Hearthpwn

For fuck's sake, priests have been doing nothing but bitching for months, before and after the expansion, and the last adventure, and yet priests are the only fucking thing I play against on the ladder. Jesus christ you guys are fucking pampered.

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I think this will be  my last post about hearthstone as I completely lost hope with it's state and just had it with the constant aggro and other "cancer" decks that exploit what Blizzard thought were "fun" cards and damage bursts like projectile vomit, this is not the players fault who are following the games rules but the poor judgement and design of "more" than a few cards and mechanics since the game's release by Blizzard.
lastly i would like to say that I did have fun playing and getting all 9 golden heroes with total wins of 6335 and 1423 in arena, having some insane moments and getting  a number of friend requests to  say that moment was amazing and gg and playing all the adventures in heroic and every single brawl (expect heroic brawl because come on...) so it was  not entirely a horrible experience but along the line the same mistakes were happening and the annoyance while and after playing is far greater than ever.
Farewell and happy feast of Winter Veil.

Eventual blizzard argument " you can counter pirate warrior " 

youre right. I can play these cards, cutting slower cards,  thenlose to all the other decks. And I can't play a slow deck that doesn't have stupid burst because fucking jade decks will eat my deck alive. Caught between two 

Retarded decks because blizzard can't just look at the card pools available and realize what idiots will come up with

I hate jade as a mechanic. It is poorly designed, because it promotes a gameplay strategy (and fantasy) that leaves either player feeling cheated. The mechanic either is garbage because it gets rushed down, or disgusting because it auto crushes any slow deck. There is no tension. Either the jade deck gets to play a game of hearthstone or it doesn't. What a fucking great mechanic. Also, hoses control decks out of the game completely. All because " wouldn't it be cool " followed by hi-fives and beers as they all give themselves the day off. Jade is not a cool mechanic. It doesn't " create tension " between strategies - either your opponent is slow or fast and that's all that matters. 

Play a deck that counters aggro warrior --> matched against no aggro warriors.

Play a deck that counters the other decks --> matched against aggro warriors.

Throw your computer across the living room --> matched against aggro wife.

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Play a deck that counters aggro warrior --> matched against no aggro warriors.

Play a deck that counters the other decks --> matched against aggro warriors.

Throw your computer across the living room --> matched against aggro wife.

i just for fucking ONCE would like to know what a normal amount of luck is like, what an "average" hearthstone experience is like.

There *must* be some sort of coding set in so that Reno has a higher chance of being drawn earlier. I understand that Reno classes mulligan hard for him but I would say 9 out of 10 Reno games, the opponent has had Reno in their first 8-12 cards. It's obscene how you just have to expect that even if you burst them down to 5 health with a mega-ass ramp druid deck on a massive string of bs luck by T6, they will always have it in hand no matter what.

Hey Blizzard, seeing as you're going down ''that road'' with warrior you might as well remove cards like shield slam and brawl from the game.

I just met a warrior in arena with reno and ysera. He also got Call of the wild from a "choose one" card... wow.

I'm so much better than all these clowns I face, but I can't even get through rank 5 this season simply because of pure unluck... I see their misplays, I see how many lethals they have missed, how shitty trades they made, and I cannot punish it purely due to drawing so much shittier than anyone in this clownfiesta..

There you go, the first game I had a lucky hand, this happens. I had dirty rat with good outcome, mortal coil, shadow bolt for his 3/4, and reno in hand). I was almost dead turn 4, without even having a chance to play Reno. Great game Blizzard.

Alright. I'm gonna quit laddering for this season, rank 5 is enough for me. Pirate warrior has ruined this meta.

Playing RenoLock:

matched with pirate war? no heals, no reno, no early game, no board clears

matched with Jade druid? no twisting nethere no shadowflame, no mc tech

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Creating a dragon warrior deck with Patches and a few other pirates and getting called a cancer netdecker by legend card back renolock at rank 9... because netdecking the best deck in the current meta makes you a fucking innovator. 

FUCK ALL THOSE PIRATES (INSERT CLASS HERE) DECKS

ME GO FACE!

OH AND FUCK THOSE JADE DRUIDS TOO

Getting to choose every 5th-10th arena run one legendary and then its shit like this... . (Not to mention that in my last 5 drafts as mage i didnt saw a single Fireball or fireland protal while every other mage in arena seems to got atleast one of each.)

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fuck this game and fuck blizzard for creating such an archetype such as aggro pirate fucking warrior!! goddamn morons playing it all over the place fucking with my will to play this fucking game! good job piece of shit idiots who cant even pilot a normal deck and have to go face like a fucking imbecil!! fuck you all!

 Don't blame players, blame Blizzard.
Always blizzard and only blizzard.

The player base will always do everything they can to exploit and ruin the game, if possible, so it's up to Blizzard to figure ways around that and they ARE INSANELY bad at it. Like, brain-damaged idiot level. You could pick turds out of the toilet bowl that make better decisions than whoever it was that thought Patches or Wee Buccanneer would be great for the game, after 3 years of people's nonstop bitching about aggro and face decks.

Like only a person deeply stupid, out of touch and incompetent would ever do this.

Scumbag decided to just run midrange shaman in tavern Brawl, rather than even bothering to alter it for the brawl. Real fun and original dude

Fightning 20 minutes for a win against retarded jade druids, just to lose 3 against face warriors and shamans in 5 minutes, who literally did nothing but point their perfect curves in my face.

I would be fuckingtop 10 legend so easily with just mediocre luck for once, but no, I can never get even close to what streamers or my opponents have every time..

These fuckin jade druids as well, just have to get the perfect curves exactly when playing against me.. you know what I did when I played druid? Hero powered for 3 fucking turns in a row. How do they win against face decks?

And of course, after hundreds of games, facing the first Rogue this season, what happens? Turn 2 8/8 edwin. Do I have answer like all of my opponents every single time? Haha, no. Fuck you blizzard, fuck this game, fuck the unfairness and this fucking unluck that I have to endure.