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To all the shamans. TAKE THIS ! 

P.S. Salt is real..

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so im specifically teching against aggro.  still getting crushed.  completely balanced meta...

Warrior Arena, second game. I don't have any epic and only few rare. Play against paladin with Tirion Fordring, Sludge Belcher, Truesilver Champion x2, Lay on Hands and Bolf Ramshield.

I won, but it was so unfair...

Ohh No,no....Far from that. I'm just enjoying the moment. And I didn't do it cause I got lucky,but because of good plays and mistakes of the opponent. 

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So by definition, what's a cool deck? What's a deck which you will feel good losing to? Most people who whine about zoo and shaman probably play those as well. 

 I lost to a Handlock in standard, with Eerie statues and void terror. I played control priest.

It's acceptable to lose against a deck that isn't net decked, and decks that contain cards that you don't see very often.

 So you play a netdecked control priest and expect your opponent to play something with uncommon cards, kinda hypocritical on your part isn't it?

Two salts this time.

First one: I just can't understand how can someone say midrange/face shaman requires any brain cell at all. Today I saw some so bad, one of them wasted a Skillbiter Weapon on his Argent Squire to kill a turn 2 King's Elekk... yes, your eyes aren't fooling you, that's what I said. Good thing that piece of mouth-breathing scum did'nt won, but the mere idea that with misplays like that he still was close to beat the crap out of me is just insulting. I actually expect shaman gets nothing but a bunch of worthless totems and maybe a "only-control" or murloc card in the next expansions, because even in TGT it was bullshit (remember the only reason why nobody played shaman in TGT was secret paladin being OP as hell and completely raping totem shaman).

Second one: Made an amazing mage arena deck, with 2xFlamestrike, big removal, lots of Faceless Summoners, and a strong early play thanks to mechs. Something really 7-3 worthy, maybe even 12. End the run at 3-3 because I draw like shit or find even crazier control mages. And apparently whenever I had to play Fel Reaver because I'm in a topdeck war, I have to burn automatically my whole deck, starting with Flamestrikes and Faceless Summoners. Hearthstone is hearthstone.

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so im specifically teching against aggro.  still getting crushed.  completely balanced meta...

 Well clearly you need to specifically get better at the game. Aggro isn't hard to beat.

you just can't complain about Yogg... their decks are intentionally handicapped to make way for Yogg. If you were winning, it's because your cards up to that point were better face it you didn't 'outplay' anybody.

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And apparently whenever I had to play Fel Reaver because I'm in a topdeck war, I have to burn automatically my whole deck, starting with Flamestrikes and Faceless Summoners. Hearthstone is hearthstone.

31 Aggro games in a row.

Decide to play Control Warrior. First game run into the greediest slowest fucking priest I've ever seen.

Double Entomb, Double Cabal, Double Thoughtsteal, Elise, Both Deathwings, Ysera, Chromaggus (which he PWS and Doubled Entomb)

Had my Sylvanas, Ysera and Thun entombed. With a Brann and Bloodhoof Cabaled.

What an absolute slap in the face.

Was ahead the whole time, me as dragon priest and he as yogg-tempo mage.

I just deathed his antonidas, was about to play deathwing, then yogg came, killed himself and used burgle.

my rival had recieved a confessor paleress, that gave him bloodmage thalnos, no worries there right? wrong!

after entombing her, he has a second another paletress from burgle that gave him grommash! :(

Ever do one of those double takes in arena where you check to see that you are actually playing arena and didnt hit constructed by accident? At 7-0 queued into a warlock with 3 darkshire councilmen, 2 flame juggler, 4 imp gang boss, acoylte of pain, tentacles, sea giants, darkbombs, voidcallerinto doomguard into malganis, bane of doom for a second malganis. I kept saying to myself, okay this is insane but hes gotta be out of insane constructed cards... nope, just unleashing a hellfury of a deck that would go 25-legend with 0 losses lol.

well warlock needs a good deck to reach 7 wins... you can't really complain about somebody not abusing the f out of arena best classes

Not really complaining, it was almost laughable really.  Like his deck was what a constructed zoo deck would be with zero card limit, everything he played was part of the most powerful cards in his deck lol.

After 2 years of playing it still rustles my jimmies when some little faggot high school (or god forbid, college) kid says "thank you" when they win without making any decent plays.

Wow congrats you got your nut draw with your netdecked T1 list while I was playing some fun pile of random shit and had a mediocre draw. You won a rank 20 game (I'm a rank 20 farmer for my quests sorry), fuck off with your BM, I play for less than an hour a week.

Doesn't help me knowing that the kid on the other end is some kissless virgin loser that is a combination of [greasy, pale, socially awkward, no friends], they deserve an ass kicking because obviously no one has ever shown them their place. Fucking trash.

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After 2 years of playing it still rustles my jimmies when some little faggot high school (or god forbid, college) kid says "thank you" when they win without making any decent plays.

Wow congrats you got your nut draw with your netdecked T1 list while I was playing some fun pile of random shit and had a mediocre draw. You won a rank 20 game (I'm a rank 20 farmer for my quests sorry), fuck off with your BM, I play for less than an hour a week.

Doesn't help me knowing that the kid on the other end is some kissless virgin loser that is a combination of [greasy, pale, socially awkward, no friends], they deserve an ass kicking because obviously no one has ever shown them their place. Fucking trash.

Where did all these Control and Deathrattle decks come from all of a sudden? 5 straight between Priest and Warrior. Y'all make me want to punch babies. 

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After 2 years of playing it still rustles my jimmies when some little faggot high school (or god forbid, college) kid says "thank you" when they win without making any decent plays.

Wow congrats you got your nut draw with your netdecked T1 list while I was playing some fun pile of random shit and had a mediocre draw. You won a rank 20 game (I'm a rank 20 farmer for my quests sorry), fuck off with your BM, I play for less than an hour a week.

Doesn't help me knowing that the kid on the other end is some kissless virgin loser that is a combination of [greasy, pale, socially awkward, no friends], they deserve an ass kicking because obviously no one has ever shown them their place. Fucking trash.

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And apparently whenever I had to play Fel Reaver because I'm in a topdeck war, I have to burn automatically my whole deck, starting with Flamestrikes and Faceless Summoners. Hearthstone is hearthstone.

 You shouldn't have picked Fel Reaver in the first time. Even if you'd get offered Captain's Parrot and Hungry Crab. A mere Annoy-o-Tron would then be your doom. Even as a mage.

Made it to Rank 12 last season but this time around I keep getting knocked back down to the bottom tier after getting to 16-17. Just can't seem to improve, I just go on huge losing streaks all the time. Want to play the game but its really depressing to realize just how bad I am at it.