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So annoyed of these thread starters that keeps on complaining a card should be nerf. Complaining this deck is cancer. It is just they can never play their favorite decks so let's nerf this! nerf that!

i quit hearthstone forever

priest is too goddamned strong, and you cant have fun anymore.  you either  hate yourself or accept losing every game

going to rage concede back to rank 15 in wild too, because fuck it

I wish Blizzard would come clean about their ladder matchmaking system peaking at your card list and choosing opponents somehow based on it. At this stage I just firmly believe they are outright lying. I don't know whether it is to keep winrates of certain broken decks under control or to encourage purchasing of new expansion packs. I just made an inner fire priest deck (total cheese balls I know) but my 4 matchups have been 1) Reno Priest 2) Dragon Priest 3) Pirate Warrior and 4) another inner fire priest! I literally have not seen an inner fire priest on the ladder in weeks of play easily playing 3 hours a day. The second I make one however... fucking manipulated matchmaking - somebody should investigate this and sue them for breach of contract - selling us one thing "a collectible card game with random rank based matchmaking" but giving us "a collectible card game with mathmaking manipulated to keep deck winrates advantageous to our business"

(Edit - I know this is not statistical proof. I know about confirmation bias. I know about sample sizes. This is just one more small dataset in a long history of suspicious bullshit observed over multiple seasons. I have a degree in pure mathematics and graduate qualifications in statistics. Please don't embarrass yourself trying to argue mathematically, statistically, or logically - I'm probably better than you at those things - it's how I make my living.)

Edit 2 - followed by 5 consecutive pirate warriors - all of a sudden Shaman and  Jade Druid do not exist. 9 consecutive games only Priest and warrior - I'll now change  decks.

Edit 3 - switched to a strange Pally deck. Hunter, Paladin, warrior, Mage, Jade Druid, warrior, Mage, hunter, priest, mage

oh look the meta changed when I switched decks it was 33% priest 67% pirate warrior - now it's only 10% priest and 20% warrior - just for a laugh I'll switch back to inner fire priest now

apparently aggro/water rogue is really strong right now.  i am positive i have never won a single game with it.

ah i just had to use 2/1 charge murloc to kill off bran........lemme topdeck warleader next turn.

Just went 7-0 with my filthy net-decked Pirate Warrior.

Spending the entire time BM'ing all you netdecking Renolocks, Aggro Rogues, Dragon Priests, Jade Druids and Jade Shamans. You all deserve it! Not so clever now, are you! I hope you had as much fun losing to boring, broken, crap as I've had over the last few months. 

how is it mathematically possible for one person to be this unlucky? 

this is fucking  insane!!!!!!! both times my charge murloc got killed off, i topdeck warleader on the very next turn.  how is this fucking possibl????!!!!!!

i cant do this

its just

crazy how lucky everyone but me is. 

What's the pre-Arena input code to get Kazakus in all your warlock and priest decks? Surely it's not just a coincidence that I've faced 6 in a row. 

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What's the pre-Arena input code to get Kazakus in all your warlock and priest decks? Surely it's not just a coincidence that I've faced 6 in a row. 

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What's the pre-Arena input code to get Kazakus in all your warlock and priest decks? Surely it's not just a coincidence that I've faced 6 in a row. 

At the end of turn 2 Pirate Warrior has done 8 damage. That's turn freaking 2.

Also if you play Dragon Priest, you are scum. One of the scummiest control decks ever conceived. Dragon Priest is tryhard which is obvious from the overpowered operative.

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At the end of turn 2 Pirate Warrior has done 8 damage. That's turn freaking 2.

Also if you play Dragon Priest, you are scum. One of the scummiest control decks ever conceived. Dragon Priest is tryhard which is obvious from the overpowered operative.

 

Opponent misses lethal, I get to punish by playing Reno Jackson, but just before I play it I get disconnected from the client and lose the game.

God damn. 

GOD DAMN

I'm already regretting this Heroic Brawl. Yesterday I was watching streams, there were a LOT of Priests, so I should be fine with Renolock, right?

No, here, take 5 Jade Druids instead, all with perfect curves, because fuck you and your 1000 gold. And where were the people with the weaker or meme decks? Everyone I've watched faced so dumb and weak decks, even at 2-3 wins, but all my opponents have perfectly competitive tier 1 Jade Druids?

Sure game, that was fair and fun. For a strange fucking reason I have a feeling that the moment I went with Miracle Rogue, I would suddenly face only aggro Warriors...

Edit: back to arena, 1-1 with a shitty Warlock, opponent Hunter misses lethal, plays 3 legendaries, just the usual I guess.

Blizzard still can't balance Shaman and forever will remain broken. Lost to Jade Shaman as Dragon Priest even though I had a 5 card advantage of him. He kept consecutively topdecking Jade Lightnings and Cheiftans to get 7/7 and 8/8 jade golems. Jade is the most stupid/broken mechanic ever introduced. No midrange deck should be able to topdeck and 7/7 or higher for less than 7 mana. 

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i cant do this

its just

crazy how lucky everyone but me is. 

Returned in february, hoping for good. Bought all 3 adventures, get a staple MSoG card pool, played a lot. The meta and the game becomes a pure dice roll. I rolled 3 opponent 8, thats it. Arena is dead after the patch,i dont know, maybe f**k this game and return to MTG, or look for some not so random online tcg? I was looking or Un'Goro, but it seems the meta will be even more broken then now...

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i cant do this

its just

crazy how lucky everyone but me is. 

 Crazy that you still play this game even though about 40% of this thread's posts are from you.