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Hope Brode's bosses read this thread so they get an idea of how badly the design team have ruined a once playable game. All the potential deckbuilding fun has gone because 90% of the player base just pick a top level netdeck without thought - and because of the poor game design it will be overpowered and not punish misplays or encourage strategy.

The Reno decks all play themselves, removal on curve into Reno into bran kafukus into some big drops. The dragon decks play themselves - early buff dragons or historians into  Drakonid. The only decision with Shaman is how late to play the lightning storm. If Jade Druid gets early removal the endgame is unbeatable. It's Rock Paper Scissors with some big swing cards that decide games depending on whether or not  they are drawn.

Every expansion brings some DELIBERATELY unbalanced cards to give the "meta" decks an unfair edge. This creates pressure for people to buy packs from the latest expansion. All Blizzards bullshit about monitoring things while we suffered pirate decks playing STB was just their way of delaying the nerf to maximise sales of the packs. It's a gigantic con. There is no way you are building a collection of playable cards with long term utility - pay Blizzard their quarterly blood money to buy packs to play the current cancer decks or get shit on by the newbies playing decks screaming for a nerf who haven't seen through the con yet.

Add to that no penalty whatsoever for abusing the turn timer by playing to rope, no autosquelch option to disable the 10 year olds spamming their bullshit - it's easy to forget - and you end up with a game that was once so good but is now a steaming pile of shit. 

Quote from ShQQta >>

Hope Brode's bosses read this thread so they get an idea of how badly the design team have ruined a once playable game. All the potential deckbuilding fun has gone because 90% of the player base just pick a top level netdeck without thought - and because of the poor game design it will be overpowered and not punish misplays or encourage strategy.

The Reno decks all play themselves, removal on curve into Reno into bran kafukus into some big drops. The dragon decks play themselves - early buff dragons or historians into  Drakonid. The only decision with Shaman is how late to play the lightning storm. If Jade Druid gets early removal the endgame is unbeatable. It's Rock Paper Scissors with some big swing cards that decide games depending on whether or not  they are drawn.

Every expansion brings some DELIBERATELY unbalanced cards to give the "meta" decks an unfair edge. This creates pressure for people to buy packs from the latest expansion. All Blizzards bullshit about monitoring things while we suffered pirate decks playing STB was just their way of delaying the nerf to maximise sales of the packs. It's a gigantic con. There is no way you are building a collection of playable cards with long term utility - pay Blizzard their quarterly blood money to buy packs to play the current cancer decks or get shit on by the newbies playing decks screaming for a nerf who haven't seen through the con yet.

Add to that no penalty whatsoever for abusing the turn timer by playing to rope, no autosquelch option to disable the 10 year olds spamming their bullshit - it's easy to forget - and you end up with a game that was once so good but is now a steaming pile of shit. 

 

playing on an alt ..using all 3 servers opening a minimum of 1 vanilla pack per day for the last 18 days on all 3 servers 

the results : 4 epics ..3 golden rares ..

year of the mammoth is going to be awesome 

random effect XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This fucking game is so fucking rigged Jesus

12 loses in a row 12 FUCKING LOSES

No matter what i use to play i always i said always face my worts matchup

Playing as a jade druid, faced only PW

Switch to mid range druid, faced Jade druids

Swicth to aggro paladin, dragon priest

Switch to Reno mage, fucking miracle rougue and or jade shaman/druid

Switch to N´zoth Reno  hunter faced only renolocks 

In all cases i faced 2 of each i just faced my hard counter deck

Fuck you blizzard i wont spend i dimme until you fix you fucking clow fiest MMR system

PIRATE WARRIOR NEEDS TO BE PATCHED LIKE OIL ROGUE... PLEASE

I have faced 8 straight Druids and then 5 straight Paladins.... fuck this shit....

I have to really post this, as I am salty as shit.

I am 1 card away from a 30 druid cards quest completed, so I decided to give the brawl another shot.

Ok, first matches I play as Kazakus, no big deal. It's a bit annoying, but well, how could that ruin my mood?

Kazakus vs Aya!

Opponent gets better early game (basically because I have not much like a curve). I try to stabilize my turn 4 vs a Lotus Illusionist with a Hired Gun and a Blowgill Sniper waiting in hand. Then opponent's turn 5:

1/1 Jade Golem, then Patches the Pirate... wich pulls another Patches the Pirate... wich pulls another Patches the Pirate.

For some reason, opponent still attacked the taunt with the 3/5 instead of sacrificing those tokens to get the 6-drop, but still I was in an awkward position. But well, I played Raza the Chained and so I can juggle a bit with potions to keep opponent at bay. Then opponent reaches turn 10.

Kun the Forgotten King into Kun the Forgotten King into some drops. However, after lots of struggles (due in part to me being unable to draw any of the big AoEs), I still can slowly get over that and turn the game in my favor.

At this time it would be important to notice how poor a player that was, as it kept misplaying for a long time before and after these two kuns, with fails such as "swapping a damaged jade golem so I could steal it with Potion of Madness" or "not triggering Jade Shuriken combo".

I was starting to get opponent to lethal range. Had board advantage and health advantage. Opponent plays: 3rd Kun the Forgotten King into the rest of its hand. An unfortunate setback, but not enough, I can get over that too and push more. I finally make it reach Felfire Potion range. Of course I don't draw it, but some turns after I finally got the Aya in a situation where I have enough damage on board to finish this even after trades.

But what does opponent topdecks? 4th Kun the Forgotten King! Gets 10 Armor, so I can no longer beat it unless Felfire Potion finally gets drawn from free hero power. Wich does'nt.

3 Patches, 4 Kuns, and still a not fucked up curve and good topdecks every single time... how many dicks you sucked for that? SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY?!

Then just to add insult to injury, next 3 matches are Aya vs Aya, and my opponent concedes at turn 5 at best, before I can't even play that druid card that would get my quest done after getting awful plays such as turn 2 raw Jade Shuriken to my 30 Health face.

WHAT THE FUCK HAS ALL THAT SHIT BEEN?

Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

I have to really post this, as I am salty as shit.

I am 1 card away from a 30 druid cards quest completed, so I decided to give the brawl another shot.

Ok, first matches I play as Kazakus, no big deal. It's a bit annoying, but well, how could that ruin my mood?

Kazakus vs Aya!

Opponent gets better early game (basically because I have not much like a curve). I try to stabilize my turn 4 vs a Lotus Illusionist with a Hired Gun and a Blowgill Sniper waiting in hand. Then opponent's turn 5:

1/1 Jade Golem, then Patches the Pirate... wich pulls another Patches the Pirate... wich pulls another Patches the Pirate.

For some reason, opponent still attacked the taunt with the 3/5 instead of sacrificing those tokens to get the 6-drop, but still I was in an awkward position. But well, I played Raza the Chained and so I can juggle a bit with potions to keep opponent at bay. Then opponent reaches turn 10.

Kun the Forgotten King into Kun the Forgotten King into some drops. However, after lots of struggles (due in part to me being unable to draw any of the big AoEs), I still can slowly get over that and turn the game in my favor.

At this time it would be important to notice how poor a player that was, as it kept misplaying for a long time before and after these two kuns, with fails such as "swapping a damaged jade golem so I could steal it with Potion of Madness" or "not triggering Jade Shuriken combo".

I was starting to get opponent to lethal range. Had board advantage and health advantage. Opponent plays: 3rd Kun the Forgotten King into the rest of its hand. An unfortunate setback, but not enough, I can get over that too and push more. I finally make it reach Felfire Potion range. Of course I don't draw it, but some turns after I finally got the Aya in a situation where I have enough damage on board to finish this even after trades.

But what does opponent topdecks? 4th Kun the Forgotten King! Gets 10 Armor, so I can no longer beat it unless Felfire Potion finally gets drawn from free hero power. Wich does'nt.

3 Patches, 4 Kuns, and still a not fucked up curve and good topdecks every single time... how many dicks you sucked for that? SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY?!

 

Then just to add insult to injury, next 3 matches are Aya vs Aya, and my opponent concedes at turn 5 at best, before I can't even play that druid card that would get my quest done after getting awful plays such as turn 2 raw Jade Shuriken to my 30 Health face.

WHAT THE FUCK HAS ALL THAT SHIT BEEN?

Renolock. Reno Mage. Jade Shaman. Dragon priest. Jade Druid. Renolock. Reno Mage. Jade Shaman. Dragon priest. Jade Druid. Renolock. Reno Mage. Jade Shaman. Dragon priest. Jade Druid. Renolock. Reno Mage. Jade Shaman. Dragon priest. Jade Druid. Renolock. Reno Mage. Jade Shaman. Dragon priest. Jade Druid. Renolock. Reno Mage. Jade Shaman. Dragon priest. Jade Druid. 

Welcome to rank 20 boys. So. Fucking. Boring. Clearly the pirates are higher up. How can anybody have any sense of satisfaction rolling the netdecks that have ruined the last month on ladder? It's just so sad how many people can't do anything other than "me play Shaman me netdeck" or "me play control - me netdeck Reno Mage " or "me craft Ayala so me play netdecked Jade Druid"

Even the salt thread pisses me off these days. "I played Renoloc and got matched with Jade Druid so I switched to midrange Shaman and got smorced by Pirate warrior so I tried that and FML I got Renoloc" STOP FUCKING PLAYING THE CANCER NETDECKS PEOPLE - the winrates are only typically  55% against the other netdecks. Play your own decks, stop getting sucked into Blizzards con. If you want to play a top tier netdeck save it till you are above rank 5 with all the other "legends".

"just because you play a deck that features reno that means your deck is identical to every other deck that also features reno"

Posting on behalf of my opponent who decided to go afk.  Today I crafted shaku and put him in my burgle rogue for the full burgle package. I ended up stealing 2 Confessors, Kazakus, Mind Control. Bounced Kazakus with toxins and played him twice. Damn this game was good.

But of course, why didn't I play around Equality in hunter? I'm so dumb, going all in on T4. Hunters, with their multiple boardclear and great ways of playing from behind.

tavern brawl: whoever is luckier whoever is my opponent wins

absolutley fucking insane how badly i run

anyfin paladin should be permanently deleted from existance

Quitting Hearthstone. Im sick of blowing money on this game. Took a couple of months off only returned 8 days ago. And I remember now why i left prior in the first place. The game is gonna be the Same shit. But just gonna Cost More $$ Each year for the same shit. Im done with it Good bye.

Ok I get that it's the start of the season and I played my first ranked games this month today so I'm still at very low ranks, but what the hell is wrong with people?!? I just met these 2 Warlocks and I was like "Ok it's Reno,I can keep a greedy hand..." So I mulliganed Fan of Knives and kept Tomb Pillager. Turns out both guys were playing some kind of Zoo (With Pirates ofc) that for no reason whatsoever ran Sylvanas Windrunner and Kabal Courier.... Am I missing something? Has some streamer played an hybrid between Zoo and Reno that people are gonna spam for the next days? I planned on playing Standard this month and laddering exclusively with Maly Rogue and Freeze Mage to say goodbye to Azure Drake,Emperor Thaurissan and Ice Lance but I'm already pissed and I've only completed one quest.... I mean c'mon I've been hearing complaints about the huge amount of Jade Druids for the last 3 days, and all I face are Shamans,while my Gadgetzan Auctioneer that would have been game winning is nowhere to be found, and people thinking they are special snowflakes just cause they're playing Kazakus and Darkshire Councilman in the same Deck or stupid Dragon Priests with their OP 5 drop that keeps stealing my cards to kill minions that would've otherwise snowballed him just to lose from full health to Malygos.... C'mon little Malfurion come to me.... My Saps and Edwin VanCleef would like to have a word with you...

YOU GODDAMNED FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

GO FUCKING DIE

PLAY SECRET PALAADIN ON FUCKING LADDER YOU CUNT

GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT

so fucking angry right now

FUCK YEAH DISCARD ZOO IN CASUAL!!!!!!!! TEAM 5 REALLY FIXED LADDER!!!!! GREAT JOB YOUF UCKING IDIOTS