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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MURLOC SHAMAN.

WHAT THE FUCK. 3 IN A FUCKING ROW. 

Three times turn 5 done with the quest, turn 6 everyfin is awesome. Same BS as with the goddamn rogues.

How the fuck do you people keep playing a game that is decided by turn 2 or perhaps 3?? WOW - FUN AND INTERACTIVE ... All about stupid ass fucktard combos played on curve from 1 - 3 .... FUCKING FUN

Fucking bullshit rogue quest, Lightbomb, 2x Dragonfire Potion. No-fucking-thing works.

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And fuck off with your pathetic bullshit pirate warriors. It's fucking rank 10 in wild. Go play your cancer bullshit in standard you mindless pathetic cunt. ''My thanks'' when you lethal? Did you get a good rub on yer micropenis after that laddy? 

I mean, you played so well youknow! Did everything right. You dropped them pirates good kiddo. Skill-lacking pathetic piece of shit.

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Fucking Taunt Warrior has to GO.  Gime a break.  Why do they have to allow these decks to exist?  Its so fucking canerous and impossible to deal with.  There arent enough silence options.  Every fucking matchup is a gauranteed loss with that cunt shit.  But, like any brainless, unskilled deck - it does allow those that are "mentally disadvantaged" to win so I guess thats the silver lining. 

 And when you tech your deck with silence that is a fucking dead card when you play against the cancerous quest rogue.

This game is fucking broken. 

 Yep - the game does NOT support tech cards anyways.  They ALL suck and waste space unless drawn at the perfect time and you get the right matchup.  Im so fucking tired of the Blizzard apologists and their "just tech your deck accordingly" bull shit.  It doesnt work.  Ever.  

Every fucking matchup right now is 1 of 4 possible Quests and every one of them is super easy to trigger and way overpowered.  Ive hardy any NORMAL fucking games lately.  None.  Its just solitaire Mage, Game over turn 4 Rogue, Imposible Taunt Warrior, or Buffed Murloc Shaman.  Thats IT.  So fucking sick of it.  Those 4 quests are automatic wins unless the person playing it has chromosome damage.

It's been a nice start of the season for me...

except for those new freeze mages out there, as annoying as they can get...

and for the game's playerbase still consisting on kids who were never loved by their parents and whose only way to dodge suicide attempts for another 15 minutes is emoting like the bunch of dirtbags they are.

But well, I guess that's just something we will never ever get rid off in this game, will we?

I'm so fucking tired of the fucking Rogue Quest being completed turn 2, then prep into it and then your face gets raped by flames and boars and pirates. Blizz, please fix this fuck up of a card

Teched against Quest Rogue - now 50% loss/win against that deck. Lose to taunt warrior, quest priest, elemental Shaman, and especially the beast hunter... still stuck at fucking rank 15.

The last Legendaries I opened were, in the following order: Tirion and Grom (which I had already crafted before), Millhouse, Spiritsinger Umbra and the two Druid ones from Un'Goro. Damn Blizz, just give me golden Epics already. :/

Screw all the midrange hunters out there. Its the same curving out and going face shit with scavenging hyena

Ice block popped turn 8

Opponent has 2 molten reflections,  sorcerer's apprentices in hand, quest complete

topdecks Antonidas after time warping

But now we're good.

Great mage draft, 2 useful legendaries, plenty of quality spells and minions. Goes 0-2 to start with and ends with 2-3. What utter fucking garbage is this game and why am I wasting 5 gold and playing out 5 games to get shit on by literal misplaying fucking idiots. What a fucking embarrassment of a game, there is zero skill needed to play this game at all you just shit out cards and a monkey can win.

this game is fucking shit i fucking hate it everytime i get beaten by a deck and i go and play that deck  i get beaten by the same deck i was playing before or when my opponent has good rng and i have shit i lose straight away how is this fair this game is completely thrash ium gonna delete my account forever fuck this shit im gonna get a bot

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST MAKE THE GAME SO RETARDED MONKEY BABIES CANT JUST SHIT OUT CARDS AND HIT FACE REPEATEDLY AND STILL GET WINS, THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO. stop ruining my fucking game with your braindead stupid decks shitting out whatever they want and still being allowed to get a single win. Aggro is for retards. stick them all in the same mmr and let them play 12 second games while the rest of us have a brain.

Ahh new day new luck for Hearthstone!

Let's open up wild mode for some wild crazy HS fun!

First match: Fly Polly!

*Logs off*

Soooo, this the way Hearthstone is played these days? Laughable.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of this game. This bullshit turn 4 crystal core cancer is getting out of fucking hand. Keep your sad BS to standard mode. 

Every fucking time I switch a deck, I have to face 2x quest rogue in a row. I can just auto-concede. Because I am sick and fucking tired of facing these pathetic shitdecks in wild mode. What the fuck is wrong with this game.

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Hands up anyone who thinks this expansion improved the game...?
No-one? 
Didn't think so...