Me with dragon priest vs control warrior (in 2k17 LOL).
He plays golden monkey, out of cards, gets 3 legendary in hand.
i have a deathwing in hand, also out of cards.
He plays one of the lightbane/darkbane sisters,
i play deathwing.
he plays the last two fucking cards of his hand: the one hunter legendary that deals 1 dmg at the end of turn to all minions and the other hunter legendary whenever a minion takes dmg destroy it.
I don't believe anyone can have fun this game anymore. Bullshit. This is the most dull fucktard meta there ever was, and will ever be ... zZzzZzZzZzzZzzZzz - I believe there is roughly 90 cards active - I've seen perhaps 90 different cards in the last 200 games ... 3 Decks... zzZzzZzZZzZZz - BORING ASS SHIT
I don't believe anyone can have fun this game anymore. Bullshit. This is the most dull fucktard meta there ever was, and will ever be ... zZzzZzZzZzzZzzZzz - I believe there is roughly 90 cards active - I've seen perhaps 90 different cards in the last 200 games ... 3 Decks... zzZzzZzZZzZZz - BORING ASS SHIT
Agreed. The issue isn't even that you go on losing streaks or struggle. The problem is the cookie cutter pirate decks OR the few Reno bullshit decks. That's all you get. Same cards, same order, same play style. Zero skill whatsoever required. It's just flick cards towards the center of screen and hope for the best. Any one who dares to try any type of different mid range deck, like me, loses instantly to the cancer meta decks. And as you said, it's not even fun. I can and do lose games but can still enjoy it IF its truly well played and interesting. But now? Nah, you just watch your face get smashed by a full board of dick head pirates by turn 3 or all your hard work is undone by fuckface Reno Jackson. Every. Fucking. Game. Is. The. Same.
its honestly fucking nuts how well my opponents run. anyone want to feel like they're a legend player? stuck in a massive downswing of runbad? add me DKSchrute #1504 on NA and I guarantee you'll run like a fucking god.
talking about losing game after game after game at rank 14 with midrange jade shaman because i draw terribly.
Terrible players tilt me more than anything else in this game. Ex: choosing to go face instead of trading with my flamewaker. I know this shouldn't be upsetting, but it is. This game isn't fucking hard.
I'm not particularly mad because after playing one constructed game I'm turned off the idea of playing more for the entire day; but why does Jade Lightning have the option to go face? Why isn't it a Stormcrack-type card? It adds to the Jade counter meaning its design focuses on board, not burn.
Like, it's equally infuriating every time and every time I think about it I can't come up with anything good.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
Was just watching a streamer at rank 5 wild, facing a pirate warrior. There is one type of decision in pirate warrior you can argue requires a functioning brain, trading or going face (which is still tutorial level), and yet the pirate warrior somehow managed to make the wrong call every turn. He probably would've done better if he straight up flipped a coin on whether to go face or trade.
Fortunately the warrior lost, but he definitely wouldn't have if he hadn't played completely horribly.
Was just watching a streamer at rank 5 wild, facing a pirate warrior. There is one type of decision in pirate warrior you can argue requires a functioning brain, trading or going face (which is still tutorial level), and yet the pirate warrior somehow managed to make the wrong call every turn. He probably would've done better if he straight up flipped a coin on whether to go face or trade.
Fortunately the warrior lost, but he definitely wouldn't have if he hadn't played completely horribly.
i always get that feeling... it literally makes my brain goes chaotic... fucking annoying
Now this is complete bullshit.
Me with dragon priest vs control warrior (in 2k17 LOL).
He plays golden monkey, out of cards, gets 3 legendary in hand.
i have a deathwing in hand, also out of cards.
He plays one of the lightbane/darkbane sisters,
i play deathwing.
he plays the last two fucking cards of his hand: the one hunter legendary that deals 1 dmg at the end of turn to all minions and the other hunter legendary whenever a minion takes dmg destroy it.
RNGstone fucking crap.
Legend: April 2017, April 2018.
I don't believe anyone can have fun this game anymore. Bullshit. This is the most dull fucktard meta there ever was, and will ever be ... zZzzZzZzZzzZzzZzz - I believe there is roughly 90 cards active - I've seen perhaps 90 different cards in the last 200 games ... 3 Decks... zzZzzZzZZzZZz - BORING ASS SHIT
Heroic Free Medivh is total horseshit.
I win due to skill and lose due to bad RNG. :D
Not even 1000 nerfs will fix this broken ass cancer game.
This is the worst game ever made.
me: ey blizzard, i need even more proof this game is rigged against me
blizzard: i gotchu fam
me: draws no 1 drops, draws patches on turn 2
*****
make that 3 games in a row. pirate warrior, 3 games, no 1 drops in opener.
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mind control tech - 100% chance to steal the best minion.
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its honestly fucking nuts how well my opponents run. anyone want to feel like they're a legend player? stuck in a massive downswing of runbad? add me DKSchrute #1504 on NA and I guarantee you'll run like a fucking god.
talking about losing game after game after game at rank 14 with midrange jade shaman because i draw terribly.
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how many games in a row can i draw patches in my opening hand? this is fucking insane.
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Terrible players tilt me more than anything else in this game. Ex: choosing to go face instead of trading with my flamewaker. I know this shouldn't be upsetting, but it is. This game isn't fucking hard.
I'm not particularly mad because after playing one constructed game I'm turned off the idea of playing more for the entire day; but why does Jade Lightning have the option to go face? Why isn't it a Stormcrack-type card? It adds to the Jade counter meaning its design focuses on board, not burn.
Like, it's equally infuriating every time and every time I think about it I can't come up with anything good.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
Just lost to a 7 Thaddius Board with Control Warrior.... with 70 armor.... fuck this
Was just watching a streamer at rank 5 wild, facing a pirate warrior. There is one type of decision in pirate warrior you can argue requires a functioning brain, trading or going face (which is still tutorial level), and yet the pirate warrior somehow managed to make the wrong call every turn. He probably would've done better if he straight up flipped a coin on whether to go face or trade.
Fortunately the warrior lost, but he definitely wouldn't have if he hadn't played completely horribly.
Fuck cubelock
Fucking quit hearthstone already if youre so bad you need to play standard decks in wild
Fuck cubelock
must be nice to be that lucky that you keep topdecking removal on every turn so you can continue to ignore the board and go face.
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1 mana 1/3s that scale are the fucking cancer of hearthstone.
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