Hearthpwn

As much as it pains me to say this, I think something should happen to Edwin VanCleef. Rogue is probably my favorite class right now, but it's way too easy to create an 8/8 or higher for 3 mana. Edwin has always been present in rogue (except for mill, but that's a weird archetype that does not care about  stats at all) for a reason.

Opponent plays Dirty Rat on turn two like the retard he is. Here is what he can pull:

• Mountain Giant
• Abyssal Enforcer
• Second-Rate Bruiser
• Emperor Thaurissan
• Imp Gang Boss
• Refreshment Vendor
• Kazakus

But why punish him for making a greedy and retarded play on turn 2? Let's just pull out Kazakus, shall we?

Look up play-on-curve decks in the Hearthstone dictionary and you will find a picture of jade druid

Contiuing today. played three games. First game with jade druid, the opponent is aggro shaman, I switch to reno priest. gets renolock who has Jaraxxus at turn 9, and renomage who gets the chance to play emperor three times. yeah. fucking great.

While posting this I will now go back to Jade druid... and the opponent is: Shaman. No fucking suprise there. FUCK THIS GAME! I've been countered for the last 22 games! FUCK THIS SHIT! the fucking aggro shaman dickhead starts with spirit claws, double tunnel trogg, totem golem and then wolves. FUCK THIS GARBAGE GAME! FUCKING SHIT

Yesterday I noticed that the hero I was playing against had some sort of gold frame around his hero and hero power.  Me (being the noob I am) messages my buddy and asks him what it means if they have that gold frame.  He tells me that means they have won 500+ ranked games on that hero.  I happened to be playing as a priest who I have 12 total ranked wins with who is level 29.  I was like "wow, he must be a super high level then" and he replied "He's probably level 60."  What kind of matchmaking is that????  Seriously.  He and I were both rank 20 but otherwise it was like the equivalent of someone only having wrestled in elementary school deciding to take on the Rock and calling it a fair match up or at least in my opinion anyways.  I also get paired up all the time with people that have tons of legendary's in their deck when I have none, but even that I can tolerate I guess....  what factors are used for matchmaking? anyone know?

Also, ever had a game end like this? (I know there is a video forum but its 4:20am and I'm too tired to post somewhere else after this so I'm including it. I actually have the whole match but it was ridiculously long so I just cut the end part to the bs that happened lol. 

Quote from AngelinaSkye >>

Yesterday I noticed that the hero I was playing against had some sort of gold frame around his hero and hero power.  Me (being the noob I am) messages my buddy and asks him what it means if they have that gold frame.  He tells me that means they have won 500+ ranked games on that hero.  I happened to be playing as a priest who I have 12 total ranked wins with who is level 29.  I was like "wow, he must be a super high level then" and he replied "He's probably level 60."  What kind of matchmaking is that????  Seriously.  He and I were both rank 20 but otherwise it was like the equivalent of someone only having wrestled in elementary school deciding to take on the Rock and calling it a fair match up or at least in my opinion anyways.  I also get paired up all the time with people that have tons of legendary's in their deck when I have none, but even that I can tolerate I guess....  what factors are used for matchmaking? anyone know?

Also, ever had a game end like this? (I know there is a video forum but its 4:20am and I'm too tired to post somewhere else after this so I'm including it. I actually have the whole match but it was ridiculously long so I just cut the end part to the bs that happened lol. 

Quote from ma23ck >>

My last 6 games in wild, my matchup was :

 

1st Game: Face Hunter (2k14-2k15) style

Second game: Face Hunter (2k17) with pirates, patches, leeroy, cat secret etc and going face without trading once again

Third game : Eggdruid with roar not trading going face

Game number 4 : Eggdruid different player going just face

Game number 5 : Face Warrior who goes face right

Game number 6 : Beast Druid with pirates, and roar going face without trading

 

Golden hero means very little at this point, anyone who plays ladder will get it at some point, and you can grind it out at 20 if you really want one fast and can tolerate the sheer monotony of it. 

Quest Today: Win 3 games with Hunter.

Typical bullshit,

Dude plays Rag with a 50/50 shot at winning the game..... Ropes me..... and you guys can prob figure out the rest of the story... MOTHERFUCKER!

Quote from hillandder >>

Quest Today: Win 3 games with Hunter.

 

Fucking jade druid. 95% of my matches against them are summarized by "opponent gets good first turns, then Swpie and/or Fandral + bullshit that ruins my game, then plays over 9000 jade idols and some big-ass taunt just in case I thought I would still win that, while BMing and roping". Like last match, where I get at turn 5 a 6/5 taunted Druid of the Saber and a 1/3 Runic Egg (yeah, I was running egg druid in standard, and what?), druid already played a Wrath, I was like "ok, no way I lose this board, I survive Swipe, and can get over a Wrath+Living Roots"...

Except Druid had in like 5 cards (without any additional draw) Fandal Staghelm+Innervate+Wrath+Living Roots. Panther dead, and now I have a 1/3 vs a 3/5 and 2 1/1s. And inmediate next turn, my board gets Swiped, so I can't apply enough pressure to avoid getting jaded. Only a druid wrecks me that hard no matter what. And of course, the fucktard had the guts to start roping me when he knew he had won (I kept playing because of beasts quest).

Devoted Druid players are the absolute worst kind of players I know, followed by Morgl players.

the current meta is good. many control decks to play...

but there is one son of a whore who created pirate warrior deck and all the one digit iq's are copying it. ranking with control deck is almost impossible. 

so all son of a whores are playing this shit, go to fucking hell.

I can't afford to get Gadgetzan cards at all. I have a handful of them from free packs, but that's nothing. Ranking in standard is now impossible without them. I can feel myself falling more and more behind now because of Blizzard's methods of expansion releases and card acquisition. Fuck you Blizzard, you greedy assholes. Make it easier to get cards. Paying 300+ dollars to get each card in an expansion is anti-consumer and so is the pitiful rate of gold and dust gain in this game. This is a digital card game, not physical. Use a business model that suits a digital game, you pricks. This whole formats thing is retarded and everyone who supported it as being better for newer players are idiots. If you don't have lots of disposable income, you will get quickly left behind as new expansions are constantly churned out. I wish this game was pay to play where you get most or all of the content up front instead of this greedy pay to win nonsense. And it is pay to win. If you want to have any chance of winning consistently in standard ranked (or even wild now) beyond 20, you have to have new cards. It will always be this way. Blizzard are leeches and you people that encourage these practices are willing victims of their blood-sucking ways.

/rant

I was temporarily banned due to warnings/infraction points.  

Much needed, IMO.   I was getting a bit out of hand.  Sorry guys. 

oh! and when you add these son of a whore pirate warriors they all have mission lol. fucking liar son of a bitches. 

"man I have mission man, I would never ever play this shitty deck"

I really want to bash their heads to make their brain come out. So I can see how small it is.

Quote from Flexxe >>

What's up with the 'new' Freeze mage deck? 

They don't do shit, boom Evolved Kobold and they burst you down for +20 dmg

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

I was temporarily banned due to warnings/infraction points.  

Much needed, IMO.   I was getting a bit out of hand.  Sorry guys. 

So what is so fucking wrong with Hearthstone?

We got only aggro decks on the ladder and/or your worst matchup?

The game was fun at the begining but now it´s just a fucking aggro clowfiesta!

It´s so frustrating, games ending on turn 4-5 because all this fucking hyper aggro fiesta!