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Fuck Brode and his team for letting Pirate Warrior run on ladder for so long and fuck everybody exploiting it. What a fucking sick joke. Could somebody please post some names of similar card battle games where the business model isn't based around season after season of broken shit, nerf after sales slow, repeat ad nauseum.

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Also they really need to fix the fact that pries can't deal with 4 attack minions. It was cute at first, but now it's just stupid. 
Making the game into more of a "you need super specific answers" is bad.

As priest for instance you can't deal with Twilight Drake or Azure Drake. All the current removal is dragon/power related. 

It's just insufferably dumb,.

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Quote from ShQQta >>

Fuck Brode and his team for letting Pirate Warrior run on ladder for so long and fuck everybody exploiting it. What a fucking sick joke. Could somebody please post some names of similar card battle games where the business model isn't based around season after season of broken shit, nerf after sales slow, repeat ad nauseum.

 Actually Brode acknowledges Pirates as a problem. Thing is they announce and nerf cards before an Expansion/Adventure hits so "players don't feel bad knowling they lost by a card that's going to be nerfed."

edac17 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... You are fucking trash ... Garbage tempo reno noob ...

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Quote from ShQQta >>

Fuck Brode and his team for letting Pirate Warrior run on ladder for so long and fuck everybody exploiting it. What a fucking sick joke. Could somebody please post some names of similar card battle games where the business model isn't based around season after season of broken shit, nerf after sales slow, repeat ad nauseum.

 Actually Brode acknowledges Pirates as a problem. Thing is they announce and nerf cards before an Expansion/Adventure hits so "players don't feel bad knowling they lost by a card that's going to be nerfed."

 If I hadn't suffered through seasons of out of control Huntertaker, Secret Paladin, and Face Shaman, that might mean something. I'd add patron warrior before charge was nerfed to that list too, except that deck did take a reasonable amount of skill. Fact is Brode and his team drop a bunch of broken cards, watch them get out of control while they maximise income from sales of the relevant expansion or adventure, then when things become embarrassing, fix the broken cards.... and then repeat the cycle.

For me this ruins seasons because I just don't enjoy playing decks with synergies that lift them sooo far above everything else, and it's boring trying to ladder when after a while all you see is the same handful decks again and again. At some point on a ladder game I accept it's inevitable that you'll end up facing the stable of effective and highly tuned netdecks - but these days the "meta" deck effect is obvious in casual and both ladders from rank 20 up. Can't be escaped and dictates that you play an equally OP counter or tech your deck to hell and hope the cancer playing opponent gets a bad draw.

So. Fuck Brode and Pirate deck players. It's poisonous, unsatisfying shit to me. I might be a lot salty. But I speak truth.

 

STOP PLAYING PIRATE WARRIOR IN CASUAL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.

wuppertal Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Brainless stupid bitch ...

FUCK DRAGON PRIEST

Game full of trashbag asshats playing copied decks, coward fucks.

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 I agree but Blizz screwed up by making Entomb, which is why I think they never made one.

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Seeing as this is a Salt thread and I haven't said anything salty, let me contribute...

I draft Jade synergy, 3 Fire Elementals and some Fireguard Destroyers, Al'Akir the Windlord with Rockbiter Weapon, plenty of Healing, Drawing power, even Tunnel Trogg, Totem Golem, and 2 darn Zombie Chows, even as far as MULTIPLE Feral Spirits and Hexes.

 

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 I agree but Blizz screwed up by making Entomb, which is why I think they never made one.

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Seeing as this is a Salt thread and I haven't said anything salty, let me contribute...

I draft Jade synergy, 3 Fire Elementals and some Fireguard Destroyers, Al'Akir the Windlord with Rockbiter Weapon, plenty of Healing, Drawing power, even Tunnel Trogg, Totem Golem, and 2 darn Zombie Chows, even as far as MULTIPLE Feral Spirits and Hexes.

 

 Jesus christ. I'd give up any chick any day of the week for a draft like that.

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Well, this meta does suck - its clearly the worst EVER and it isnt even close.  Fucking disgusting cunt shit.  At least Reno Faggot cycles out. That'll help a LOT with the irritating decks like Fucklock, MageSpell Reno, whatever else.  Fuck you and youre healing bull shit.  Resetting the game is so fucking stupid.

Then, the other issue is the obviously out of control Butt-pirate decks.  Go fucking kill yourself.

Delete these Jade decks too. Geezus fucking Christ..... ENOUGH!!!!!!

So, what do you like playing? 

back to back topdecking kill command, back to back top decking highmane the turn after i used entomb

must be fucking nice to have the game literally handed to you, like you fucking deserve it or something.

must be fucking nice

never have to trade in minions, always top deck answers

what is that like?   what deck is the magic deck where i always top deck the miracle answer and never have to interact with my opponent's board? 

must be fucking nice. 

kazakus sucks

never gives me the aoe option.  yes, please i want 2 random shitty demons or give my non existant minions +4 health.  thanks asshole.

I'm officially fucking done with the ladder on this meta. I am seriously sick of just facing decks that require ABSOLUTELY NO SKILL and losing flat out. Wheres the fun in that? 

Story is, I decided to jump on hearthstone today to try out this deck my buddy gave me. Granted its a meta deck and is certainly not bad. I don't believe I'm a very bad player either. I haven't reached legendary yet but I've come close. I'm a fairly avid player (used to be? (this meta can suck my ass)) when it comes to ladder. But anyways, I started up and faced 2 shamans, then 2 pirate warriors, then another shaman. All of them had the same decks with each other, none of them were the same players either and ultimately I went 0-5 W/L and then exited the game immediately. Now I'm here ranting on how fucking much I hate hearthstone now. Believe me, I want to like it but ITS SO HARD TO.

 The only thing left I have to enjoy is arena .-. 

Blizzard has truly fucking ruined Hearthstone. its pushed me to the point where I will completely stay away from the cancerous ladder now. I wish Blizzard would see this and just make it so at least half of the classes can enjoy the meta for each expansion! But no, only 1-3 classes actually get to enjoy each expansion because its """""fair""""" that classes need intervaled buffs. Give me a fucking break already.

I just want to climb ladder for my golden rogue but i cant win games anymore ..... i will never stoop to playing shaman or warrior now because it just adds to the mega cancer avalanche blizz has got rolling for us ;-; 

Good thing i wasted my time and money on this game. I'm waiting for the next expansion now tyvm!

Mill Rogue - all the pirates had made me forget how much I despise that non-interactive shit. Rogue in general is horrible to play against - die of boredom while they cycle through their Miracle turns - a metric fuck ton of removal and stealthed minions. Mill decks suck in any meta. It's not like they even win very consistently - it's just extra fucking annoying when they do. 

Just playing miricle roque. Crap draws, crap RNG. Total mana count is 2 with 6 cards in hand. But ofcourse no questing or gadgetzan. Playing against 10 aggro pirate decks in casual. But the best game was jade druid. He spended all his mana for 12 turns!!!! Not a single mana flow. Fuck that blizzard i'm out. Try to listen to what we have to say.

BLIZZARD, FIX THAT FUCKING SMALL-TIME BUCCANEER TO STOP THIS GAY TURN-5 GAMES!