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I'm not playing Standard again until the nerf to CotW.  It couldn't come more quickly.

Other than reading for laughs I really try and avoid this thread but seriously, fuck Hunters.

The most annoying, stupidest class in the game. I'd rather play against Shaman all day.

Fucking Rexxar, cunt.

Having the worst luck today, complete fucking bullshit. 

Winning game 1 vs Shaman. I'm winning but down comes Yogg (WTF?) and finger fucks my entire game. It's always a board clear with Yogg. Always!!!! Plus he ran two elemental destructions in this deck. Fuck off.

Game 2 vs Druid. Has every massive taunt minion, including Soggoth. Removes my shit all game, throws up big taunts and finishes with Ragnaros and Alexstrasza. WTF.

Game 3 vs Warrior. Remove, armor, brawl, armor, execute, armor, slam, armour, shield slam, armor, brawl... You get the fucking picture. I thought I got close to finishing him but I was wasting my time. 

No matter what deck I play come up against some ridiculous deck or a ridiculous stroke of luck. Asian server just kills me.

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In one game, a priest copied and played my Rhonin five separate times... needless to say there was creaming and cursing involved.

 Oh my, 'creaming' mhm, wouldn't mind getting some of that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Is it just me OR DOES BARNES ALWAYS FUCKING SUMMON HIGHMANE FOR THEM BUT ALWAYS SUMMONS HOUNDMASTER FOR ME. I just don't get it. Every single time and I'm joking. It's fucking insane.

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Is it just me OR DOES BARNES ALWAYS FUCKING SUMMON HIGHMANE FOR THEM BUT ALWAYS SUMMONS HOUNDMASTER FOR ME. I just don't get it. Every single time and  I'm joking. It's fucking insane.

yeah im obviously much more skilled in letting barnes summon highmanes

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why cant blizzard fix the fucking secret paladin?

that broken shit has been in the game for all eternity just fuck you for not removing it

its just bullshit how blizzard ignores wild.

 Excuse my ignorace, this is not ment to be enticing, what issue is there with Secret Pally? Besides the fact that the archetype is pretty braindead and relies on the opp making misplays instead of you yourself making good plays, but i haven't seen any of them in like ages and i also play mainly wild. Just real curiosity, sorry in advance if the question triggers you ><

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Is it just me OR DOES BARNES ALWAYS FUCKING SUMMON HIGHMANE FOR THEM BUT ALWAYS SUMMONS HOUNDMASTER FOR ME. I just don't get it. Every single time and  I'm joking. It's fucking insane.

You are obviously not as good as your opponent then, learn to play better perhaps?

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I need the nerfs right here right now! aggro players knows that the cancer is going to end, and i only face decks with soft sergeants, poor tuskarrs, butterbiter weapons and yogg sharon autoselfconcede. Blizzard ASAP pls !!

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Guys, from players eveywhere: Just stop playing priest right now. Not only is it the worst deck in the game right now, it's also unbelievably annoying to play against. You're going to win against this shit, but that fucking nonsense deck just keeps dragging the game on.

Just fucking stop playing this shit.

 Priest is anoying? Did you, by chance, played against any mages, hunters or shamans post karazhan? Priest is indeed the worst class at this moment, but it is not the most annoying class at ladder. Unless you play aggro decks, them it can be "boring" having a normal Hearthstone match that lasts more than 6 turns.

''Ah, time to queue some Hearthstone''

''Morgl''

''Thrall''

''Morgl''

''Hmmm, well I guess i'll do a couple of Overwatch rounds''

Bastion...

I bet the same cucks who play aggro shaman play bastion

(I know this kinda belongs on an OW forum but it's sorta 50/50 so eh)

5 times only 2 discard lefts hand silverware golem and another card and for 5 times I lost fkn %50 chance to discard silverware golem if this is rigged I hope all Blizzard Stuff dies in pain

Yep super fucking fun for you, not running into FUCKING SHAMANS OR SKILL OF THE WILDS ALL DAY

You shouldn't be complaining about bastion... Bastion is a godsent( at least for me) he dies to every single thing like I never ever see him in comp matches anymore

I likely won't be posting much here anymore - I've found consistent success in Arena and for whatever reason, losses there don't set me off.  I've decided to pretty much quit playing ranked, since the Arena rewards are better and more frequent, and I have no reason to play ranked anymore. 

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Guys, from players eveywhere: Just stop playing priest right now. Not only is it the worst deck in the game right now, it's also unbelievably annoying to play against. You're going to win against this shit, but that fucking nonsense deck just keeps dragging the game on.

Just fucking stop playing this shit.

 Priest is anoying? Did you, by chance, played against any mages, hunters or shamans post karazhan? Priest is indeed the worst class at this moment, but it is not the most annoying class at ladder. Unless you play aggro decks, them it can be "boring" having a normal Hearthstone match that lasts more than 6 turns.

 Sorry to tell you bro, but priest has always been the most annoying class. This doesn't have anything to do with strength, just a couple of questions you ask yourself every priest gane:

''Which minion will I give him to shadow word death?''

''Which minions will I give him two shadow word pain ?''

''Which minion will I give him to entomb?''

''How much pressure do I have to apply to make him use excavated evil?''

Not even talking about the annoying resurrect priest, resurrecting 4/7s ot ragnaroses.

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Real tired of playing against 9k dust decks with my common cards. Fun and interactive... 

That moment when you think you make the world greatest Arena deck... Then you play against 2 aggro shaman decks, lose both, play against some Mage, win, then play against an zoolock and lose.... like WTF.