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When I play hunter I always have at least one call of the wild by turn 8. Often times I have both in my hand right from the get-go. 

When I vs other hunters, it's the same deal. Always CotW on t8.

As hunters we have abysmal card draw so I'm genuinely confused as to why this seems to be the case. 

Was playing in the Tavern Brawl tonight, doing alright, when my opponent plays Nozdormu and because the servers are shit, I can only play a single card before my turn ends. So he destroys me and I can't even concede because that, too, takes ages.

Ho...ly... fuck.

Can someone tell me how the hell can every single fucking opponent have dragon synergy with otherwise shitty drops such as Netherspite Historian or Book Wyrm (usually both on the same deck)?

How can I find constructed tempo rogues in fucking 0 wins arena?

How can fucking Mulch give my opponent mage Acidmaw just when I was about to drop Ironbark?

How the hell am I always having to deal with shit like "opponent discovers Chillmaw with synergy" or "opponent discovers Sneed"?

That's it. I, oficially, claim myself a Danklord.

How else is it explainable that I have managed to ebat with my awkward druid arena deck a shaman with fucking Prince Malchezaar (and surviving to see Mukla, Tyrant of the Vale, and Ragnaros the Firelord)?

Why is that salt? Because what the hell are you doing with that damn thing at 2-2?

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When I play hunter I always have at least one call of the wild by turn 8. Often times I have both in my hand right from the get-go. 

When I vs other hunters, it's the same deal. Always CotW on t8.

As hunters we have abysmal card draw so I'm genuinely confused as to why this seems to be the case. 

Other aggro decks like shamans, warlocks and warriors have a lot of draw power, so their hands are full of good minions because of it, but why hunters have the same power-level without card draw? = rigged.

Yogg Druid players can go fuck their mothers. What a stupid fucking deck  that shit is.  So fucking OP and broken.  The good news is that window licking retards can now win games.  Nice job, Blizz.

Both of us in fatigue. He plays elise -> monkey -> nexus-champion saraad -> hero power -> gang up from saraad. FFS

Ok I'm drawing a line in the sand.  I refuse to play Standard ladder.  I will play whatever is strongest in Wild up to rank 5.  All other games I refuse to play against Shaman, Warrior, Hunter, and Mage until certain absolutely broken cards are nerfed or rotated out.  If I get matched with any of these 4 classes, you have an instant win because I will no comply.

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Yogg Druid players can go fuck their mothers. What a stupid fucking deck  that shit is.  So fucking OP and broken.  The good news is that window licking retards can now win games.  Nice job, Blizz.

Shit happens you got unlucky

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This emote system seriously needs to go. Majority of players use it to bm. Like seriously, rarely anyone uses the emote to compliment someone's play. People use it to piss others off. Well played? More like shit play. Need to redo the communication and report features. It really is astonishingly bad. 

my opponent just played yogg on turn 4, he had only cast 4 spells. He gets Claw, Flamestrike, Cabalist Tome, and.. Call of The Wild! Woot woot!
Even though he had such a good Yogg I manage to build back my board, only to get fucked over by another Flamestrike that he got from Cabalist Tome..

Probably just had the worst 3 days in all my history of playing Hearthstone went from rank 5 to 9  in a single losing streak against perfectly curved Shamans and Hunters (which are like 80% of ladder right now) while I mulliganed and got all my late game cards during most of my games. They all literally won by playing 1 card per turn.

Everytime I got tilted I just stopped playing for the day thinking: 'It's just the day's RNG, tomorrow i'll be fine'...been saying that for the past days. My win rate this season was 70% and just counting these past 3 days I'm sitting at 20%.

Decided to call it quits from ladder for some time and thought maybe I'll do better in Arena and proceeded to go second five games in a row even quieing into a Warrior with Brawl and Grommash Hellscream in his deck.

This has been fucking ridiculous, I'm done with HS this month.

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Quote from s2mikey >>

Yogg Druid players can go fuck their mothers. What a stupid fucking deck  that shit is.  So fucking OP and broken.  The good news is that window licking retards can now win games.  Nice job, Blizz.

 Really, gonna complain about Yogg Druid? Just another guy who complains about everything. You probably play aggro shaman and cried when Yogg cleared your 4 mana 7/7s

PSA: Can't win with your shitty Barnes+Y'Shaarj deck? Always draw Y'Shaarj before Barnes? Just queue against me on ladder (rank 10 on EU). It seems like any opponent that plays against me has 100% chance of having Barnes by turn 4 and Y'Shaarj not in his hand.

I just opened my 4th duplicate legendary...

... in a row. I have less than 5 legendaries in any set, except classic where i have 13/33 legendaries. This is statistically improbable right? I'm about to grab my tinfoil hat and call this shit rigged. I opened another Wilfred Fizzlebang by the way; this one isn't even golden.

I heard the latest patch added the classes of Rogue, Druid,  Priest, Warlock, and Paladin.  Might wanna try those out.

In other words, could yall please stop playing the same four goddamned classes????

5 shaman wins daily quest (easy enough I thought, haha)

0-7 atm. I can't explain why all have perfect curve while I'm sitting with al'akir, rag, valiant and other big minions in hand. 

edited: I won! hunter conceded after turn 1 trogg. sorry man, I know that feel :( 

And you even complain? I'd be fucking billionaire with the revenue of the saltmine I'd have after seeing that!

Seriously,that is so amazingly retarded I'd burst in laugh if I happen to see that. You can't really do anything else.

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Quote from Morpha123 >>

When I play hunter I always have at least one call of the wild by turn 8. Often times I have both in my hand right from the get-go. 

When I vs other hunters, it's the same deal. Always CotW on t8.

As hunters we have abysmal card draw so I'm genuinely confused as to why this seems to be the case. 

 Rigged hands for hunters, jousts too. I have been talking about this for a year now and people think I am crazy. Just imagine a deck with no card draw and is filled with low cost minions, there is no way it will perform this well. You will just keep dropping low minions and you lose, but Blizzard rigged it so that you always pull cards like Savannah highmane and COW every time on Curve. 

Other aggro decks like shamans, warlocks and warriors have a lot of draw power, so their hands are full of good minions because of it, but why hunters have the same power-level without card draw? = rigged.