Hearthpwn

No problema with a rogue killing me on turn 3, actually I prefer that death as opposed to say Quest Mage facing me down with nothing I can do but watch after I got him down to death three times, good times.

dirty rat doesnt trigger the quest

This meta is fucking bullshit really. So mage can just dump cards into their hand from nowhere, and I have no fucking way of planning for their fucking rando cards. Rogue is out of control on the miracles and quest front. Shamans dead. Warlocks basically dead. Paladin is basically a murloc loaded mess, with way too much potential for shenanigans. Druid's pretty much dead. Pirate warrior is still a thing (thank god for that, amirite?), taunt warrior is, it's whatever. Hunter has never been stupider fuck crackling raptor. Priest isn't even worth talking about. This on top of all the other random/discover mechanics, and you have a game that is basically just rng on crack. Why don't we just fuck the card game all together, and just make the winner whoever gets the fucking coin. Fuck you blizzard! Oh also thanks for taking Danny Pudi, putting him in your videos and making him one of the most cringe worthy pieces of shit I have ever seen. The fuck is wrong with you blizzard, this game used to be good?

I really need to start video recording my games. I shit you not, my days has been quest rogue, quest rogue, quest rogue, pirate warrior, quest rogue, pirate warrior. I say fuck it and give in to temptation and craft a murloc paladin agro deck. my next 5 GAMES are taunt warrior. Why can't they just make the game fair?

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Why is adding people such a fucking fiesta? I add people, to be nice, and they either go, "What?' or "Yeah?" or flame me because I guess they think I'm about to flame them, but I always just say GG. They then proceed to tell me how they expect to be flamed. To which I can't help but think, "Really? Maybe its how you greet people?" Things like GG or just waiting to see what they say before spewing off like a fucking moron could actually lead to positive interactions. IDK how triggered I get when someone says What or Yeah. Fucking grow up. If we were playing face to face after the game and I stuck my hand out to shake your hand, IE a show of friendship/respect, would you stare at me like a moron and say What or Yeah; or would you shake my hand and say Good Game? HS has no fucking respect for itself and its players have no respect for themselves or each other. Its a joke.

Just got from 30 to 0 in one turn by a rogue... because they needed more cheap spells (petals) ROFL... It's great to see Blizzard delivering from their fun and interactive stance... They have to be politicians

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I really start to think that Kripparian was right when he said to move the Health cap to 40.

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I know how to play Arena correctly. I honestly thought this deck would go at least 5 wins. I didn't even got to play any legendary.

Why does every fucking single pirate warrior emote well played when they have lethal? Seriously i don't get it...fuckin fucktards...still playing this braindead deck in the new meta and on top of that bm...

What exactly does greetings really mean? I see people do it to streamers and me when I forget to squelch. I make  a mad play or they are about to get lethal and they emote greetings before doing it. Does it really mean something like "greetings, you are so bad that I only just remembered I was playing you"?

My favorite Hearthstone mechanic is that you're not allowed to draw your secret eater when you're against mage and not allowed to draw any kind of ooze against a warrior or hunter.

I'd love to play this game.

Sadly mages exist

Just D/E'd all my wild sets to craft everything standard and they introduce something worth playing wild for. Feelsbadman. 

Played from 11 til 01 this eventing, seeing it was the end of the season anyway i played around with a homebrew

 Kazakus warlock. Lost 2 ranks. 

i faced 6 quest rogues, 1 miracle rogue, 4 mid range hunters, 4 taunt warriors, 2 pirate warriors and 1 Silence priest.

Much fun, very original. 

Salt? Why so much hatred against the Salt? Lets think about it, we place it on our hand before a tequila shot right? U place it on a strippers neck after the lime for a body shot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdMfCNyeGg0

GUYS I DID IT!  I MADE IT TO THE LATE GAME VS QUEST ROGUE!

edit: I realize that picture doesn't tell the story.  It was turn 3 and the quest was completed.

edit2: also, this is in wild.  fuck this guy, i hope he dies for real.

So lemme get this straight.  If Cruel Dinomancer gets discarded, the second one infinitely resummons itself?  who the fuck decided that was a good idea?