Hearthpwn

Quote from RubentjeW >>

Blizzard FFS faggots, fix those cancerous disconnects especially in arena. Restarting the game = instaloss, waiting for the game to fix it itself = loss because nothing will ever happen. Was this game coded by some 14 year old?

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Quote from Worroseht >>

Turn 2 Innervate into Astral Communion and then topdeck Deathwing . Are you fucking kidding me?

 I wouldn't even be mad.  Unless I was the one pulling it off, because then my opponent would just Hex him on their turn. 

Just wasted 30 minutes of my life. Played dragon control warrior vs. control warrior. I had deathwing in hand, he had played monkey and 3 legendary minions . I drop deathwing. If he would have normal luck, he shouldn't have any answer for it.. And he fucking drops eadric the fucking pure. Of all the fucking legendaries in the fucking game. He slams down the only minion that would save him.

(I had 50-ish more armor than him, and he was further in the fatigue game than me). 

Fuckin Eadric the Pure....

Ok im done for today ... got Deathwing ed on turn 3, lost to Yogg-Saron, Hope's End and my opponents Barnes only summons Ragnaros the Firelord and Savannah Highmane ... fml

FeelsBadMan . Ive lost like 3 games to control warrior rolling eadric from monkey

I only need 19 more wins to get my golden Rogue and I'm about to give up, 7 games so far and 7 Shamans,

Quote from Oshigawa >>

So i play hunter vs rogue, he's got his big edwin and tomb pillager on board waiting to smack me. But, he's on 1 health and i've got explosive trap waiting to take him down. The guy drops swashburglar and gets GLADIATOR'S LONGBOW.

-_-

Playing against a Druid, turn 1: Innervate + Innvervate + Coin  Emperor, I get no answer for 4 turns, I lose the game on turn 6.

Next game, different Druid, he gets turn 1 Innervate + Coin Violet Teacher into Innervate Fendral into Power of the Wild + Raven Idol into Feral Rage, meanwhile I put a Tomb Pillager on the board.

I was 1 star away from legend, now I'm close to rank 3 again, just because the game decided to fuck me like every single day and give my opponents perfect RNG while I get nothing. Because getting the perfect curve and answer from 1-5 cards in hand just always fucking have to happen.

 My opponents haven't missed a single mana for 12 games but I'm just hero powering for 3 turns straight because that's fair and balanced. And the fucking shamans, how don't they miss a single fucking trogg+golem opening? Or hex within the first 7 cards every time for a bigger drop? What is the fucking chance?

I really need help. I can take losses, but being statistically unlucky with no logical explanation for month, is so infuriating I'm just mentally choking myself..

can't wait for shaman cancer to rotate out, oh wait, then we will have priest being the new OP deck. fantastic

Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

Whenever I see a murkadin my stomach hurts and I really really wanna vomit.

It's something that only happens with that deck. I don't know. I mean, freeze mage disgusts me, face hunter, face shaman, face warrior, all of them disgust me. So do most druids and other hunter decks, and of course midrange shaman, zoolocks and discolocks. Fatigue warrior, most mages, N'Zoth paladins, thief priests and necromancer priests too.

But none of them can come in pair to the feeling of despise I feel when I see a paladin throwing murlocs (and always THAT 2-3 murlocs). It's like you play with a man and then you suddenly realize it's the worst person in the entire planet, or your favorite character becoming th very opposite of what it was without any reason behind it.

You were a paladin, Lightbringer. Now you are just a pile of shit wielding a big hammer. Fuck you.

I have faced plenty of decks, you end up having lots of good and bad memories by then. You have enemies and friends, even when some of them are bad. most of the decks I mentioned annoy me often, but not automatically. It's just they annoy me a lot more than others, and thus I don't like them.

There is where murkadin is different, they annoy me automatically (them and freeze mage, but I can live more with freeze than with pally).

Right now is the only deck that I really really hate.

i hope the motherfucking next meta will be so control that pieces of shit face and aggro decks will have 0 chance to win. im seriously sick of this aggro face meta like seriously gtfo this game, they should create cards that punish those players, im running a fucking camel midrange hunter deck and its like im playing the slowest deck in the game. like fucking seriously?

Super duper pissed:

I was playing as a Freeze Mage in Wild while cooking.

In game 1, against a Shaman (fuck them all), I had 32 HP remaining and lethal in hand, but for whatever reason didn't bother to either freeze his board or play the ice block. He, with an Ancient One (srly?!) and a balanced 4 mana 7/7 on board played Windfury and Windspeaker...

The following game, against a Shaman (fuck even the Wild meta), I learned from my mistake and played the Iceblock while holding lethal, only to discover that, the turn before, a Lorewalker Cho popped out of his Piloted Shredder ...

So excuse me plz, I'm going to crush the life out of this fucking Schnitzel now ...

Quote from Balthier21 >>

i hope the motherfucking next meta will be so control that pieces of shit face and aggro decks will have 0 chance to win. im seriously sick of this aggro face meta like seriously gtfo this game, they should create cards that punish those players, im running a fucking camel midrange hunter deck and its like im playing the slowest deck in the game. like fucking seriously?

How is it that every Shaman that I queue up against have the perfect curve and opening?! Turn 1 Trogg into Totem Golem and Totem Golem into 0 mana 5/5. Very fun and interactive. Shaman needs to be nerfed into oblivion.

This game... I just picked up a shaman deck against a Warrior, and when it was close to fatigue, I played my aces: Earth Elemental and Flamewreathed Faceless. His turn: Whirlwind, Execute and Execute. WHY GOD

Ummm, excuse me a sec. Casual F2P here. Picked up a bit of shaman along with my mage and paladin decks. I play shaman because I think it is a fun class, even if I do not have all the cards I need. But I do not even play it that much, and do not really think it is OP. Gets basically hard countered by priest. Then I get on here and see all of you guys flaming shaman for all you are worth. Stop being babies and switch your decks for once.

Why do all these shaman low lifes always manage to draw both hexes in their top 10 cards... this game...

Sometimes you need to lose with your head held high, like in these games :)

Doesn't Matter what deck I play, I get wrecked. FU!