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Managed to pick a sneed's for an arena run. Each time I managed to play it I lost the game. Got double Edwin and a Lorewalked Cho from it. Still loving my exceptionally good rigged RNG.

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How the fuck do I play paladin these days oh my god the class feels so different now since pre old gods. 

Quitting HS for a long while. I Have seen my fair share of toxic decks, but the fact that Call of the Wild exsists, makes me sick, Faced seven hunters in a row today. Lost all seven thanks too COTW alone. And I`m not even kidding, in some of the games I had no board pressence (I was playing totemshaman, with cards like Tunnel Trogg, Totem Golem, Flamewreathed etc), and in some games I had the board presence, until COTW came down. It didn`t matter if I had the board pressence or not, the fact is that the card won the games. The 5 unaviodable damage, toppled by the hunter`s hero power and 3 mana - 5 damage.

I usually never get mad from video games, but this has rustled me so badly. Peace out. 

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I've literally lost the last 10 brawls my opponents have played, even though I had at least 2 minions (usually 4+) and they had one! What are the odds of that? 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% or something close to that holy fuck!

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I've literally lost the last 10 brawls my opponents have played, even though I had at least 2 minions (usually 4+) and they had one! What are the odds of that? 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% or something close to that holy fuck!

Actually it's more of a 0.0000001%

chance. Yes I did the math. Yes I probably did it wrong. Also that's assuming each game u had 4 minions and they had 1.  

current shaman deck is the most broken thing ever existed in hearthstone.  not even miracle rogue, buzzard hunter ,combo drood ,patron warior,undertaker hunter was as broken as current shaman deck.  

First off, thank you for creating this thread. I am at peace now.

So my board is filled with totems, a Flamewreathed Faceless and a Thing from below. Both the Yogg warrior opponent and myself only have a few cards left in the deck and the warrior has burned through Yogg, N'zoth, Brawlsx2, Revenge x2 and now has his Sylvanas in play. Trades into the Thing from below and wins the 1/6 for the game.

Arcane Druid with 4 HP? Plays Yogg: I go from 28 to 6 HP, he goes to 20+HP with 4 secrets, clears my 3 minions, his 2 minions are buffed, gets Call of the wild.

Yogg Warrior used all his removal, it is looking good. Elise for 4 cards: Malygos to trade, Baron to clear, Tirion and "Well Played"-BM Reno.

Control warrior 25% my 7/7 with Tinkmaster to a 1/1 squirrel.

Playing against Hunter? Turn 8 Call of the Wild, turn 9 Call of the Wild.

Playing Druid? Coin, Innervate, Innervate, GG.

Changing deck to counter deck met last 5 games? Meet deck that counters my counterdeck three times in a row until ragequit.

Play against aggro shaman? Mulligan for AoE and early drops: Fire Elemental, Thunder Bluff, Fire Elemental. Draws Thunder Bluff.

Trying for legend for the first time this season. Just realized I have gone from Rank 5 Star 5 to Rank 4 Star 2 with a winrate of 52% over 100 games. At this rate, it wil take me 460 games or around 85 hrs to get Legend. Abort and post in this thread.

Boy did they really make a mess of the expansion.  It is obvious that the Hearthstone dev team has lost the recipe for the 'taking turns' approach and this has resulted in one class getting an very generous 'turn' while another class is still garbage.  They really need to find a balance, yes I get that powercreep sells cards, but if the game goes to shit, who will buy them? 

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Blizzard are ignorant fuckheads. The game is completely ruined and they're giving no flying fucks.

I hope their servers go BOOM

I swear to god flamewaker has more change to hit 2 healt or 2 healt left minions then full healt minions.

it always fucking does that. 

or maybe its just me i dunno but fuck that damn card

i really hate yogg, he wins way to much games by doing random crap. 

Thank god, astral communion is a card and the enemy warrior trashed his second brawl vs a N'zoth pali! :D

Fucking rigged rng fuck you money monger blizzard whenever I raise my rank to 6 I get fkn worst starter had, worst draws possib I got sick of going forth and back between rank 7 and 6

Super happy that 1/3 of my deck is 3 mana or less and all I get is fucking 5 drops.

Fuck this Tavern Brawl. I can barely get any wins, it's absurd. How do all people bring Ragnaros, Tirion or Alexstrasza on turn 1-2??

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Super happy that 1/3 of my deck is 3 mana or less and all I get is fucking 5 drops.

Played since beta and am 100% burnt out with the current game. RNG isn't fun when its game breaking and I can't understand how stubborn blizzard is in denying it. 

Let's get this out there now.... anyfin paladin and secret paladin decks are pure fucking dooshbag decks played by pure dooshbags. Get a life you fucking morons.  Those two decks are the only reason that wild mode remains suspect.  Because asshole cunt queers are too stupid to play anything else.  Good job, you win.  Retarded fucking apes.

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Quote from Motolconker >>

How the fuck do I play paladin these days oh my god the class feels so different now since pre old gods. 

 Oh yeah, it will be much better to return back to secret paladin meta