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#33470 Mar 10, 2017 (Aggro Downfall)
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i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

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#33471 Mar 10, 2017 (Aggro Downfall)
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i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

thats on you then. the deck is ridiculously easy with very few counters

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#33472 Mar 10, 2017 (Aggro Downfall)
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i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

thats on you then. the deck is ridiculously easy with very few counters

yes and i experienced those counters in the first 4 games. its called "drawing like garbage while your opponent draws the nuts on every turn."

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i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

thats on you then. the deck is ridiculously easy with very few counters

Jade Shaman is not ridiculously easy. Even pre-nerf Aggro Shaman wasn't really easy (but still much easier) as you had to know how to position and burst with Flametongue Totem. Now I may not understand properly. If you refer to all the game being easy, then yes, I agree shaman is easy. If you say Midrange Shaman is easier than decks like Miracle Rogue or Dragon Priest, then it's not true. Renolock may imply more decisions, but other reno decks aren't superior to this aspect either.

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Quote from jferrante831 >>

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i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

thats on you then. the deck is ridiculously easy with very few counters

Jade Shaman is not ridiculously easy. Even pre-nerf Aggro Shaman wasn't really easy (but still much easier) as you had to know how to position and burst with Flametongue Totem. Now I may not understand properly. If you refer to all the game being easy, then yes, I agree shaman is easy. If you say Midrange Shaman is easier than decks like Miracle Rogue or Dragon Priest, then it's not true. Renolock may imply more decisions, but other reno decks aren't superior to this aspect either.

God forbid I forget to put my flametongue totem BETWEEN two minions instead of NEXT TO one!

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Quote from AndreiRO >>

Quote from jferrante831 >>

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

thats on you then. the deck is ridiculously easy with very few counters

Jade Shaman is not ridiculously easy. Even pre-nerf Aggro Shaman wasn't really easy (but still much easier) as you had to know how to position and burst with Flametongue Totem. Now I may not understand properly. If you refer to all the game being easy, then yes, I agree shaman is easy. If you say Midrange Shaman is easier than decks like Miracle Rogue or Dragon Priest, then it's not true. Renolock may imply more decisions, but other reno decks aren't superior to this aspect either.

flametongue positioning made the deck hard?

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бюрер Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play brainless deck and cant get trough rank 19 ... Fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...

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Great design with Reno Blizz. Create a card where people have to build the most inconsistent deck possible so that it's impossible to play around anything. Does this Renolock magically have 5 AOE cards or just a bunch of healing crap? Will this Reno mage draw Reno by T8 even though he plays no draw whatsoever? There's no way of knowing. So you're forced to play a bullshit RNG game instead of actually being skillful and playing around things. I've played Reno decks before too. It's pretty much just "I hope I get the card I need right now" every turn.

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Jade decks make me miss Lightbomb in standard.

Missing a point here. Clear the Jade Druid's board of Jades. Next turn, 1 mana 11/11.

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thanks guys, i needed the confirmation that i was a fucking idiot for not being able to immediately jump to legend with midrange shaman. any losses to bad card draw were entirely my fault.

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I like to confuse my opponents by placing flame tongue totems at the end of the board. It perplexes and surprises them... This is the art of war.

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I feel like there's someone at Blizz HQ who just sits there and matches people up based on what would be the most ridiculous counter. For example, playing against secret mage with two mirror entities and two counterspells as greedy ramp druid. Nobody ever plays that deck. And this guy gets matched up against literally the best situation he could have with that deck.

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#33482 Mar 11, 2017 (Aggro Downfall)
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I also like to make it past rank 10. I then switch from meta deck to troll deck specifically made to counter my enemies. A personal favorite is secret mage to destroy my most hated deck: ramp Druid. For this is the art of war.

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Rogue vs Priest in Arena... He played one card in 5 turns so I had got him to 12 HP and I had lethal on board... Guy plays Forbidden Shaping,gets Chillmaw out of it and even dares to emote "Well Played" cause him having a Dragon in hand means my board gets completely cleared and I lose the game on spot.... Wow gg wp Anduin,you should give a shot to Heroic Brawl... I bet you'd get 12 wins playing Hunter cause your ridiculous luck would make all your opponents disconnect....

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i'm now starting a new loss streak: 0-2 with jade shaman

edit: 0-3

edit: 0-4, doing great guys...........

thats on you then. the deck is ridiculously easy with very few counters

Jade Shaman is not ridiculously easy. Even pre-nerf Aggro Shaman wasn't really easy (but still much easier) as you had to know how to position and burst with Flametongue Totem. Now I may not understand properly. If you refer to all the game being easy, then yes, I agree shaman is easy. If you say Midrange Shaman is easier than decks like Miracle Rogue or Dragon Priest, then it's not true. Renolock may imply more decisions, but other reno decks aren't superior to this aspect either.

flametongue positioning made the deck hard?

Flametongue positioning and overload control were important if you wanted to play the deck well. Believe me or not, I had to go to legend to finally see people using flametongue for burst (that's sad considering how many were playing the deck).

But I'm not saying aggro shaman is hard. No deck from this meta is hard at all.

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Just another streak of easy 12W decks at 5+ wins. Boarclears? Check. Malchezaar? Check. Other quality legendaries on top of that? Check.

I'd like just one of those. I'm tired of running priests with no boardclears and pre-patch minion quality.

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duck you idiot discover. Sucking cancer random discover priest and rogue. Keep get power overwhelming in discover. Wtf. Every time exact lethal. 1 attack minion in board, I just ignore go face, set up lethal next turn. Well played bm , then use double PO. Wtf.

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Why why all of sudden all the damn Warlocks on ladder are playing Zoo?!?! C'mon guys it's the last season you can play Reno in Standard make use of it instead of vomiting your hand onto the board.... I don't know is it cause some streamer played it? Or is it cause it's favored against those Jade Druids that are supposed to be flooding the ladder but that I still haven't seen any of? Can someone please enlighten me? Cause the fact that I don't know how to mulligan against Warlock anymore pisses me off to no end....

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Opponent draws insane draws on every turn and thinks he played really well.

Blizzard - please nerf Divine Favor.

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Yay more braindead fucks abusing jade druid

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