I crafted this bullshit douche bag Patches the Pirate. Maybe it's the only way I can make the Ethereal Peddler/Burgle rogue work. It's a very fun troll archetype, but it loses to everything lol.
As soon as I see a pirate, Shaman or Reno deck I know my opponent is so desperate to win they've sacrificed all self respect and originality and joined the cancerfest of the current meta. To me their rank means nothing. They get squelched. Don't give me well played when your autopilot shit deck rolls over to its win. Just feel embarrassed that you are the same rank as me playing that bullshit. Fucking weenies. Honestly another pirate warrior, Renoanything, or Shaman deck running the exact same decklist I think I'm actually going to puke. Liberal amounts of rope and BM if I pull off a win over your OP shit because I can't give you the horsewhipping you deserve. Double the BM and even less respect for dragon priest netdeckers. Try something new you dumb fucks.
So everyone who uses: Midrange/Aggro Shaman, Pirate Warrior/Rogue, Reno Mage/Priest/Warlock and Dragon Priest doesn't deserve respect? WHAT do you want do face? Tier 10 decks that can't win a single game? That's a joke.
looks like i lost another game because im not skilled enough or deserving enough to draw reno by turn 6. its entirely my fault i lost guys. anyone recommend some better players to watch that can teach me how to draw reno by turn 6?
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even midrange shaman cannot beat the high level skill of pirate warrior. pirate warrior is hands down the most complex skilled deck in the history of hearthstone.
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looks like i lost another game because im not skilled enough or deserving enough to draw reno by turn 6. its entirely my fault i lost guys. anyone recommend some better players to watch that can teach me how to draw reno by turn 6?
Does this fucking retarded pitty timer even still exist??
Over two month in this shit expansion and still no sight of even one fucking legendary. But hey, I guess I just start spending all my money in this bullshit life because who cares for concert, friends and real life in general if you can at least stop spending your whole life fighting against Renolocks on rank 20. Fuck this game.
u realize that you are spamming curse words when some kids are on this website.... chill man
my opponents get the luckiest bullshit. meanwhile my skill is losing me games left and right. better to have the games handed to you by rng than try to get good i guess.
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not to mention, whatever deck youre playing, 99% of your matchups will be things that directly counter it.
i mean im playing tier 1 decks and getting absolutely WRECKED by tier 2 and 3 decks, 100% because of bad luck and bad matchups. heartshtone is not a game in which skill matters and you are set up to fail before you even click "play"
It's lazy and/or incompetent playtesting to not have Kazakus' text start with "Once per game", if the effect is going to be that ridiculous. Every Reno deck mirror is based on who high rolls their Brann + Kazakus, with some extra clown fiesta for pulling a Courier/Soulcaster -> Kazakus out of your ass. And while hyper-aggro just loses to one potion, dealing with one almost impossible to play around potion is bad enough for a mid-range or non-Reno control deck; two might as well just combine into one "well skilled, you win the game" card. I suppose Brann is rotating soon, but some absurd effects shouldn't exist for any period of time.
10 games in a row with Patches in starting hand, Ben Fucking Brode, let me play please
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I crafted this bullshit douche bag Patches the Pirate. Maybe it's the only way I can make the Ethereal Peddler/Burgle rogue work. It's a very fun troll archetype, but it loses to everything lol.
Like...dog sh!t.
Poor paladins playing their retard secretdin deck in Wild. But I understand them, their stupid buff mechanic doesn't work in Standard. Luckily..
I hate murlocs.
14 pirate warriors in a row. Not exaggerating. Switch to anti agro deck 3 reno mage in a row. Serious the matchmaking in this game is rigged.
looks like i lost another game because im not skilled enough or deserving enough to draw reno by turn 6. its entirely my fault i lost guys. anyone recommend some better players to watch that can teach me how to draw reno by turn 6?
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I would like to learn how to draw Reno on turn 6 too. >.<
Pirate warrior is cancer.
even midrange shaman cannot beat the high level skill of pirate warrior. pirate warrior is hands down the most complex skilled deck in the history of hearthstone.
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my opponents get the luckiest bullshit. meanwhile my skill is losing me games left and right. better to have the games handed to you by rng than try to get good i guess.
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taking 8 damage in 2 turns vs pirate warrior. thats fair, balanced, and interactive, right?
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pirate warrior has nothing on board, i have lethal, we're good right?
nope i didnt play around double mortal strike. fuck me.
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wining against pirates it's not impossible
the impossible thing is winning against pirate warrior with perfect hand
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not to mention, whatever deck youre playing, 99% of your matchups will be things that directly counter it.
i mean im playing tier 1 decks and getting absolutely WRECKED by tier 2 and 3 decks, 100% because of bad luck and bad matchups. heartshtone is not a game in which skill matters and you are set up to fail before you even click "play"
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It's lazy and/or incompetent playtesting to not have Kazakus' text start with "Once per game", if the effect is going to be that ridiculous. Every Reno deck mirror is based on who high rolls their Brann + Kazakus, with some extra clown fiesta for pulling a Courier/Soulcaster -> Kazakus out of your ass. And while hyper-aggro just loses to one potion, dealing with one almost impossible to play around potion is bad enough for a mid-range or non-Reno control deck; two might as well just combine into one "well skilled, you win the game" card. I suppose Brann is rotating soon, but some absurd effects shouldn't exist for any period of time.
CCGing since '98.
Queued into the same Jade Druid player with my Control Warrior 5 games in a row. Fun times. It wasn't even at a low populated rank, just rank 5.