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Quote from Sheena314 >>

Pirate Warrior in Casual mode?

REALLY?

 

Quote from Ogobum >>

Quote from Sheena314 >>

Pirate Warrior in Casual mode?

REALLY?

 

 Easy fix, just make the anit-pirate CW build from the front page.  You won't face a single pirate.  Plenty of better control builds, and several C'Thun - seriously, it's sad losing to C'Thun Rogue.

how to make it 7 turns as a warlock and never have to resort to using your shitty hero power:

1. be my opponent

2. always have discard cycle bullshit in your opening hand

3. be my opponent

4. draw the nuts every turn

5. be my opponent and get insanely lucky constsantly

wins don't come because you played better (also every deck guide is useless).  wins come because you get luckier. 

shamans who always have tunnel trogg into totem golem - enjoy it while it lasts you fucking degenerate pieces of shit.

i truly do not understand how there are pirate warriors in non legend rank.  you could easily and brainlessly play pirate warrior to legend, without thought or any sort of hearthstone experience whatsoever.

me, in 99% of all games: "great....fucking awful draws, looks like my opponent once again drew the nuts for 5 straight turns."

whats it fucking take to get good draws.

in other news, you cant play enjoyable decks on ladder. you have to play decks that make you want to kill someone.  netdeck or rank 20. 

You can be that guy walking around with his fly down, a giant zit on his nose, smelling of BO, with shitty toilet paper sticking out of his jeans - or you can be really fucking repellent and play pirate warrior, Jade Druid, Jade Shaman, Dragon Priest or a Reno Kafukus deck. Fuck all those decks and their "pilots" - I'd rather socialise with a shit sculpter who has just finished work. Your rank is meaningless  "meta" netdeckers and everyone despises you. 

TO ALL MILL PLAYERS, GO PLAY FUCKING SOLITAIRE, 3D PINBALL OR PLAY WITH YOUR TINY DICKS. YOU BRING NOTHING TO THIS GAME JUST JERKING YOURSELF OFF WHILE EMOTING. THERE WAS NO SKILL IN WHAT YOU DID, YOU JUST DREW THE CARDS THAT YOU NEEDED.

Quote from DrDynamite1 >>

that feeling when opponent plays cancer dragon priest, gets 3 operatives, steals your kazzakus 2 times and gets 3 potions meanwhile you hasnt drawn your kazzakus yet. nice game design, blizztards

God I made such a fucking stupid mistake to this ridiculous jade druid in arena and lost the game thanks to it.

Also why the fuck can druid have 3x Jade Idol in arena + Jade spirit minimal 1x

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TO ALL MILL PLAYERS, GO PLAY FUCKING SOLITAIRE, 3D PINBALL OR PLAY WITH YOUR TINY DICKS. YOU BRING NOTHING TO THIS GAME JUST JERKING YOURSELF OFF WHILE EMOTING. THERE WAS NO SKILL IN WHAT YOU DID, YOU JUST DREW THE CARDS THAT YOU NEEDED.

Got to rank 6 five stars and then it all started going backwards.

Why I always have hated Tempo mage. Turn 7 -> Firelance portal face, Turn 8 ->2 x frostbolt plus ping face. Turn 9 -> 2 x fireball face. 

Well played sir. Well Played.

This game is a fucking joke, how can a one sided match get screwed by only one fucking rng card, i never raged this hard in my entire life.

Cabal chemist into dragonfire potion i had a full board he was at 4 health, and that was it, god fucking damn it.

Oh yea, it was in arena

When you just want try out a fun deck in Casual Wild and you are faced with Standard Ladder decks especially pirate warriors, Why do people do this?

First legendary in a month and I get nat the dark fisher. At least +400 dust.

Playing the partner tavern brawl, I'm on rogue, retard on druid (most likely a regular druid player as explained in a moment)  retard instead of playing jade idols KEEPS SHUFFLING them into the deck.  Asshole, you only need to shuffle 1, play that shit, so we can kill the fucking taunt pricks.  Holy shit he was a retard, I wish I could remember every retard play he made, but there were too many.  Most likely typical brain dead jade druid player.

I remember why i dont bother playing casual mode anymore cause its Exactly like Ranked but its basically ranked 20. Its Full of nothing but pussies who are playing netdecks for Quests, just play ranked and learn how to play ladder.