Hearthpwn

Quote from Maukiepaukie >>

Blizzard: Let's print a bunch of cool legendaries from world of warcraft that the players love so they can have epic games with all these cool legendaries.

Employee: ''Aha, so the idea of the game is to have all these cool legendaries face off against eachother in the lategame?''

Blizzard: ''No no no, that's the funny part. We've added all these cool tempting legendaries to the game but you'll never get to play them because you'll die before turn ten''

Employee: ''I really don't think people can be so terrible that they'll start playing decks that just go face just because they care about winning more than having fun''

Blizzard: ''Haha, people are scumbags, you'll see''

But seriously, which deck counters face and tempo decks. I thought N'Zoth pally would work but it doesn't at all.

I am so sick and tired of Bullsh*t rng in this game.  I know it all evens out over time but this has just been one of the unluckiest weeks I've ever had in hearthstone.  I only play about 2-3 games a day so each game is a huge deal to me and losing to ridiculous luck really pisses me off.  I've had quite a few "wtf kind of luck is this" moments this week, but 4 games in particular really got to me and I need to vent.

One game I lost in fatigue with my opponent's Yogg played 4 bites and a shield block, giving him the health and damage he needed to beat me by 2 health in the fatigue game.  

Another game I lost to an anyfin/n'zoth paladin who was also running Yogg-saron despite only having about 7-8 spells in his deck.  I had huge board that was difficult to wipe (I can't remember specifics, but there were 2 highmanes) and of course my opponent's 3 spell yogg (no joke) happened to cast twisting nether twice, and I lost.

A mage I played had no board while I had an infested wolf, abusive sergeant, and misha on the board.  She was at 6 mana and played Servant of Yogg Saron who happened to play shadow madness on the infested wolf, letting her attack my misha, get the wolf's deathrattle, and then clear my board with a perfect arcane missiles.

A different mage I played would've been dead to my board (I had two 6/6 menagerie warders, a stealthed 6/6 stranglethorn tiger, and another stealthed 8/8 stranglethorn tiger. I also had savage roar in my hand) while I was at a comfortable 26 health.  But then my opponent got 3 frost novas from a cabalist's tome, locking me out of options and letting her win the game.

tl;dr RNGesus hates me with a passion this week

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

What's wrong with playing aggro?

OF COURSE YOU FUCKIN HAVE THAT

OF COURSE YOU FUCKIN HAVE THAT

OF COURSE YOU FUCKIN HAVE THAT

OF COURSE YOU FUCKIN HAVE THAT

OF COURSE YOU FUCKIN HAVE THAT

 CAN I STOP GETTING MATCHED WITH DECKS THAT 100% COUNTER MINE AND OPPONENTS WHO DRAW PERFECT ANSWERS

over half my deck costs 3 or less.

you think i can fucking get something to play in the first 3 turns/  fuck no/

bad mulligans

bad matchups

good matchups but fucking awful draws

tell me again how its' remotely possible to win based on your own skill?

RIP face decks.  control always has answers and always draws 100% flawelessly.

aggro druid is fucking terrible right now.  why did i think this would work.

in before some goddamned idiot says im posting too much. 

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

aggro druid is fucking terrible right now.  why did i think this would work.

in before some goddamned idiot says im posting too much. 

Quote from Nihls >>

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

aggro druid is fucking terrible right now.  why did i think this would work.

in before some goddamned idiot says im posting too much. 

 It did work pre-karazhan, don't know what happened but I went from 73% WR to 64% WR with my aggro druid (not stupid menagerie warden).

From now on I'm just going to concede any game in which I mulligan like shit

Half my deck is early aggressive minions?  Here, here's both Doomhammers and a Thing From Below!

I can't get out of Rank 3.  Trying to hit Legend for first time and everyone seems to counter me.

If I play my hunter deck I get control warriors and Yogg mages.

If I play control I get rushed down by shamans and hunters and druids.

Ill get a deck to rank 3 with 70-80% win rate then tank to 50%

Aaaaaaaand the meta's cancer again

if you DONT draw perfectly vs hunter, you just lose automatically.  pretty fucking balanced.

ah look at that, you topdecked removal.  goodbye rank 7, hello rank 8!!!!

cool, lost the game because he had one exact card in hand.

RIP aggro shaman.  control decks have been gifted with 100% answers now I guess.

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

CALL OF THE FUCKING SKILL

Aggro shaman tears....feelsgoodman

I'm not playing aggro shaman because I like shaman or aggro.

I'm just trying to get to rank 5.

Quote from Brosmash123 >>

I can't get out of Rank 3.  Trying to hit Legend for first time and everyone seems to counter me.

If I play my hunter deck I get control warriors and Yogg mages.

If I play control I get rushed down by shamans and hunters and druids.

Ill get a deck to rank 3 with 70-80% win rate then tank to 50%