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Ya know, I play this game for fun, but every time I hit a floor, I concede to the following decks just because I find them so fucking obnoxious that I can't bear to play another game against them:
Yeah, so you guessed it, I usually play control, just so many hard counters. Fuck this meta.
I have all the heroes in golden, I've been hitting rank 5 the last 18 months, hitting legend 4 times. I have all the cards.
But yesterday I told myself.. Why do I keep playing this game? I have done all that is to be done. And one thing popped up in my mind. It is this page. I have the need to comment in the pepper thread that I'm still having good rng, and I need to comment in the "Headed to legend" thread how successful my month was. Only to impress people I don't know, and most likely never will know.
Why do I have to reach legend every season? Why do I have to play 300 games of Hearthstone to reach a rank you'll never get anything out of - besides bragging about it? Hearthstone is a shallow game, and I don't know why I play it.. But I will play it more. I will reach legend one more time, and I will brag about it in here. Not particularly this thread, but definetively at this page.
This game is wierd. I am wierd.
Everything that isn't about elephants is irrelephant.
Everything that isn't about elephants is irrelephant.
Yeah fuck me for getting frustrated, angry, and salty, and then using the appropriate thread to vent about it. Anyone else want to laugh at my expense?
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I have yet to meet a hunter that doesn't have Savannah Highmane on turn 6 or top decked at turn 6. I swear the odds of this are off the charts, RNG my ass its all lies.
Having played quest rogue to complete a rogue quest and either my draw sucks or everyone else I see who plays the same cards are amazingly lucky but never completing the quest before turn 8 if not later... and having to survive until that turn takes skill... not luck. Luck is getting your quest completed turn 2-5. Even with 8+ cards to pop cards back in the hand.
And SchruteBucks- please stop responding to people's comments on how they are the unluckiest. This is a place to get the crap off of your chest, not to throw crap at other people. They aren't saying it to belittle your unlucky-ness but talk about their own.
Playing Renounce Darkness and Explore Un'Goro decks for fun in casual is completely pointless. 8 out of 10 decks in casual are cancer and 9/10 are copied directly from the net. Fuck this no tavern brawl bullshit D:
respond once to someone "STOP RESPONDING!!!!!!!"
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How often does anyone else mulligan a card, only to draw it again before hitting 2 mana?
Fuck Quest Rogue.
Quest Rogue the most broken archetype in the history of hearthstone.
More then half a deck of minions, unable to draw one in 5 games. GGs RNGesus. flippin a coin has better odds then drawing a good card.
Every expansion just more archetypes with the VOMIT CARDS ASAP, VOMIT, FACE, VOMIT, FACE. Oh, your opponent got taunt? You lose. Go vomit cards and go face again until you win. Make interactions happen with literally shoving cards into your deck to force actually interactions. You don't have taunt? Opponent will disregard board and go face unless they are FORCED to interact with the taunt. Like, why not just have a single player game then if you NEVER interact with your opponents? Play card, go face.
Like, everyone just goes face, then sends me angry messages when they lose? Like.... seriously? I win 1MAYBE 2 out of 30 games (AKA the coin flip). Why you crying.
"Better players" aren't even technically better. They just play more, that's all they do. You play 10 games, with 4 wins. they play 20 games with 8 wins. Same & . Just more and more games to counteract the actually coin flip mechanics of each match.
Woo died to rogue having thalnos + eviscerate + mimic pod evisceratex2
Lesson: Delete all face damage spells from the game.
Death should come strictly from the board, unless you finally want to make discard or counterspells. There's nothing whatsoever I can do to prevent dying from spells only.
This frustrating dumb mechanic has been making everyone hate the game since the start and the devs are just clueless.
I see right now on reddit "Best meta ever" for ranked. Guess what. Less burst. More control decks.
So keep it up, idiots, and remove cards like fireball, frostbolt, evisecrate, kill command etc. More expensive ones like Firelands are probably fine, but enough is enough with this crap. Fireball is way too flexible of a card.
Or just print some god damn counters to spell. It doesn't take a genius to do that instead of designing another shit "all or nothing at random" mechanic like Adapt. OH BOYS DO I GET +1/+1 OR POISONOUS THIS TIME WEEEE LET'S SEE THIS IS SKILL.