just play a control deck where the games don't end with face burst or ragnaros coin flips, give me a call. Would be a nice fresh perspective on hearthstone don't you think? We've already had the 3 years of aggro and ragnaros flips, maybe instead of instantly replacing ragnaros as a primary win condition, you can just find a new job? May I suggest research at a burger lab in one of America's fine high tech McDonald's kitchens? Feel free to experiment there on all the way that you can squirt ketchup on buns and leave the rest of the world alone and free from your shitty designs.