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I'm pretty god damned salty right now at the lack of fan-servicey card art in the what we've seen from the new expansion so far. Seems like each card expansion we get the art gets more 'inclusive' and less sexy. I better see some new cards with T & A in them soon.

FUCK ZOO

FUCK SILVERWARE GOLEM

OH WOW LOOK AT FUCKING ME!!! I CAN PLAY A FUCKING SECRET, ITS SO FUCKING FUN AND INTERACTIVE FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT ALL YOUR FUCKING TEMPO FUCK YOU. OH LOOK AT ME I DREW SHIT SO I LOSE, HOW FUCKING LUCKY ARE YOU, IS YOU C

LITERALLY 1-3 COST CARDS THAT YOU PLAY ON CURVE? FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE.

Not really salty about this, but I suppose I'm more disappointed.

Recently I was playing in Casual with some garbage deck made for quests when I came across another player who was obviously doing the same. I caught on and just let him play his cards out, and he did the same. After the match I sent a friend request, he accepted, and we thanked each other for being cool and helping out.

I've been trying to do the stupid 75 Murloc quest for a bit now, just playing murlocs and not attacking, hoping my opponent will catch on and let me play them out. Of course none have and instead go face like it's going out of style. I'm not saying that if you see a person who is obviously doing quests that you simply let them play out their cards, I don't expect that at all, but it would definitely be appreciated if it happened more often!  

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OK maybe someone can explain to me what happened in my last game. Because I feel legitimately cheated.

Game starts, I'm playing shaman vs mage.

Malchezaar activates for them. I don't worry too much, I can usually get around the 1-3 legendaries that will result. 

Pretty standard first 4 turns, I have some totems and some cthuun buffers out. Twilight elder has been out since turn 2 (I coined him in) and I have some board control, but he has Moroes putting out a 1/1 each turn. I coax out a polymorph with a frostwolf 6/6. All good. Turn 6, I don't have minion draw so I totem and get some hero damage instead of attacking the stewards. Turn 7. He uses a flame Lance and hero power to pretty much clear my side. I throw out a totem and end turn. He gets some light her damage and summons... I forget it's name, its a 3/4 and it does 2 random damage when ever a spell is cast. I can't deal with it but have enough health to wait out a few turns. I summon another toten,  and a flame totem to give two of my totems some attack to clear a few stewards and get healed after. 

Then. Turn 9. It happens. He flamestrikes and clears my side completely. Then... he summons Skycap'n Kragg. With no pirates on the board. He somehow used two 7 mana cards on the same turn, and still used his hero power. I couldn't deal with it and lost. I was probably going to lose either way, but a can't understand how he did it.

 

If that is right, you really have to report it before it happens to somebody else. And if you are lucky you might get some sort of compensation.

Just need 39 more wins for my 2nd golden hero; mage. Just can't seem to get past those damned Secret hunters -.-. Move over secretadin, secret hunter is way worse.

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OK maybe someone can explain to me what happened in my last game. Because I feel legitimately cheated.

Game starts, I'm playing shaman vs mage.

Malchezaar activates for them. I don't worry too much, I can usually get around the 1-3 legendaries that will result. 

Pretty standard first 4 turns, I have some totems and some cthuun buffers out. Twilight elder has been out since turn 2 (I coined him in) and I have some board control, but he has Moroes putting out a 1/1 each turn. I coax out a polymorph with a frostwolf 6/6. All good. Turn 6, I don't have minion draw so I totem and get some hero damage instead of attacking the stewards. Turn 7. He uses a flame Lance and hero power to pretty much clear my side. I throw out a totem and end turn. He gets some light her damage and summons... I forget it's name, its a 3/4 and it does 2 random damage when ever a spell is cast. I can't deal with it but have enough health to wait out a few turns. I summon another toten,  and a flame totem to give two of my totems some attack to clear a few stewards and get healed after. 

Then. Turn 9. It happens. He flamestrikes and clears my side completely. Then... he summons Skycap'n Kragg. With no pirates on the board. He somehow used two 7 mana cards on the same turn, and still used his hero power. I couldn't deal with it and lost. I was probably going to lose either way, but a can't understand how he did it.

 

If that is right, you really have to report it before it happens to somebody else. And if you are lucky you might get some sort of compensation.

 Any chance that was a portal and not flamestrike? Cause that's what it sounds like.

 It sounds like op doesnt know cards very well

fuck murloc shaman.

All the Mid-Range Shaman and Secret Hunters in casual are practicing for what? ROFL Neither decks requires a brain...

What idiot streamers has been playing a murloc deck in the last few days? I've ran in far too many retarded murloc decks for it to be just the new quests. 

On a side note, playing against mages is so much fun, isn't it? 

Oh, look, frost bolt to the face. Oh, a fire ball to the face. And... a firelands portal to the face. Fun and fucking interactive. 

Just one day.. for ONE SINGLE DAY I wish I wasn't unluckier than my opponents.. I don't want to be lucky, or get insane curves, but just for once make my opponents miss a single mana, or not win a 50/25/10% chance.. it's really not a big deal, it happens to me every game, but not once against me..
How the fuck should I beat luck? It outweights all their misplays..

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Im not that salty coz i dont played ragestone in last few days but...

IS CONFIRMED - ARENA IS JUST "RANDOM MAGE DECK SIMULATOR" - true story.

in case where you dont get mage in class window,choose random 30 cards,click retire and try again.

Blizzard said that they nerfed certain cards because it limited design space, and didn't promote variety in certain decks. E.g. Ancient of Lore got nerfed because it was pretty much an auto-include in druid.

So what about Fiery War Axe? A.k.a. Fiery Win Axe? An incredibly strong card that has been in every warrior deck since the dawn of mankind?

Dear Priests, play with your own fucking cards. Sincerely, me. 

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Blizzard said that they nerfed certain cards because it limited design space, and didn't promote variety in certain decks. E.g. Ancient of Lore got nerfed because it was pretty much an auto-include in druid.

So what about Fiery War Axe? A.k.a. Fiery Win Axe? An incredibly strong card that has been in every warrior deck since the dawn of mankind?

To all secret paladin all there, please die.

mini bot - master for battle - WHO AM I - BooM - Tirion

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Blizzard said that they nerfed certain cards because it limited design space, and didn't promote variety in certain decks. E.g. Ancient of Lore got nerfed because it was pretty much an auto-include in druid.

So what about Fiery War Axe? A.k.a. Fiery Win Axe? An incredibly strong card that has been in every warrior deck since the dawn of mankind?

I've noticed this myself; their argument makes no sense. It's not just war axe, but frostbolt, fireball, kill command, animal companion, prep, backstab, truesilver, PW:S, shield slam, execute, lightning storm, soulfire, etc. are all auto includes, among countless other cards. if Blizzard's logic followed, they would need to nerf most of the classic cards in the game, but no "ancient of lore was nerfed because it was an auto-include". genius logic

Hunters (with) shamans, have got to be the least fun and interactive decks to play. There is nothing skillful to these meta decks, and I'd suffice to say it is ruining a lot of experience with this game. Hopefully next expansion will change that. So ridiculously over-powered

WTF WAS THIS SHIT? 2 FUCKING FLAMIESTRIKES FROM BABBLING BOOK FOLLOWED BY 3RD ONE FROM HIS DECK. GUESS IM THE FUCKING LUCKIEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD FFS