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Doomhammer needs a fucking nerf. It does so much for how much it costs, and in this current meta Overload is no longer a drawback. Either increase the cost or reduce it's durability.

Wow I am sick and tired of Shamans and Zoo Warlocks. That is really the only decks I run into anymore and I'm sorry if you play it but to me there is such little skill involved with it. Its just frustrating especially when your RNG is shit and theirs is perfect. This is really just getting annoying the more I play this season because I cant run into anything else

Quote from Lamsednav >>

This game is so fucking annoying, boring and totally not fun to play.

But why do I play?

Quote from Woondha >>

No, it is not based on RNG - But it sure isn't based on skill either! 

"Look at me, i play Hunter and think i am totally the best player out there, so when ever i can't auto-pilot my retarded braindead skill-less NetDeck, i better go whine about it - Buuuuh Huuuu" 

Get over your self.

I swear YOGG has to be the most RETARDED and unfair card ever printed yet... Whatever happened before you play it doesn't matter at all, whole game turns into a fucking rngfest (insert Brode's laugh). So...

Druid 3 hp, 1 card and no board. Me 24 hp (priest), 3 minions and 6 cards. HE TOPDICKS THE YOGG...

living roots into 2 saplings
animal companion into leokk
nukes my deathlord and gets an Azure Drake 
mindgames one of my belchers
soul of the forest

I can't get through the belcher and my nova is useless. Next turn swipes my face and kills me with a whole board.  

Thanks Brode. 

The Story of My Life - Noob Edition

One day, a friendly budget warlock stumbled upon something called, "ranked." This happy warlock thought to itself, "Yeah! I got this..." Using its budget zoolock deck, it entered the danger zone. "It is time to shine!" It exclaimed before taking its seat and awaiting its opponent when, suddenly, a paladin arrives-- taking her seat with her fancy card back. Lady Liadrin...a name I will never forget.

I was about to concede at first meet, for her shining armor and blue fancy card back were far too much for my newbie eyes to bare. Quickly, Magni, the warrior, flung his hand out onto my shoulder and cried out, "What are you, stupid? Don't give up just because she has a better appearance than you! Or because she has a better card back than you! Go on...give it a try! Ya got nothing to lose, lass!" With that, I felt confidence-- I felt strength-- I was all powerful!

~10 minutes later~

After many cards from the N'Zoth Paladin net deck were thrown at me, I finally chose defeat."You win...this time." That being said, I turned to Magni and said, "I told you I should have conceded instead of getting completely humiliated."

All Magni had to say was, "So sorry, my friend..."

Credits

Story written by: a beginner to ranked

Magni played by: a pro to ranked

Warlock played by: a noob to ranked

Lady Liadrin played by: a faggot

less than 10% chance he has any given card, but of course the renolock had everything he needed to beat me, including his Reno, his C'Thun, his Sylvanas + PO, his Siphon Soul..... what the FUCK

Quote from Dimirx >>

The Story of My Life - Noob Edition

One day, a friendly budget warlock stumbled upon something called, "ranked." This happy warlock thought to itself, "Yeah! I got this..." Using its budget zoolock deck, it entered the danger zone. "It is time to shine!" It exclaimed before taking its seat and awaiting its opponent when, suddenly, a paladin arrives-- taking her seat with her fancy card back. Lady Liadrin...a name I will never forget.

I was about to concede at first meet, for her shining armor and blue fancy card back were far too much for my newbie eyes to bare. Quickly, Magni, the warrior, flung his hand out onto my shoulder and cried out, "What are you, stupid? Don't give up just because she has a better appearance than you! Or because she has a better card back than you! Go on...give it a try! Ya got nothing to lose, lass!" With that, I felt confidence-- I felt strength-- I was all powerful!

 

~10 minutes later~

After many cards from the N'Zoth Paladin net deck were thrown at me, I finally chose defeat."You win...this time." That being said, I turned to Magni and said, "I told you I should have conceded instead of getting completely humiliated."

 

All Magni had to say was, "So sorry, my friend..."

Credits

Story written by: a beginner to ranked

Magni played by: a pro to ranked

Warlock played by: a noob to ranked

Lady Liadrin played by: a faggot

Dear Blizzard,

Please nerf Paladins.

Sincerely - Everyone that's ever fucking played Hearthstone.

I just lost to a Freeze Mage Reno Freeze Mage in wild. 

I'm still scratching my head.

Quote from Dimirx >>

The Story of My Life - Noob Edition

One day, a friendly budget warlock stumbled upon something called, "ranked." This happy warlock thought to itself, "Yeah! I got this..." Using its budget zoolock deck, it entered the danger zone. "It is time to shine!" It exclaimed before taking its seat and awaiting its opponent when, suddenly, a paladin arrives-- taking her seat with her fancy card back. Lady Liadrin...a name I will never forget.

I was about to concede at first meet, for her shining armor and blue fancy card back were far too much for my newbie eyes to bare. Quickly, Magni, the warrior, flung his hand out onto my shoulder and cried out, "What are you, stupid? Don't give up just because she has a better appearance than you! Or because she has a better card back than you! Go on...give it a try! Ya got nothing to lose, lass!" With that, I felt confidence-- I felt strength-- I was all powerful!

 

~10 minutes later~

After many cards from the N'Zoth Paladin net deck were thrown at me, I finally chose defeat."You win...this time." That being said, I turned to Magni and said, "I told you I should have conceded instead of getting completely humiliated."

 

All Magni had to say was, "So sorry, my friend..."

Credits

Story written by: a beginner to ranked

Magni played by: a pro to ranked

Warlock played by: a noob to ranked

Lady Liadrin played by: a faggot

 

Quote from itsbradhadair >>

OMFG that C'thun warrior + one billionty armour card is fucking broken.

 

a lot of CW today... I hate those 30 min games 

You're too kind. If stories of my distress brings joy to my fellow hearthstone companions, then I shall continue to tell these horrific (yet extremely angering) stories!

Dragon Warrior went from the status of a mid-tier deck when I played it on season 26 to fucking cancer now. 

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

Dear Blizzard,

Please nerf Paladins.

Sincerely - Everyone that's ever fucking played Hearthstone.

Dragon warriors, totem shamans, face shamans, Woaaah priests (typical control priest, but emoting woaah every single time they have a response to something, wich is every single turn), fatigue warriors.

None of them draws a significant ammount of cards, and still topdeck everything they need to beat the crap outta me.

Btw, also lost to a N'Zoth rogue who wasted both Saps on an Armored Warhorse I got with Ram Wrangler...

I played with: Midrange hunter with Wrangler (btw, today never seen Dr.8, so every win required me to think), evolve shaman (I had the quest of shaman, so let's play the least annoying one I can actually craft) and C'Thun priest. And all of them met these sort of shit with pretty bad results.

The thing is, I play something with few card draw -> I get punished by getting crap hands I have to recover from. Other people play few to no draws at all -> I get punished by having to deal with the most amazing curve they could have thanks to not putting any card draw in the deck (not even Elekk, wich is a very nice on-curve draw).

And also, now I remember, fuck those Yogg hunters. I can live with midrange, zoo, and even some kinds of shaman, but these guys? They can go and eat goat shit for breakfast.