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SECRET AGENT, COMING THROUGH

SECRET AGENT, COMING THROUGH

SECRET AGENT, COMING THROUGH

SECRET AGENT, COMING THROUGH

if the next set and rotation dont place a bit more priority on skill, im done with hs for good.  there's too much reliance on card draw rng to win you games. 

A single ladder game against face  tempo mage.

Concede T3.

Nah, Arena's still better.

I made a deck that currently has a 100% win rate against pirate warrior.

It sucks against everything else, but oh man, it kills pirate scum. I made it past rank 10 so now I just sit there sniping these idiots. BM and rope every game as they slowly realise they can't win. 

Hurry up new meta! 

I'm actually astonished.

The last few games I've been playing pirate warrior. Yes, that's incredibly disgusting from me and I do not feel even the slightest pride because of doing so. I just played it because I was sick of jade druids, and wanted to maybe understand the deck better so I can combat it better.

But the average pirate warrior is SO FUCKING AWFUL. I'm not kidding they are actually dogshit bad. I knew they are worse than the average player, but I thought people saying they were retarded were just joking.

So I've beaten every other pirate warrior I've met. Even though I had pretty crappy starting hands against most (especially the last one, I drew double upgrade and he a perfect curve).

Pirate warriors don't know that the pirate mirror is a tempo matchup. They just go face like retards, doing shit like not even trading their Fiery War Axe into my 3/3 Bloodsail Raider. And WHEN they trade it's always wrong, last game for some reason someone decided to trade into my 3/2 Acidic Swamp Ooze with his Arcanite Reaper even though the only way he could possibly still win that match was by rushing me down.

What is going on? Pirate warrior is the easiest deck in the game yet they SOMEHOW manage to screw up everything they're doing. And these are people who've hit rank 5 yet belong in the tutorial. I've actually just lost a whole lot more respect for pirate warriors, which is astonishing aswell because there wasn't a whole lot to begin with.

Playing Discard lock against mage... me - 20hp and mage - 2hp... no soulfires left...that fucker get 2x ice block from cabalist tome at turn 8, then frost nova from babling book... and at the end he get from last babling book Polymorph Boar and finish me.. of course "Hello" and "Well played"

This is why I get salty.

Aggro Downfall : Last games were very funny and interactive. 

I like the design of  Arcanite Reaper, it' s always an hard challenge to find the best way to use this card.

just played the grosses deck ive ever seen in arena.  15 straight turns of aggressive tempo plays.  no exaggeration. 

Playing control shaman against jade druid. In my deck I have 8 minions, the rest is heal and Aoe. At the time I conceded I had 10 cards left in my deck. Guess where my minions where.

GOOD FUCKIN JOB BLIZZARD! GOOD NERF! THANKS FOR THE PIRATE WARRIOR!

can someone ask Brode on twitter why he loves Pirate Warrior so much? HOW THE FUCK THEY ALLOWED THIS DECK TO BE SO STRONG!!!

Groucho Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Noob trash eat shit ... Fucking brainless little bitch ... Look my stats and look ur u suck fucking noob trash ... Eat shit and die ... Give me ur adress and I come and blow your fucking imbecile head off

5 Pirate warriors with golden portrait and legend cardback in a row :) rank 2-3. Better to fuck yourself you fucking "legends".  Is this even fun? I just give up to play standart at this moment cause i wanna vomit. If u guys love to farm these fuckers, just play wild reno mage and thats it. So fuck these people and if u play pw, fuck you too.

To all those playing freeze mage in casual: Once I see what you are doing, I will close the game and walk away.

That way you can finish the game how you seem to like to play - with yourself.

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Can we please talk about the fact that there are only full tier 1 cancer decks at rank 19-20 ?

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wtf . . . today's brawl is another example of poorly tested designs. team 5 is really looking worse and worse to me.

Wow a PW. So fun and interactive *infinite roll eyes*

People who rope every turn need to be temp banned. Hearthstone is not a hard game. If you do this, it's because you're an asshole purposely trying to waste peoples time, or you are a retard with less than 60 IQ.

How does every mage have pyroblast in arena now. 4 out of 5 I faced had it or got it from babbling book etc. etc.

And ofcourse the same mage had saved an acidic swamp ooze for my ashbringer. Because he definitely knew I had tirion all along.

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Wow a PW. So fun and interactive *infinite roll eyes*