Hearthpwn

Dear Blizzard. Fix your EU servers. In Hearthstone. And every other of your games.

Nuff said.

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I just had to lose an arena game at 10 wins from rope because I had bad diahreah ....FEELSBADMAN

 

https://youtu.be/2Pri0QUHEFc

*first game*

Sums up current arena balance

GREAT JOB BLIZZARD, GREAT JOB

ive bought every fucking expansion, i pre order everything, who the goddamned fuck do i have to pay to just receive a NORMAL amount of luck? 

on a losing streak with malygos druid, queue into a malchezaar warrior, game is a completeresidentsleeper fest, and to top it off my mulch gives him archmage antonidas. plz, ben, this is cruel

Pffff .... both my Ivory Knights made me choose between 1 mana cost spells when I needed the healing so bad.

Zoolock is sooooooooooooo fucking bad right now, I get stomped by any deck.

For gods sake, i think 2/3 of all decks in casual are goddamn murloc paladins, they did fuck up casual, it's full of otk murloc morons.

Quote from Oshigawa >>

For gods sake, i think 2/3 of all decks in casual are goddamn murloc paladins, they did fuck up casual, it's full of otk murloc morons.

To all shaman players from the bottom of my heart: I hope you get hit by a bus and will be paralized from the neck down for the rest of your lifes so your body is showing your inner retardation for everyone else to see

Haha just kiddin', just get gancer instead so the illness will fit your rotten character.

Aggro PAlly? You still exist? Even in top tier? Like wtf? 

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Zoolock is sooooooooooooo fucking bad right now, I get stomped by any deck.

I've just played 5 games in ranked and all 5 were vs midrange shamans. Good job Blizzard, good job

It's funny how I've played 8 matches straight vs Shaymans today, then said "fuck this, I switch to freeze mage" and, after another shayman, I queued right into control warrior, druid with godlike draws (roots, wild growth, mire keeper, brann+beckoner, etc), priest with justicar on curve and just another control warrior.

ok people who hover cards and rope until the rope ends to kill you with direct damage should be perma banned. i can mute emotes and i do in every single fucking game even though there should be an auto squelch button but i cant mute this shit. sorry but i cant see why i should accept this kind of behaviour from an unknown virgin fat kid on the internet? its not about the win its the behaviour i had like 8 straight wins before this. i think they should protect players more from situations like this. i mean whoever was in my place would be pissed to and i bet thats what the virgin faggot (my opponent) wanted to achieve, so i think just fucking maybe blizzard could protect players better from this? i mean when i start a game now and someone hovers and ropes all game even if i mute him i will still end up mad, anyone would. fuck this seriously i dont understand why so many virgin cunts play this game

Meet 4 shaman cunts in a row, fine, I'll switch to freeze mage and get 'em.

2 control warriors in a row -,-

Playing arena for first time in ages. Draft paladin with justicar and a few hero power synergy cards like quartermaster. Expect a good few wins until getting the usual rolling by mages.

First match get queued into a pally with consecrate, coghammer, kings and t1 minions. Get resoundly stomped while having no chance. Ok, fine. It happens.

Game 2 against a rogue (at 0 - 1). Keeping up fairly well, pressing and he is forced to remove lots of minions with a weapon ping leaving him at low-ish health. Then he plays dr.7. Then he plays ragnaros. I calmly closed hearthstone, navigated to apps and uninstalled.

Its just not worth my time to not only not enjoy playing a game, but to actually be annoyed by it. There was no skill in either of those matches, just a straight up rng fest and who had drafted well. Yes, that's arena but are you fucking kidding me?

Constructed meta is stale. Cba to climb. Made a few fun decks and got a few wins (reno rogue, reno mage, spell dmg mage, cthun rogue) but the trade off for fun is consistency. I dont think hearthstone can ever be a dynamic and interesting game; it is just too heavily invested in random effects (as one of the main features that physical card games cannot have) but that is just too much when combined with the inherent randomness of a card game. Doesn't work for me.

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Meet 4 shaman cunts in a row, fine, I'll switch to freeze mage and get 'em.

2 control warriors in a row -,-

playing druid, 3 midrange shaman opponents in a row. think "fuck it", queue as shaman, first game is against mage. fucking seriously? I used to think that "matchmaking is rigged" was just a meme, but im starting to think it might be real

Since recently I started facing a lot of pirate warrior, I tought that aberration was dead but no it seems it was just waiting Rockbiter Weapon's nerf to resurge.